Cope Dressed up my doll gf this afternoon

[fast_curry]

Immediately threw her new clothes into the laundry once they were delivered (had this strange sensation when I saw women's clothes mixed with my own in the dryer. felt as if I ascended somehow). Spent the last hour putting her socks, shoes, bras, and dress on. It was quite a workout, given that she's 45kg and completely immobile, but it all turned out to be rewarding in the end. Having her dressed up like foids I normally see on the street turns me on way more than just keeping her completely naked. My peepee gets instantly hard when I pull the neck of her shirt to the side and see the strap of her bra.

I think that's probably similar in vein to how little girls like to dress up their Barbie dolls. It doesn't change your life for good. You just do it and feel happy for no particular reason. I guess the only difference is that those little girls can make use of those skills when they grow up so they can get railed by chad, whereas I have to cope with inanimate objects as an adult because I failed to "work on my personality" and never grasped the zen of "shower taking".

Anyway, doesn't change the fact that my doll gf is cute. Probably will spend more money on clothes. At least I know I won't be indirectly providing for a foid's broke chad/tyrone bf.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Looks good. Better than my stupid doll. I had such the "original" and "creative" idea of making mine look like a vidya character.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Have we discovered the cure for trannydom?

 

[fast_curry]

Looks good. Better than my stupid doll. I had such the "original" and "creative" idea of making mine look like a vidya character.

Thanks. Mind posting pictures of your doll? I thought about getting creative by dressing her up as an elf but I had absolutely no idea where to look for those clothes (the clothes for cosplay all look fake and cheap).

Have we discovered the cure for trannydom?

A tranny would have worn those clothes himself and still content with how they look on his hairy arms and legs

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Immediately threw her new clothes into the laundry once they were delivered (had this strange sensation when I saw women's clothes mixed with my own in the dryer. felt as if I ascended somehow). Spent the last hour putting her socks, shoes, bras, and dress on. It was quite a workout, given that she's 45kg and completely immobile, but it all turned out to be rewarding in the end. Having her dressed up like foids I normally see on the street turns me on way more than just keeping her completely naked. My peepee gets instantly hard when I pull the neck of her shirt to the side and see the strap of her bra.

I think that's probably similar in vein to how little girls like to dress up their Barbie dolls. It doesn't change your life for good. You just do it and feel happy for no particular reason. I guess the only difference is that those little girls can make use of those skills when they grow up so they can get railed by chad, whereas I have to cope with inanimate objects as an adult because I failed to "work on my personality" and never grasped the zen of "shower taking".

Anyway, doesn't change the fact that my doll gf is cute. Probably will spend more money on clothes. At least I know I won't be indirectly providing for a foid's broke chad/tyrone bf.

This is truly dystopian shit. Niggas have to fuck dolls (no offense btw)

 

[fast_curry]

This is truly dystopian shit. Niggas have to fuck dolls (no offense btw)

Dystopian but low-tech. In an ideal world, I would be interacting with my cyberwaifu

 

[Linesnap99]

no shit you have a foid in your room

 

[Caesercel]

Higher order...wut?
I can see its about proofs. But the notations are beyond me

 

[fast_curry]

Higher order...wut?
I can see its about proofs. But the notations are beyond me

higher-order polymorphism

 

[Caesercel]

higher-order polymorphism

Seems like advanced comp sci topic.

 

[fast_curry]

Seems like advanced comp sci topic.

I took a course on type theory as an undergrad. The book is very well-written. I still read it for fun occasionally, though I now work in the industry and don't have a lot of chances to deal with theory stuff.

 

[Caesercel]

I took a course on type theory as an undergrad. The book is very well-written. I still read it for fun occasionally, though I now work in the industry and don't have a lot of chances to deal with theory stuff.

Never heard of type theory before. Seems interesting. Btw can I see the model of your doll

 

[fast_curry]

Never heard of type theory before. Seems interesting. Btw can I see the model of your doll

Body: https://starpery.com/products/starpery-171cm-hedy-real-sex-doll-with-weight-reduction
Head: https://starpery.com/products/starpery-jiulie-redhead-172cm-f-cup-tpe-silicone-sex-doll-realisc

I actually recommend you either get a smaller doll (~150cm or shorter, depending on whether you live in a cucked country that would arrest you for owning a small sex doll) or get one of those reduced-weight premium dolls at $5k. 45kg is a bit too much for me especially when I try to slide pants or skirts through her hip. 25-35kg would have been ideal.

 

[Caesercel]

Body: https://starpery.com/products/starpery-171cm-hedy-real-sex-doll-with-weight-reduction
Head: https://starpery.com/products/starpery-jiulie-redhead-172cm-f-cup-tpe-silicone-sex-doll-realisc

I actually recommend you either get a smaller doll (~150cm or shorter, depending on whether you live in a cucked country that would arrest you for owning a small sex doll) or get one of those reduced-weight premium dolls at $5k. 45kg is a bit too much for me especially when I try to slide pants or skirts through her hip. 25-35kg would have been ideal.

Those are good. I prefer the body of the head one and head of the body one.

When you try to fuck it, does it lose composure beneath your weight. Like does it get squeezed or dented

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Thanks. Mind posting pictures of your doll? I thought about getting creative by dressing her up as an elf but I had absolutely no idea where to look for those clothes (the clothes for cosplay all look fake and cheap).

