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DONT buy escorts [WARNING]

loopu

loopu

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I just got back from an european town where prostitution is legal and all i can say as a warning for fellow incels is never buy a good escort. I mean hookers is alright, you know just fuck em and you know like inside that they are repulsed by you, so thats ok if you wanna bust a nut. But never order a full GFE experience from a good looking high end escort girl, i think i became in love with her. Didnt even fuck so much, spent most time of our 2 days just hugging and going out for dinner and she showed me around town. She was real sweet to me too and it almost felt like she enjoyed the sex at some points. She told me i was handsome and she agreed with me that trump is a actually a nice guy, she seemed a little bit redpilled too and disliked muslims. it might have been the best days of my pathetic life. Now im back home and LDAR feeling like shit because i know some chads have that for free and for real every day while i paid 3k just to experience it.. i also bought her some gifts... :'(
 
get rich her and buy her out
 
3k and bought her gifts? The fuck? Cuck. Just pay her what you both contractually agreed to.
 
damn my dude, you are a true rotter
 
KyloRen said:
3k and bought her gifts? The fuck? Cuck. Just pay her what you both contractually agreed to.

I don't necessarily see a problem with throwing in a little gratuity for good service.
 
KyloRen said:
3k and bought her gifts? The fuck? Cuck. Just pay her what you both contractually agreed to.
paying 3k to bang a chick already makes him a cuck when he couldve done it for much less. but he wanted the gf experience and the affection that comes with it, buying gifts for her is part of the experience, im guessing it wasnt about the money for him
 
You got scammed
 
yeah the price was actually less for two days if you book in advance, like 2,2k for two days but i only order one day for 1,5k to start of since i needed to save the rest of my money but after the first day i cleared my savings account so she could stay longer


wishiwasbigger said:
paying 3k to bang a chick already makes him a cuck when he couldve done it for much less. but he wanted the gf experience and the affection that comes with it, buying gifts for her is part of the experience, im guessing it wasnt about the money for him

yeah ur right. i also fucked much younger and more beautiful girls on this trip for like 80 bucks but they just spread their legs and it just feels like fucking a real doll.
 
commander_zoidberg said:
I don't necessarily see a problem with throwing in a little gratuity for good service.

Aye, but 3k seems excessive for two days.

I guess it depends on what currency was used.
 
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loopu said:
spent most time of our 2 days just hugging and going out for dinner and she showed me around town.

loopu said:
i paid 3k just to experience it.. i also bought her some gifts... :'(

Man, your story manages to top THIS infamous one:

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I'd have rather have bought a top end gaming laptop for that price with change for a new TV. Oh well at least you enjoyed the GFE, it could have been worse. If I could afford it and it wasn't such a dead zone for escorts around here, maybe I would have more motivation.
 
NEVER go to a hooker for love
 
So your telling me this good-for-nothing skank makes 45k a month just for fucking losers, excluding gifts, tips etc? Holy fuck the "just-be-female"-theory is real.
 
It’s sad and pathetic what hypergamy has done to men, really. Men are the most pathetic fucking gender, just lol @ being a male. We should have been all executed.
 
yikes bud. I guess some people have to learn the hardway
 
"and she agreed with me that trump is a actually a nice guy"


kek
 
I don't want AIDS.
 
If someone paid me 3k for two days I'd make sure to do a really excellent job too.
 
No offense, OP. But betabux trash like you needs to be drawn and quartered.
 
loopu said:
She told me i was handsome and she agreed with me that trump is a actually a nice guy, she seemed a little bit redpilled too and disliked muslims. 

If she didn't fuck men for money, she would be the perfect gf. She was probably just telling you what you wanted to hear, though.
 
>pays 3k for an escort
>richcel
 
I will never escortcel.
 
You can get a girlfriend rental(sugar babe) for less than 3k a MONTH..I could have 3 for that much
 
I thought this thread would be about STDs or being scammed / robbed by hookers.
 
mylifeistrash said:
I thought this thread would be about STDs or being scammed / robbed by hookers.

He kind of got scammed/robbed, though.
 
loopu said:
while i paid 3k just to experience it
G I G A C U C K
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Anyone who drops this much money on a whore is legit mentally retarded.

Dont be a cuck, dont be a retard and simply accept your fate.
 
$3k omfg.

OP, you could have got a girl for 2 months for that in Thailand. Ffs. I hope you're a richcel but given that you said you cleared out your savings account I guess not.
 
women pay chads to suck their dicks

ex : jeremy meeks

time to rope yourself OP
 
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Why not spend the money on cosmetic surgery instead?
 
LeagueEuW said:
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Why not spend the money on cosmetic surgery instead?

im a manlet so that would not help much
 
OP spent 3k on a femoid slut who tells men what they want to hear, can a mod give him the nickname #CUCK ?
 
Cuck i hope it hit you hard in youre pocket fuckinn muslim hater.
 
you effectively paid 3k for sex
 
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whogivesafucc said:
you effectively paid 3k for sex

He paid 3k for 2 days of fake validation. He could have just watched a "girlfriend asmr" video for free.
 
cucks fell in love with an escort whats new?

you know it's her job to agree with her client? If her next client is a liberal she will say she agrees with Hillary and is pro diversity.

Just lol at cucks falling in love with hookers lmao
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
cucks fell in love with an escort whats new?

you know it's her job to agree with her client? If her next client is a liberal she will say she agrees with Hillary and is pro diversity.

Just lol at cucks falling in love with hookers lmao

For me it was the other way around. I booked this russian escort last month and she was going on about how great Putin is and how Trump is a clown. I happily agreed with her because I was afraid of getting a botched BJ
 
Sex should never be a commodity to be bought and sold, all prostitution ought to be illegal.
 
I nominate op for the pathetic cuck of the new year award. Fucking Jesus.
 
Same thing happened to me 2 times. Both went NC on me too. I can't even pay for their time anymore.
 
3k for one girl wtf

i hope you hit that raw
 
loopu said:
She told me i was handsome and she agreed with me that trump is a actually a nice guy, she seemed a little bit redpilled too and disliked muslims. 

Just rope if you actually believed she agreed with you.
 
KyloRen said:
Aye, but 3k seems excessive for two days.

I guess it depends on what currency was used.

Generally overnight with a girl runs to £1000 here and weekends away or something runs to the region of £2000. Although I used to see a girl who would do an overnight incall for £400. It was on her schedule though and included 7 hours sleep. That was the limit of my budget.

I've been seeing escorts for years. Sometimes the sex is just next level. Some girls are just real pro's who know how to please and man and dare I say take a degree of pride in their work. I've tipped a little extra to a few or got them a gift. Likewise one or two girls I've seen have given me discount or given me an extra time for no charge.


7339er said:
loopu said:
She told me i was handsome and she agreed with me that trump is a actually a nice guy, she seemed a little bit redpilled too and disliked muslims.
Just rope if you actually believed she agreed with you.

It depends on the country but quite a few girls over here have a serious downer on Muslims because their main contact with Muslims is Pakistanis and it generally always means trouble. Girls have been robbed, attacked, raped and beaten up and they do things like whip the condom off to try and bareback the girls. Things like that. I'd say in some places more than half the girls don't see "Asian" men which in the UK is code for Pakis.
 
Escorts make a living out of LYING. If you honestly thought that you got to know her in any way then you're wrong.

Fellow incels, never hire an escort. You might temporarily feel happy but it is insanely expensive and deep down you know that you disgust her.
 
I also vote to give the OP the custom title of biggest cuck of 2018.

Why the fuck pay $3k for 2 nights when you can get a hooker for 2 MONTHS in Thailand for that price?
 

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