Apparently, there is a cure to being allergic to cats.
SuicideFuel [dogpill] My family is trying to get a dog. How do I stop this?
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Either become the dog they want or move out 
True that’s why it would be good if it was a small dog. If it is a bigger one then you could take it for a walk then release it into the wild and say it ran away
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You can't. I don't know why you hate dogs though, they can be good bros, certainly better than people.
Lucky guy. If I suggested getting a dog to parents they'd shut me down real quick. Most likely you will come to love the dog.
If not you can always call ricecels here to your home for a dinner party.
If not you can always call ricecels here to your home for a dinner party.
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Why did your parents firmly tell you that they dont want a dog?
Tell me please. I need more arguments against dogs and bad things about dogs to say to my parents
Get a passive dog. there are lazy dog breeds, choose them, many of em are too lazy to fuck foids and cause problems. as you can't convince em to not get one, you can have em compromise and get a lazy brred
Its not that they firmly refused but our home is small. And parents told me that they won't be responsible for it at all. You gotta train it to piss and shit when taken outside. You gotta clean its piss, shit and hair inside home. Clean and bath it. Feed him. Mom knew it would fall on her so she refused outright.
Don't worry anyway, if reddit stories are to be believed, you will eventually love the animal
Those I'm sure coming from people who didn't downright hate the animal to begin with. The amount of dogs I've been around since I was small and to this day I hate the ugly things.
I felt more when fish, frogs, turtles, cats, snakes die than the dogs I've seen die.
Fuck dogs (which I know foids would like to do).
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can't believe you post here too lmao
Another opportunity to thugmaxx
Make sure its a pitbull
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw5lGN7XRJQ
Make sure its a pitbull
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw5lGN7XRJQ
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Inb4 the dog cucks your dad. Brutal dogpill
Get a female dog and pound her like no tomorrow.
@Colvin76 I would get a birb (preferably macaw) rather than a dog though my mom loves Huskies and Golden Retrievers A LOT.
Kill yourself please
Ngl dogs are a good copeI'm not planning on having surgery.
Seriously though, maybe I could say that I'll feed it chocolate when they aren't looking? Something like that?
same dont like
OP's mom confirmed to be dogfucker
OP's dad likes to watch
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LMAO they'll just post "nothing was lost" on reddit and the dog will effortlessly take your place. Bad idea tbh, just feed the dog botulinum toxin instead. No tbh don't, not the dogs fault foids want the dog dick, threaten them with a gun maybe?
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My family doesnt own any guns
.Also where can I find Bothulinum toxin? Will I need to find it on some dark web wbesite
That shit is not real life
Its inspo
Like when I post anime physiques as my goals
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Cool thats your thing, good for you.
However, I'm personally not into copying cartoon animations and thinking theyre real life. Im sure most of the forum agrees with me as well.
Just tell them you'll fuck it.
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Use the dog as a way to attract foids when you approach.
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It's over. American without guns is like a russian without vodka, never even began for you bro.My family doesnt own any guns
JFL I don't know sorry brocel, finding it in therapeutic concentrations is easy but if you want to kill people with it I think you have to create a laboratory on your own and encourage the bacteria to ejaculate the concentrated toxin all on your own unless you can get a job at a bioweapons lab. Mogs me if you do, and I've never seen botulinum at any deep web markets I've ever been at, ngl.
I don't like dogs either
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I'm too low IQ to work ar a bioweapons lab, ngl
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Ready for Buster to mog you?
seek them out.
All women fuck dogs. Its why they get them.
RIP
seek them out.
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take the elefantin pill
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It’s not bad company tbh
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Animals like cats and dogs use to be ugly people's best friends. They are cool. But I wouldn't take them because I hate it to have hair everywhere and licking me with the tongue they licked their asses before and stuff.
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It came a few weeks ago.
It wasnt as bad as I thought it would be ngl. the dog is only allowed in one area of the house.
Before, I thought the dog would be everywhere, but I'm glad thats not the case
do you have a sister?
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it's over
Is it true that dogs naturally bark at black people? Blackpill if true
Get a female. Do the reverse dogpill.
i hate animals, cats are fine as long as they dont approach me but i hate dogs. They bother you and lick you like i just cant. I prefer to be alone
I just grew out of my prepubescent cat allergies somehow through puberty.
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