Involuntarily
Celibate
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Not my girlfriend but.
Get ready for a roller coaster..
Met a chick like 8-10 years ago on tinder
Super cute. Like. You should be traveling the world as a model scamming rich men for money cute.
First two dates I take her bowling and to dinner…
Third date we are at her house. Drinking getting flirty, talking about kinks and stuff.
She informs me she wants me and her dog to spit roast her… Literally asking me to have a threesome with her and her dog..
First time I have ever driven drunk in my entire life. To get the Fuck outta there.
Guy I met on a kink site once told me about this chick he met. He went to her house and they started getting frisky. She urged him to lie back in her recliner so she could suck him off. So he closes his eyes and enjoys it… Right up until he felt hot breath in his face. He opened his eyes and was face to face with her giant Doberman, who was fucking her while she moaned on his cock.
So I asked what the hell happened then, and he goes, “What else? I said fuck it and had a threesome with a dog.”
That guy was funny af. Wasn’t into him but man I wish we could hang out again.