Do you think you would be good at sex?

[Deleted member 7448]

I know everybody thinks they're a beast but they are really bad at first. But I genuinely believe that if I had a chance (which will never happen of course), I'd be decent at it. My junk is kinda small though, so that would be a downside. But I'd make up for it in other ways.

 

[BradPitt]

"My junk is kinda small though"

how big bro

 

[Mr. Pajser]

If I ever had sex I think that it will be pretty sad. I have 0 experience with women. I have never even held a girls hand. The only contact with a woman I had was when I bumped into a girl in a mall. I want to die.

I would either cum in 4sec or not cum at all.
And I could not last longer than 5min because I am completely out of shape. I can't even climb the stairs to my apartment.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

"My junk is kinda small though"

how big bro

Like 5 inches to be honest. Though when flaccid it looks like a micropenis.

 

[5.4manlet]

Yes I will ram that bitch like a bull

 

[Deleted member 7448]

If I ever had sex I think that it will be pretty sad. I have 0 experience with women. I have never even held a girls hand. The only contact with a woman I had was when I bumped into a girl in a mall. I want to die.

I would either cum in 4sec or not cum at all.
And I could not last longer than 5min because I am completely out of shape. I can't even climb the stairs to my apartment.

Yeah I'm out of shape too, and I have zero experience. Idk what makes me think I'd be good at it, but after thousands of hours of porno, even though sex is nothing like that, using my imagination and the many times I thought about it, I'd be decent.

 

[A10n3]

I think I would terrible at first. I often have a hard time telling how people feel around me and what impression I make on them. Sometimes I bore them with never ending story and don't realize they don't give a sh**.
So yea, most likely I'll be terrible if I ever get the chance to experiment such intimacy with a girl.
I wanna try nevertheless.

 

[builderseed]

Probably not, knowledge can never make-up for experience. Assuming I could even get up, it wouldn't last long. Guys like me were simply not meant to have intercourse.

Yes I will ram that bitch like a bull

high T and IQ

 

[Hoez4life]

By dick is too small and I cum too fast. I always negotiate at least two rounds because the first one doesn’t count. In some places where it’s fixed price and you can’t negotiate some girls feel sorry for me and let me go for another round. But my oral skill is god like, I once ate a girl for an hour straight and didn’t stop until she started twitching like she’s having a seizure. And before you started saying eww you ate a hooker it’s different she was clean low mileage college student that needed help with tuition.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I have neither the parts nor the labor.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I would suck, real life sex is nothing like porn, so no matter how much we watched it wouldn't help us i guess.

 

[Aarvind]

"good at sex' implies youre good at pleasuring the woman. After everything women have done to us and how they treat us, do you think we give the slightest shit about their feelings and wellbeing during sex?

 

[jerrycan dan]

Dyspraxia would probably make it a nightmare

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

can't imagine i'd perform very well with a whore that socially mogs me, no

 

[builderseed]

can't imagine i'd perform very well with a whore that socially mogs me, no

stick something else in her besides your dick

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

stick something else in her besides your dick
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lol

 

[Deleted member 1227]

Yes after 15 years of porn consumption i can say confidently that i will be good at sex. I would absolutely destroy the vagina of the lucky/unlucky femoit that would accept to sleep with me. I would fuck all her holes like there is no tomorrow. She wouldnt be able to walk for days,maybe even weeks.

 

[builderseed]

Yes after 15 years of porn consumption i can say confidently that i will be good at sex. I would absolutely destroy the vagina of the lucky/unlucky femoit that would accept to sleep with me. I would fuck all her holes like there is no tomorrow. She wouldnt be able to walk for days,maybe even weeks.

cope

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

I would rely on communication, asking her what she likes and shit. Of course i womt ever get laid so it doesn't matter.

 

[Damo the incel]

Like 5 inches to be honest. Though when flaccid it looks like a micropenis.

Damn bro

 

[anon]

Maybe. I can last fairly long with my fleshlight and I'm quite strong. Obviously a fleshlight isn't the same as the real thing, and a lot of other factors decide how long you last.
If I'm really horny and get that feeling in my stomach when I just want to whip my dick out and cum, I wouldn't even last 10 seconds probably. As for experience, it's a meme if we're just talking about "moves." Just thrust hard and fast and last as long as possible, take short breaks when you're about to cum etc. You don't experience for that.

 

[LDARBuddah]

Are all incels here Virgin? Thats not The definition when You sign up just sayin

 

[builderseed]

Are all incels here Virgin? Thats not The definition when You sign up just sayin

some have lost their virginity to escorts, perhaps others with use of force, but does that even count?

 

[StaroRavager]

Yes I will ram that bitch like a bull

Well said

 

[Zaetheus]

Did you say “Sex God”?

 

[Felix97]

yes

 

[Incellectual]

No. Even with practice I'd be terrible tbh.

 

[sigh]

Unfortunately, most guys with little to no sexual experience are going to pop within 15 seconds of penetration. Even the most hardened jerker whose chino is covered in callouses is going to come immediately after sex begins. Just another goddamn curse we bear that the only way to get good at it is to do it and if you can't do it, then you'll never get good at it. Which is why I've given up entirely.

 

[Deleted member 1227]

Are all incels here Virgin? Thats not The definition when You sign up just sayin

incels can lose the virginity of their body with a prostitute,their soul remains virgin though