Happened pretty much 10 minutes ago as i started writing this too. My head is still all over the place so this might take some time to write out
So i live in this estate area with a big wetland pond which is not suitable for fishing in and a crime because wetlands are considered a natural, protected habitat and the VFA (Victorian Fisheries Authority) doesn't recognise it as a fishing spot
As i was walking home, i saw these two boys casting rods into the water and they also had fishing cases and there was bread everywhere on the grass too (another crime). Since one said g'day, i told them calmly that they should not be fishing here and when one asked why, i said because its a wildlife crime and the police could get you in trouble and they both looked kind of guilty which is quite a surprise as i was expecting them to try and bash me because they looked pretty dysfunctional, so with that i told them theres no fish in there anyway so its pointless as well to try and ease the guilt
Then their whore mother was, fat, ogre faced and wearing shorts and a cut out top with her bra visible (wtf are you doing you slut) walked up to me and asked what i'm doing, i told her that this is illegal fishing. She just said "I don't fucking care cunt, don't fucking tell them what to do" she kept saying "don't tell them what to do cunt" as i told her its a wildlife crime and walked away because i don't want a scene and i'm a bit of a pussy, then i just asked "do you want the VFA involved?" And she started screaming "YOU FUCKING DOB ME IN CUNT I'LL PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDER" and other incoherent babble as some bloke who lived in one of the nearby house came up to me and told me not to worry and i flipped her off walking away, the other bloke also told me he phoned the cops and that the foid yelled at him too when he told her off
Lets recap; so i saw these two kids doing illegal acts, i didn't even scold them LIKE A BOOMER but instead tell them what they're doing is wrong, they even listen and look sort of remorseful and then their dirtbag mother dressed like Ashley from Coffin (but her looksmatch roped so shes not hot) walks up to me and starts berating me and threatens to kill me for snitching when i wasnt even going to call the police or do anything at that point.
Wow, What an amazing parent! Parent of the fucking year, commits and enables wildlife crimes with her kids like illegal fishing and feeding ducks bread which can fucking KILL THEM
Now speaking of boomers, i'm not really a "OMG FUCK POOR PEOPLE" type of person because i grew up pretty poor until i was about 6 but i now understand why zoning laws exist
Dnrcels can look at the title like always
So i live in this estate area with a big wetland pond which is not suitable for fishing in and a crime because wetlands are considered a natural, protected habitat and the VFA (Victorian Fisheries Authority) doesn't recognise it as a fishing spot
As i was walking home, i saw these two boys casting rods into the water and they also had fishing cases and there was bread everywhere on the grass too (another crime). Since one said g'day, i told them calmly that they should not be fishing here and when one asked why, i said because its a wildlife crime and the police could get you in trouble and they both looked kind of guilty which is quite a surprise as i was expecting them to try and bash me because they looked pretty dysfunctional, so with that i told them theres no fish in there anyway so its pointless as well to try and ease the guilt
Then their whore mother was, fat, ogre faced and wearing shorts and a cut out top with her bra visible (wtf are you doing you slut) walked up to me and asked what i'm doing, i told her that this is illegal fishing. She just said "I don't fucking care cunt, don't fucking tell them what to do" she kept saying "don't tell them what to do cunt" as i told her its a wildlife crime and walked away because i don't want a scene and i'm a bit of a pussy, then i just asked "do you want the VFA involved?" And she started screaming "YOU FUCKING DOB ME IN CUNT I'LL PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDER" and other incoherent babble as some bloke who lived in one of the nearby house came up to me and told me not to worry and i flipped her off walking away, the other bloke also told me he phoned the cops and that the foid yelled at him too when he told her off
Lets recap; so i saw these two kids doing illegal acts, i didn't even scold them LIKE A BOOMER but instead tell them what they're doing is wrong, they even listen and look sort of remorseful and then their dirtbag mother dressed like Ashley from Coffin (but her looksmatch roped so shes not hot) walks up to me and starts berating me and threatens to kill me for snitching when i wasnt even going to call the police or do anything at that point.
Wow, What an amazing parent! Parent of the fucking year, commits and enables wildlife crimes with her kids like illegal fishing and feeding ducks bread which can fucking KILL THEM
Now speaking of boomers, i'm not really a "OMG FUCK POOR PEOPLE" type of person because i grew up pretty poor until i was about 6 but i now understand why zoning laws exist
Dnrcels can look at the title like always
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