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Discussion Do you think you would make a good boyfriend?

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All the girls who rejected me are already on their 4th boyfriend and still unhappy.

In an alternative universe, one of my crushes would be enjoying her life with me. I would take her out to eat and the movies. Buy her things she likes. Shower her with affection, and I would expect the same.

Instead these bitches are wasting their time on a one-sided love because the Chad they are with could give less of a fuck.
 
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I would make the best boyfriend. I would shower my girlfriend in attention, give her compliments, give her dog treats and make her feel valued.

Now the question is, is there a girlfriend that good enough for me? I don't think so, because they all reject me.
 
Not really also let's be real doubt that many will make a good BF's here
 
if you're not married it's degenerate
 
Most here would turn into giga simps ONCE they will receive slight female attention, now imagine hypothetical situation of them getting GF's
 
I would had been a nice bf 5 years ago.... but honestly I know I am a horrible person now and nowdays I am too niggapilled to have a sane relationship with any foid.

I only want to fuck them and treat them as slaves and make them to make me sandwiches :feelshaha:
 
Most here would turn into giga simps ONCE they will receive slight female attention, now imagine hypothetical situation of them getting GF's
The would become Chads
 
No for the most part I would act coldly towards her. I would only act affectionately for manipulation purposes.
 
Not really also let's be real doubt that many will make a good BF's here
Hehe yeah, but can you blame them for being abused most of their lives
 
I doubt it, I have no idea what I'd actually do or talk about with a girlfriend if I had one
 
Hehe yeah, but can you blame them for being abused most of their lives
Heh

Like abused dogs crawling to their master ( foid :feelsugh: :feelskek: ) leg for food.

@Lebensmüder
@SocialzERo
@KillNiggers
@thespanishcel
 
 
nah dude i'm fuckin' short and retarded, and even my looks-match wouldn't date me anyways
 
Probably not.

Mostly a relationship like this is hold strong by betabuxxing.

I am a super minimalist - literally since I was a teenager.

I dont pay subscriptions, I pirate them, I dont buy Software, I crack them, I dont buy expensive stuff I steal it from the store, if its small.

And I dont use any normie goyslop. Havent been to McDonalds in 4 years. Havent been to any other Fast Food chain my entire life besides Dominos. Lmao. Subway and Co wouldnt exist if everyone was like me.

And even Dominos I only eat once a year because the Pizza are overpriced.

If my girlfriend would want some random shit like juwelry or cigarettes - I would question why?

Every single choice she makes I WOULD QUESTION - she would have never met a guy like me before thats for sure. I have OCD I question every single thing and the current society makes me question and also answer a lot of things. The answers are usually: Its useless or unhealthy, so I dont need it.

Nomies stoll through the world not realizing whats happening. But i do. So i would introduce her to "My World" and my god is my World a DISASTER.

Everytime I speak to people they are getting mentally overwhelmed. Well I do have a 140 IQ, but also a complex abstract thinking, this combined with OCD and ADHD has statteted peoples minds.

They cant comprehend my mind, so ultimately neither could a random women.
 
maybe the past me would.
now I wouldn't trust a foid alone at my place.
 
I’d make a horrible boyfriend. Ugly, small dick, no money, no hobbies (gaming apparently is the most unattractive hobby ever). Im the bottom of the barrel.
 
More like way to horny betabuxxers
I have think if any of us would make it and ascend we would be cheated on a spot :feelskek:

It doesn't need to be a chad, a normie it's enough jfl
 
I would probably be a boring boyfriend, but I don't know if I would be a bad one. I'm mentally unstable to maintain a healthy relationship. I'm kind and I know how to listen to others, but I'm very boring for the average normie
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All the girls who rejected me are already on their 4th boyfriend and still unhappy.

In an alternative universe, one of my crushes would be enjoying her life with me. I would take her out to eat and the movies. Buy her things she likes. Shower her with affection, and I would expect the same.

Instead these bitches are wasting their time on a one-sided love because the Chad they are with could give less of a fuck.
Doesn't matter we're never gonna find out
 
No, I would be a terrible boyfriend. I hate foids so much, I can’t imagine I wouldn’t treat a foid like the garbage cunt she is.
 
I wouldn’t be able to stop touching her if I had one
 
I would be a horrible bf.
 
No. Im insecure, socially anxious, no drive or motivation, no job or degree. Lots of mental issues and im just different in a bad way
 
I know I wouldn't
Don't have the necessary experience/skills
 
No, i would be a shit boyfriend :horror:
Don't have the necessary experience/skills
Same, i wouldn't know what to do, what to say or how to behave
 
Not anymore. I'd be incapable of trusting her and every word she says would translate to "wawawawa" in my brain.

5+ years ago, I would have been fine.
 
Not really. I would never be able to trust her 100%, questioning everything and most likely even hitting her sometimes
 
As long as she knows her place
in the basement
 
Probably not. I hate leaving my house for social activities and I dont like spending money so no expensive dates or gifts coming from me.
 
Yes, if only they would give me a chance they would see I am a gentleman, different from all the other obnoxious men.
 
In an alternative universe, one of my crushes would be enjoying her life with me. I would take her out to eat and the movies. Buy her things she likes. Shower her with affection, and I would expect the same.
Here's the blackpill: if your SMV is zero all your affection is also worth nothing. Any of her orbiters would do the same, and they're also invisible like you.
 
I’ll be a good grape farmer
 
Most here would turn into giga simps ONCE they will receive slight female attention, now imagine hypothetical situation of them getting GF's
Yeah even the seemingly super hard ones here would be some of the biggest simps there are tbh. Rehab Room once said that incels love to criticize simps but incels themselves would be some of the biggest simps there are, it’s just that they never even got a chance to simp.

I’d probably end up treating a gf better than I should if I got one, but I still wouldn’t be buying her a lot of stuff, that’s where I draw the line
 
I would probably grow cold and distant after a while.
 
No, because I don't have any social skills and I'm very boring, this is what happens when you don't make any friends at school because of your face and autism
 

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