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Serious Dogcels, are dogs a good cope?

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Not really, you cant talk to a dog, you cant fuck a dog, the most you can do is cuddle, but dogs don't really like that.
 
Not really, you cant talk to a dog, you cant fuck a dog, the most you can do is cuddle, but dogs don't really like that.
You can't talk to females either.

You can fuck a dog though.
 
My dog is the reason I'm atill sane dude. Shes the best dog ever always keeps me company, sleeps in bed with me. Doesn't make fun of me. They're the BEST cope imo
 
Not really, you cant talk to a dog, you cant fuck a dog, the most you can do is cuddle, but dogs don't really like that.
Are you sure about the fucking part:feelshmm::feelshmm::feelshmm::feelshmm:
 
They're the greatest cope. Mine is the nicest little chihuahua you can find. Very good dog
 
I don't like dogs. It depends on the person.
 
take the dogpill
 
My dog is the reason I'm atill sane dude. Shes the best dog ever always keeps me company, sleeps in bed with me. Doesn't make fun of me. They're the BEST cope imo
What kind of dog do you have?
 
>Get a dog
>Go on tinder with the dogs in the picture
>Swipe through 1000s of profiles
>Finally set up a date with a 2/10 fat foid
>Go an awkward date with the foid
>She asks if he can go back to your place to see your dog
>You eagerly say yes
>She goes into your room with your dog
>You hear creaking sounds and a moan?
>You open the door to see her getting back blown out by Buster

It's over
 
I have a cat and a dog.

My cat is very attached to me, and has helped me a lot with anxiety and feeling alone. My dog is great too, but she's skittish and prefers to simply hang around in the background. Not that she's bad, she was just abused as a puppy so she has a hard time being close to humans. Though she does love to sleep by me at night.

Animals in general are fantastic, they give you something to do, they make routines important, and give you company.

I will say this, please make sure you have the proper funds. Vet bills are expensive, so are the supplies to set up an animal. Bed, food, toys, etc.
 
Not really, you cant talk to a dog, you cant fuck a dog, the most you can do is cuddle, but dogs don't really like that.

You can if you're a foid
 

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Dogs are amazing and wonderful and perfect. So yes.
 
I prefer cats, but dogs are alright.
I prefer cats, but dogs are alright.
 
Dogs are more loyal than a femoid could ever be.
 
I would say get a big dog, you can train her/him to defend you. They will love you more than any femoid ever could.
 
Yes the dogpill is the greatest cope ever concieved
Dogs dont see you as subhuman and are loyal as fuck
Also statistically proven to provide more happiness and better health
 
pets are the best cope, why do you think lonely catladies have 6 cats?
 
Dog pill is legit, cat pill is even better
 
Just dont leave it alone with a woman if you dont want it to get raped
 
Only if "dog" is the nickname of my 7/10 med gf
 

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