What do women look for in a man's gooch? What is alpha and what is beta in terms of gooch area aesthetics?
Well i don't think so, i mean only gays and traps care about that stuff....I don't think a foid will pay attention to such a detail on your body.
Just have a good gooch theory.
I saw a porn where Stacy licked a dude's undersack. gooch area matters alot.
Porn isnt reality
Well i guess you could be right, but it's the last place a foid would look...
Low IQ
Gooch>face>height>frame
This is hilarious.
How many femoids will swallow my gooch pill?
How long is a piece of string?
what is a gooch?
Your taint. The area between your dick and asshole
Infinite thread of destiny, all femoids shall bow down submissively to me!
The juices of many women's cooch, will flow upon my noble blooded gooch.
If gooch area is a matter of which ladies do not care,
then why does Stacy want to floss with my gooch hair?
Is it the hair between my asshole and scrotum,
that is what makes these femoid's pussies cum?
Perhaps they like smoothness so their tongues can glide,
while underneath my leather purse ballsack their faces hide.
Goochcel
If the media suddenly starts talking about dudes' gooches women will probably start caring about it, women are already vain enough to care about a redundant six foot height benchmark and would refuse to date a man for being 5'12. Looks feed into status, it really is hopeless for genetic garbage.
High iq.
Gooch, as in "guy cooch"? Where is that anatomically speaking?
He means the Fleshy Fun Bridge
C
Only gay guys care about dick length, girth, shape, etc. Women only care about your face, height, and body (muscles) when it comes to hookups.
This is comedy
H
keep lying to yourself
Enlarge your gooch theory.
C
Not a lie if it's true, legit never heard of a woman caring about a dick size as long as it's average or above average.
You should definitely show your good looking gooch in public(if you have one) to establish dominance.
E V E R Y T H I N G matters to a woman. You have to be perfect for her not to think about cheating on you 24/7 and even then she'll cheat with somebody less perfect than you, just cause that's her natural urge - to cheat and know she's still attractive.
High IQ, AWALT Kek.
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