Serious Does masturbation cause an odor?

[TOP_5_KANGA]

I always had the belief that masturbation did not leave body odors., although sometimes I would reconsider it because I would suddenly perceive a penetrating urine smell coming from my left hand (yes, I masturbate with that hand), it should be noted that I masturbate 3 to 5 times a day. Until yesterday, I thought masturbation was odorless, until a foid at school whispered behind my back to her group of FoIDs "Hey, that boy smells like urine hahaha"
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT MASTURBATION MAKES YOU STINKY?!
Now I remember the times I sat next to girls on the bus or in the seats at school.

 

[Ghostface]

until a foid at school whispered behind my back to her group of FoIDs "Hey, that boy smells like urine hahaha"

you leaving the school after that comment

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

you leaving the school after that comment

Total victory for stinkcels

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I always do it before I shower so not for me.

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

I always do it before I shower so not for me.

fakecel trait

 

[Wenhao Xu]

fakecel trait

 

[TooSomething]

I always had the belief that masturbation did not leave body odors., although sometimes I would reconsider it because I would suddenly perceive a penetrating urine smell coming from my left hand (yes, I masturbate with that hand), it should be noted that I masturbate 3 to 5 times a day. Until yesterday, I thought masturbation was odorless, until a foid at school whispered behind my back to her group of FoIDs "Hey, that boy smells like urine hahaha"
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT MASTURBATION MAKES YOU STINKY?!
Now I remember the times I sat next to girls on the bus or in the seats at school.

Maaaybe, just maaaybeeee, she was fucking with you... .

Just because she's said that doesn't mean it's true.

 

[SupremeAutist]

I don't really care anyway ngl

 

[WeirdPanda]

i often went to school with cum stained underwear/pants because im too much of a lazy fuck to clean all the time and no one noticed a single thing so tbh from my experience it doesnt

 

[Horatio Alger]

i often went to school with cum stained underwear/pants because im too much of a lazy fuck to clean all the time and no one noticed a single thing so tbh from my experience it doesnt

JFL they probably just didn't say anything out of politeness

 

[Horatio Alger]

a foid at school whispered behind my back to her group of FoIDs "Hey, that boy smells like urine hahaha"

how old are you?

 

[ordinaryotaku]

It can if you don't piss after you cum, from my experience.

After I jack off, I spend an extra 30 mins to an hour on the toilet to piss the rest out so more cum doesn't leak on my underwear.

 

[OwariDa]

Just clean yourself up

 

[Friezacel]

You touch your dick from which pee and sperm comes out, of course it is gonna smell

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

how old are you?

19y

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

Maaaybe, just maaaybeeee, she was fucking with you... .

Just because she's said that doesn't mean it's true.

No, I actually smell like semen, and those foids have bullied me before along with the chads.

 

[TooSomething]

No, I actually smell like semen, and those foids have bullied me before along with the chads.

Then stop masturbating. It isn't good for you either.

Mark my words, it will only get worse.

 

[unionistcel]

Yeah if it’s incessant

 

[SilverBullet]

It can if you don't piss after you cum, from my experience.

After I jack off, I spend an extra 30 mins to an hour on the toilet to piss the rest out so more cum doesn't leak on my underwear.

I always down 3 bottles of water so I just piss for a minute straight afterwards

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Yeah, it’s brutal isn’t it? I probably smelled like cum on so many school days back then but didn’t know it.

 

[Regenerator]

Yes if you don't shower afterwards.

 

[BSGMANLET]

Sheet, I wish I had a foid who would smell my smegma.
I'd say it's a natural smell after busting a good nut.
Some foids say it's a sweet but stinky smell.

 

[Eternalifeofdoom]

I do have this smell but i make sure to shower and change boxers before i get out. Us chronic gooners adapt to the smell so we won't notice the stink jfl.

Sheet, I wish I had a foid who would smell my smegma.
I'd say it's a natural smell after busting a good nut.
Some foids say it's a sweet but stinky smell.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

No, unless you're a filthy pig that cums in his undies and has infections.

 

[justuseless]

Yeah foids seem to be hypersensitive to the smell of cum

 

[Emba]

you leaving the school after that comment

Ammonia from piss is used in explosives