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Abou Baldiaby

Abou Baldiaby

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Incel: Got any travel tips for my vacation?

Incel2: How about you-rope?
 
what a thigh slapper
 
Incel: Not getting sex is quite traumatic.

Normie: How so?

Incel: I'm cel-shocked.
 
Riddlecel: How many wristcels does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None, wristcels are too weak to flick the switch anyway.
 
Incel: I'm just too ugly.

Normie: That's just a an excuse!

Incel: Indeed, a poor excuse for a face.
 
Incel in biology class: I wonder what we will learn about today.

Teacher: the brain cells, blood cells, and incels!

Incel: Fuck you whore!

Teacher: hahaha

Incel: *drinks liquid bromine to kill himself*
 
what a thigh slapper
Riddlecel: How many slavcels does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One, but then he steals the bulb and return to his poor home country, he sells the new bulb and gets money to buy plenty of hookers and booze.
 
Riddlecel: How many incels does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Irrelevant, the concept of screwing is foreign to incels.
 
I don't get it
 
Amazing thread. Some thigh slappers in here indeed.
 
Riddlecel: How many slavcels does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One, but then he steals the bulb and return to his poor home country, he sells the new bulb and gets money to buy plenty of hookers and booze.
you can do better than this
 
Incel in biology class: I wonder what we will learn about today.

Teacher: the brain cells, blood cells, and incels!

Incel: Fuck you whore!

Teacher: hahaha

Incel: *drinks liquid bromine to kill himself*
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: that was actually funny
 
Incel1: I got my DNA read today,

Incel2: Well, what does it say?

Incel1: Do Not Approach.
 
Incel: I would never approach a woman.

Baldcel: Nor-would I.
 
Sleepercel
 

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