Well, the only photo I have of it is grainy and shitty, and I don't feel like dragging it out right now to take another (I live with my father, so I keep it hidden most of the time). It's just a shitty-looking Tifa Lockhart, is all.

 

[fast_curry]

When you try to fuck it, does it lose composure beneath your weight. Like does it get squeezed or dented

I don't try to fuck it. The vagina insert is too tight (as tight as the extra tight virgin onahole I bought when I was in HS) and cleaning up body fluid would be a nightmare. I pulled out the insert once and used it as a fleshlight and even that wasn't really good.

If you want to fuck a doll, you should get one that is light and small and has a reasonably sized vagina insert (some manufacturers specialize in this and offer different options).

It doesn't get squeezed or dented. If you choose silicone the doll should be quite tanky.

(I live with my father, so I keep it hidden most of the time). It's just a shitty-looking Tifa Lockhart, is all.

That's rough. Is it full-sized? I can't imagine hiding a doll when living with someone else

 

[3rdworldincel]

Nicely dressed. Hope science catches up soon and starts mass producing interactable sex dolls.

 

[Lebensmüder]

This is truly dystopian shit. Niggas have to fuck dolls (no offense btw)

 

[Deleted member 35171]

Will you share her with me? just want some cuddles

 

[bigantennaemay1]

That's rough. Is it full-sized? I can't imagine hiding a doll when living with someone else

It is full-sized. And yeah, I'll admit, I didn't think that one through. I regret getting it.

 

[opu79]

at least you got someone or something waiting for you at home. Is a massive cope but it will do for now. I am currently looking at 130cm eirian. I just want a simple life of cuddling with one and watch some random documentary

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Nice brother

 

[Emba]

STOP MOGGING ME!

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

OP have you tried a dollho

 

[Kaisercel]

https://starpery.com/products/starpery-171cm-hedy-real-sex-doll-with-weight-reduction

This actually looks very good. Best I've seen so far.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Damn this is sad

 

[Deleted member 17245]

Imagine knowing that your fate as a doll enjoyer was determined by your lack of idealized bone structure and being born at a time when unrestrained female hypergamy was on the ascent.

 

[fast_curry]

OP have you tried a dollho

what is that? I searched on google and only found entries related to bjd. Are they the same thing?

Imagine knowing that your fate as a doll enjoyer was determined by your lack of idealized bone structure and being born at a time when unrestrained female hypergamy was on the ascent.

I knew I had to get a doll because there really wasn't an alternative. I can't escortcel because it's illegal where I live. I don't need to wait another couple of years to realize how over it is for me, so might as well get a doll today

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

what is that? I searched on google and only found entries related to bjd. Are they the same thing?

I don't know what BJD is
Dollho is basically a doll with an onahole built into it, generally a small doll.

 

[Deleted member 38194]

Sexy. I want a TPE doll, myself. Big jiggly tits to put my face in and motor boat.

 

[Izayacel]

Based

 

[OwlGod]

STOP MOGGING ME!

 

[Mecoja]

Man im jealous. She is cute doll.

 

[wastedTime]

Immediately threw her new clothes into the laundry once they were delivered (had this strange sensation when I saw women's clothes mixed with my own in the dryer. felt as if I ascended somehow). Spent the last hour putting her socks, shoes, bras, and dress on. It was quite a workout, given that she's 45kg and completely immobile, but it all turned out to be rewarding in the end. Having her dressed up like foids I normally see on the street turns me on way more than just keeping her completely naked. My peepee gets instantly hard when I pull the neck of her shirt to the side and see the strap of her bra.

I think that's probably similar in vein to how little girls like to dress up their Barbie dolls. It doesn't change your life for good. You just do it and feel happy for no particular reason. I guess the only difference is that those little girls can make use of those skills when they grow up so they can get railed by chad, whereas I have to cope with inanimate objects as an adult because I failed to "work on my personality" and never grasped the zen of "shower taking".

Anyway, doesn't change the fact that my doll gf is cute. Probably will spend more money on clothes. At least I know I won't be indirectly providing for a foid's broke chad/tyrone bf.

ive never seen bigger amount of coping in a single post LMFAO

 

[Tjaldur]

So cuuuute. Lucky man you.

 

[genma]

Somebody bumped your four month old thread so, I wanted to request an update. Other than this:

she's 45kg

do you have any regrets yet? Also, what is cleanup like?

 

[Tjaldur]

OP have you tried a dollho

How tf do you put your dick inside those.

 

[fast_curry]

what is cleanup like?

I usually clean her with a microfibre cloth and alcohol spray. I don't really have sex with her. Even with a removable vagina, it can still get very messy to clean up if you are not wearing a condom. It's impossible to carry a 45kg doll to the shower room without hurting the doll or yourself imo

do you have any regrets yet?

I kind of regret not getting gel breasts. I thought it was unnecessary because she's only A cup. I'd fondle with her boobs a lot more if they were softer. Other than that, and her weight, I don't have any regrets.

The weight one is pretty big actually. I got the standing feet option but it's very difficult to stand a 45kg doll. Or maybe weight isn't the key factor here. She's too tall to remain stable.

 

[Richard Coper]

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I allways wanted to have a traditional gf.

 

[nice_try]

she looks so cute

 

[Emba]

That's a horrible outfit

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

How tf do you put your dick inside those.

the entire torso is basically an onahole