Serious Does anyone else have a legit banana dick that points to the sky when erect and won’t go down at all?

[Deleted member 4999]

Even if I do manage to get a girl to bed, which would never happen, I can’t do doggy with this bitch and I would have to throw myself directly on top of her for missionary..... fuuuuck

 

[Gremlincel]

NEVER EVEN BEGAN FOR BANANADICKCELS

 

[DyingInside]

No, mine curves slightly to the left

 

[hermitcel]

my dick goes at about a 45 degree angle to the left when it's erect. It's also covered in bumps. It's also ugly and small.

 

[Newbite]

I have one but it goes down pretty easily

 

[acnescarcel]

No, mine curves slightly to the left

 

[Haywire]

no but the tip of mine is really thin so she wont feel much for the first 1 1/2 inches

 

[builderseed]

mine curves at a 180 degree angle to the upper-right

masturbation is difficult, but i manage

 

[Jockcel]

NEVER EVEN BEGAN FOR BANANADICKCELS

 

[th62eathhts2]

I have a tic tac dic

 

[builderseed]

I have a tic tac dic

it's over

 

[MilkingTheEel]

Yep. I also thought about that.

 

[Weed]

I have my pee pee structured like this

You can see this wee wee in action here [NSFW] https://efukt.com/21010_78_Percent_Of_His_Sexual_Partners_Quit.html [NSFW]

Apparently, that's a HUGE plus.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Yeah. Never really thought about it before.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

I have my pee pee structured like this

You can see this wee wee in action here [NSFW] https://efukt.com/21010_78_Percent_Of_His_Sexual_Partners_Quit.html [NSFW]

Apparently, that's a HUGE plus.

Mines like that except smaller obviously

 

[Swagwaffle]

mine used to have a weird bend in the top when its hard but that went away its just a straight little stick now.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Mine is like that, makes it impossible to piss when Im hard

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Mine is like that, makes it impossible to piss when Im hard

Lmao same

 

[Deleted member 677]

Missionary sounds like the best ngl.

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

wtf send me a pic of that shit or of one on the internet that resembles that.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

wtf send me a pic of that shit or of one on the internet that resembles that.

It’s like this guys except smaller

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

It’s like this guys except smaller

which guy?

 

[Deleted member 4999]

which guy?

Oh my bad
https://efukt.com/21010_78_Percent_Of_His_Sexual_Partners_Quit.html

 

[Aleus]

I have my pee pee structured like this

You can see this wee wee in action here [NSFW] https://efukt.com/21010_78_Percent_Of_His_Sexual_Partners_Quit.html [NSFW]

Apparently, that's a HUGE plus.

My dick has even a more radical upward curve than his. But how is his dick 7 inches? Looks more like 6.