epstein
Honorary Incel
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So today I was cruising arround the city in my car because I am unemployed and wanted to larp as ER.
I suddenly felt a strong urge to urinate, so i thought lets stop at the gas station I always go, because I needed some fresh nicotine pouches anyway and some snacks.
Well I parked infront of the entrance as I always do because I dont want to be a douche and park at the gas pumps because I didn’t want to block them.
When I entered, I recognised a new face some foid instead of the 48 yo brocel I always see. I immediately go to the toilet, and THIS STUPID BITCH tells me you cant go in there without buying something.
Thats the first time I was told this retarded bullshit and I told „yeah dont worry ill buy something in a moment“ and went to the toilet.
I came out bought my shit and then she tells me (in the rudest tone ever), I should not park at the entrance and the next time I do this I will get a fine because its all on CCTV.
This moment my cortisol spiked. I literally did nothing to her just went to the toilet took a piss bought some shit and then she makes an unnecessary comment about my usual parking spot?
A brief second I just thought about punching that stupid bitch in her fucking rat face across the counter, but then I just said fuck you bitch whats your problem and threw the candybar I just bought into her fucking ugly face, ran out and drove away.
Probably will get some legal trouble soon.
I just wish I would’ve thrown the RedBull can instead of the candybar, then I would’ve have atleast knocked her out.
I suddenly felt a strong urge to urinate, so i thought lets stop at the gas station I always go, because I needed some fresh nicotine pouches anyway and some snacks.
Well I parked infront of the entrance as I always do because I dont want to be a douche and park at the gas pumps because I didn’t want to block them.
When I entered, I recognised a new face some foid instead of the 48 yo brocel I always see. I immediately go to the toilet, and THIS STUPID BITCH tells me you cant go in there without buying something.
Thats the first time I was told this retarded bullshit and I told „yeah dont worry ill buy something in a moment“ and went to the toilet.
I came out bought my shit and then she tells me (in the rudest tone ever), I should not park at the entrance and the next time I do this I will get a fine because its all on CCTV.
This moment my cortisol spiked. I literally did nothing to her just went to the toilet took a piss bought some shit and then she makes an unnecessary comment about my usual parking spot?
A brief second I just thought about punching that stupid bitch in her fucking rat face across the counter, but then I just said fuck you bitch whats your problem and threw the candybar I just bought into her fucking ugly face, ran out and drove away.
Probably will get some legal trouble soon.
I just wish I would’ve thrown the RedBull can instead of the candybar, then I would’ve have atleast knocked her out.
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