Door Dash Foid Whopper....gets sack of Whoppers

[Tristan Cel]

I've been helping someone do door dash at night. So we get a huge heavy sack of Whoppers, and take it to a shit hole.

A white 300 pound gorilla answers the door in some kind of frenzy pawing the bag.

It looked like a whale that shit out a sea lion.

.....her SMV is stratospheric. I mog her to jupiter and back. And my smv is zero....
My looksmatch is floating down the Rio grande.

She's banging Chad lite right now, and farting like a goose in a hen house.

I bet Chad throws out the sheets

 

[Deleted member 28148]

what the fuck

 

[Tristan Cel]

what the fuck

After the Whopper foid ate 4 Whoppers, I bet she shits out a baby in 9 months

 

[Deleted member 29003]

She's banging Chad lite right now, and farting like a goose in a hen house.

this is witty.