Early Modern English thread

[Sloth]

How art thou, and how is thy day going?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

not bad so far

 

[SilentShadow]

Oi Bruv stop speaking in that fancy shit speak some propa english innit

 

[Sloth]

not bad so far

Mine as well

 

[Acorn]

Nigger

 

[Layollyus II]

Have someone everst asked thee? If hasn't not, I'm asking thou now. How art thy life?

I believe thou art merry

 

[Sloth]

Have someone everst asked thee? If hasn't not, I'm asking thou now. How is thy life?

I believe thou art merry

'Tis good. I hope thine is as well

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Oi Bruv stop speaking in that fancy shit speak some propa english innit

hahahahah

 

[Karakol96]

Im good my nigga its been good my nigga on hood ya hear me

 

[Sloth]

Im good my nigga its been good my nigga on hood ya hear me

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Have someone everst asked thee? If hasn't not, I'm asking thou now. How art thy life?

I believe thou art merry

I hope thine is as well

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Zounds! What manner of pasquinade is this? Or are ye forsooth soothfast asses?

 

[Sloth]

Zounds! What manner of pasquinade is this? Or are ye forsooth soothfast asses?

Nay, no pasquinade here. We are sincere fellows

 

[Incel_Doomer]

 

[Sloth]

Thank thee for the Jewtube video

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Nay, no pasquinade here. We are sincere fellows

Pray forgiveth mine insolence, for

I hope thine is as well

is forsooth gramatically correct. To quote Hamlet: "What an Aſſe am I?"

 

[Sloth]

Pray forgiveth mine insolence, for

is forsooth gramatically correct. To quote Hamlet: "What an Aſſe am I?"

My bad, sire. It would be "I hope thou art well" in lieu. Thank thee for pointing out my mistake

 

[Ahnfeltia]

My bad, sire. It would be "I hope thou art well" in lieu. Thank thee for pointing out my mistake

that works too, but "I hope thine is as well" is also grammatically correct, meaning "I hope yours [ your life] is as well"

 

[Incel_Doomer]

Macbeth ist mine favourite Shakespeare play.

Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

 

[Sloth]

Good morning. I have a quote for thee from a black-pill prophet
'Tis over for thee

 

[Sir Waco]

Originel teletyper indulges in buggery

 

[Ichigo]

Thy evropean maidens have extremely large bossoms

 

[Sloth]

Thy evropean maidens have extremely large bossoms

Indeed, some of them can. I personally prefer Oriental maidens myself

 

[Shark]

Im doing terrible innit mate. Im an incell

 

[Dealer]

bonjur

 

[Layollyus II]

Bless thee

 

[Acorn]

Fuk goin on?

 

[Sir Waco]

hell hath no fury like a janny scorned

 

[DarkSneezer]

 

[nico]

oi mate where's your wanking loicense?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Dost thou even hoist?

 

[slavcel11]

anglish mogs

 

[Sir Waco]

never kill yourself

 

[Midnight Animal]

Thou art I... And I am thou... From the sea of thy soul I cometh... I am @Truest truecel , master of inkwells...

 

[Sewer Koala]

Thou art I... And I am thou... From the sea of thy soul I cometh... I am @Truest truecel , master of inkwells...

Based and personapilled

 

[Sewer Koala]

this thread isn't esl friendly

 

[FastBlast]

Hark, I shall presently employ myself in a solitary dalliance desu

 

[Genetics_subhuman]

Oi Bruv stop speaking in that fancy shit speak some propa english innit