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LDAR eat your veggies or shit and shower

jerrycan dan

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When LDARing you might have a wide range of food options available or you might not not, depending on your living situation. If you want to LDAR and want taking a shit to be a pleasurable experience, make sure your diet has some fruit and vegetables in it. If you do not eat fruit and vegetables while LDARing, you will have the worst shits humanly possible. Have you ever taken a shit with the colour of peanut butter and the consistency of some kind of adhesive paste? Have you ever tried passing a turd the size of your lower arm only to have it break off at the end, fail to pass out of your sphincter and get crushed by your thrusting ass into a disgusting brown glue spread from one cheek to the next? If you don't eat your veggies this will be a daily occurrence. Your shits will be so unpleasant that you will have to spend half an hour just wiping every little glob of super-sticky thick-gooey shit out of your asshole, if you choose to continue sitting on the toilet. The only alternative will be going into the shower. turning on the faucet and blasting your stretched open asshole with water while wiping it with your hand until every bit of shit is washed away. Some might argue this is comfy, but it is nowhere near as comfy as having a decent diet and being able to have a shit slide out hard and smooth no problemo. If you value the experience of taking a shit at all and you are LDARing, or just living in general (although LDARing reduces stress, and stress has, in my experience at least, has made my shit consistency and constipation noticeably worse), eat your veggies for comfier poos.

Please be kind to your digestive systems boyos.
 
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I hate veggies they taste disgusting. Ewwee yuck
 
I hate veggies they taste disgusting. Ewwee yuck

That's why you need curry boyo. Veggies can't be just broiled/burned and then eaten.

creamy-chickpea-and-vegetable-curry-104611-1.jpeg


Also curry makes your shit real smooth.
 
That's why you need curry boyo. Veggies can't be just broiled/burned and then eaten.

creamy-chickpea-and-vegetable-curry-104611-1.jpeg


Also curry makes your shit real smooth.
Is this your kind of thread?
 
lol wtf where does jizz fall into this diet?
 
???Eat 40 eggs and enough meat to go out like a rotting dead!
 

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