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Experiment DUDEmaxxing is actually new reproductive strategy

jet112

jet112

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usually, the best way for outsider to gets into social circles is through drugs and shit like that
on the totempole, stoners rank higher than just incels that have no style.
so ill breifly make a guide to DUDEmaxxing. enjoy!

1. always have reggae in your car, doesn't matter which (thots can't distinguish, but usually they like bob marley)
2. have some stoner apparel like a shirt with a giant fucking marijuana logo slapped on it, maybe baggie pants and sandals
3. for your head/face you can get a nosering or ear studs, it depends what you prefer. cornrows if you have the right type of hair
4. always have weed in your pocket, have a few joints ready in case a thot wants to smoke. its a good way to get a number
5. have photos of yourself on social media in these various poses:
- having your hands up while standing on a cliff or a waterfall
- pic of you smoking a joint
- pics of you in some shithole like india or jamaica
- your dating account must express all of that.

good luck!
 
I think your list is a little off. Here's mine:

1. Trade drugs for sex.
2. Trade drugs for sex.
3. Trade drugs for sex.
4. Trade drugs for sex.
5. Trade drugs for sex.
6. Trade drugs for sex.

good luck!
 
so basically stereotypically stonermaxx?
 
yes stonermaxxing. you can lure in drugged up girls from broken homes to suck your dick
lol I'm already a stoner. i don't go outside. thats more like junkiemaxxing
 
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More like dope cope
 

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