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Does anybody have any experience with Flesh lights? Should I buy one?

UglierThanSin

UglierThanSin

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Title. I'm not embarrassed, just not sure if it's worth it.
 
Depends on who you're living with. I think you have to clean them as well, and they're cold.
 
Stick it a waifu body pillow
 
You would have a great time washing it and seeing yourself in the mirror.
 
It's cancer. My hand felt better. I bought one with good reviews off of amazon because I'm genetic garbage.
 
It gets warm from the friction.

It legit feels like something sucks the cum out of your balls.

cleaning is annoying-

I felt very good and pleased the few first times after it but later after that feel had tantrums bc I cant get the real one

worth it overall
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.
 
Secondary question, if I ordered one online how subtle would the package be
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.
:feelswow:
Secondary question, if I ordered one online how subtle would the package be
The package itself is normal, but you can instantly sense with the main package it has to do with someting sexual
 
They're okay, worth a try. I cut mine in half and stuck it in a blowup sexdoll once. Good times!
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.
:lul::lul::lul:
 
I would buy one, but i'm a NEET with no money and live with family
 
Are you just mad your NoFap superpowers haven't kicked in?

Didn’t say whether it was a good or bad cope. Although, I’d ultimately save up for something better, in which a response to your question is, it’s not worth it.
 
Secondary question, if I ordered one online how subtle would the package be
It will say flashlight, OP is a loser, and be covered with semen. Very obvious. Your post master will take pics of your address and name and post it all over instagram, facebook and snapchat
 
It's cancer. My hand felt better. I bought one with good reviews off of amazon because I'm genetic garbage.

I wasted money on a shitty fleshlight a few years ago, it was the stamina training unit. I didn't feel anything and it actually began to hurt. I tried a few more times, warmed it in hot water first and used more lube but it still felt shit and I tore it open in rage and threw it in the bin! :feelsree:

I read after in a review that if you've never had real sex before it will take weeks to start to get used to the sensation because just having masturbation as your only outlet fucks up your dick, so it's desensitised and is used to the tightness of your hand at the same point where you always grip. :feelsrope:
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.
Eww :feelstrash:
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.

Your post is unclear, could you say "pussy and ass male masturbator" one more time so things can be clarified?
 
Just work as a coroner
 
I literally use one and soap as lubricant to clean my dick during showers. Those were 15€ well spent.
 
Yes, I purchased a tenga black way back.
It felt fucking amazing the first time. Serious 9/10 blast off. The issue is my mutilated sahara cock. After each session my dick would be sore from the friction, regardless of how much lubricant I used. I rarely use it now because the prep work often isn't worth it.

If your dick is intact it's amazing, probably
If not, it's a 6/10. Worth it for special occasions
 
I ordered one a few days ago. Hopefully it’s worth it
 
Onahole is better.

I wasted money on a shitty fleshlight a few years ago, it was the stamina training unit. I didn't feel anything and it actually began to hurt. I tried a few more times, warmed it in hot water first and used more lube but it still felt shit and I tore it open in rage and threw it in the bin! :feelsree:

I read after in a review that if you've never had real sex before it will take weeks to start to get used to the sensation because just having masturbation as your only outlet fucks up your dick, so it's desensitised and is used to the tightness of your hand at the same point where you always grip. :feelsrope:
Uncircumcised guys don’t get desensitized as easy and our foreskins act like a pocket pussy :feelzez:
 
I used to use one. It got moldy cause I didnt clean it properly tho
 
Doll is better and apparently tenga too.
Onahole is better.


Uncircumcised guys don’t get desensitized as easy and our foreskins act like a pocket pussy :feelzez:
I searched that up and this popped up.
Download
 
I miss my onahole. Can't wait to get another one... :feelsohh:
 
Next best thing to real pussy, tbh. You are just cucking yourself if you do not try it out. Same goes for escortceling.
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.

You should sell those, you have the sales pitch down to a T :feelskek:

 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.
LifeGoals.
 
I bought a pussy and ass male masturbator and came in it multiple times on the first day. The best orgasm i had was putting it prone on the bed and slamming into it. But i never really cleaned it out so my pussy and ass male masturbator began producing a yellow substance. I used my pussy and ass male masturbator a couple more times after that using cling film for protection. In the end i had to throw away my pussy and ass male masturbator because i think my sister saw it in the corner of my drawer. So while I never bought a fleshlight I did buy a pussy and ass male masturbator.
:dafuckfeels:
 
Where can you get flashlights anyway
 
TBH I didn't even know that Fleshlight was like, a brand, I just thought that they were all called fleshlights.
 
Since we're not getting laid anytime soon, you should get an onahole anyway. I think the most practical benefit is that it's hard to fuck up your dick with them, because they're more cunt like. As an oldcel, I've discovered there is a right and a wrong way to masturbate. If you're doing it wrong, you will run into serious "ability" problems later in life.

It feels waay better than a hand, but maintenance/setup is very annoying.
 

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