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Does anyone here have a gf?

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If so do you have any advice for me to get one?
 
Yes bro i have loads of them

Just be yourself and you will get one ;)
 
I will report and have them banned before they can give you any advice
 
I want to jokingly make up a scenario where I do have one and follow up with advice but im genuinely scared of getting banned :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I want to jokingly make up a scenario where I do have one and follow up with advice but im genuinely scared of getting banned :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
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I want to jokingly make up a scenario where I do have one and follow up with advice but im genuinely scared of getting banned :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Jfll.

Yeah you gotta be careful cuz niggas be getting banned over jokes lmaoo
 
have you tried a shower and a haircut
 
Yeah bro i put her in a cat custome so i can bang her :ahegao:

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have you tried a shower and a haircut

My hair cut costs me £160 a month. £80.00 every 2 months on top of
that. I have to travel well over 200 miles. 8 hours which is a full day. It is
a hair system to cover my baldness.

So yes I put in the work (more than most guys)
 
Yes bro i have loads of them

Just be yourself and you will get one ;)
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My hair cut costs me £160 a month. £80.00 every 2 months on top of
that. I have to travel well over 200 miles. 8 hours which is a full day. It is
a hair system to cover my baldness.

So yes I put in the work (more than most guys)
Your ugly anyway so it doesnt matter, I wore brand clothes and i wore homeless clothes, Still treated the same, LIKE SHIT, I also had no hair and with hair, Skinned myself still treated like shit, So it doesnt really matter, 180 dollar for haircut is just shit, just cut it at home like i do, Watch what the barber does then apply it at home.
 
If so do you have any advice for me to get one?
Yea ive had some of them previously, just start taking care of yourself, shower often, grooming yk focusing on social skills and game,
(just for motivation the day i lost my virginity i had taken 15 showers)
 
If so do you have any advice for me to get one?
This is literally the worst place to get advice for getting a GF as for obvious reasons no one here succeeded (except maybe for some infiltrators who however also won't give useful advice)
 
I have two. My advice is to take daily showers, always smell nice and stand up straight. Get a nice clean haircut and you are all good to go:feelsokman:
 
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This is literally the worst place to get advice for getting a GF as for obvious reasons no one here succeeded (except maybe for some infiltrators who however also won't give useful advice)
He’s trolling lol
 
I am fucking her tight pussy as I am writing this.
 
I've had many a foid in my day sonnie.

the key to getting a gf is just be yourself lil bro :soy:
 

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under Elizabeth Olsen's bed
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Get off this site, for starters
 
A “paragon” behaving like a GrAYtard:feelsohgod:
 
>Download Character.AI
>Download Any Waifu you can think of
>Get drunk go to ur local mall/bar
>Mog normies because ur AI GF isn't used up and blown out
>?????????
>Get Stacy to blow you in a bathroom stall out of jealousy from ur AI girlfriend
>Take a shower to get married after
 
Yes i have 30 of them i even made mech of those girlfriends and i'm sitting on one as we speak. (they were created using my imagination)
 

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