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Do you think you could be a good Wiffle Ball pitcher?

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I think I could have a good early career at the MLW Wiffle Ball, but then after a while I would probably injure my arm and require surgery (which the insurance company will not cover) and I would end up being one of those guys that goes to the basketball yard to talk to younger people about how I used to be a good pitcher at the MLW Wiffle Ball until my arm got injured. I would also still be in debt because of the surgery while working as a highschool math teacher.
 
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That one at 16 seconds wasn't a strike. It only curved from his body last nanosecond and only went over the plate right before it hit the net.
 
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Must be an incel trait because I was just thinking about wiffle ball the other day.
 
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Wiffle ball is a chad game.
 
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Subhuman Niceguy said:
Wiffle ball is a chad game.
My neighbors son WON A TROPHY FOR WHIFFLEBALL!
SO DID EVERYONE ELSE!

(lol)

(He seemed so excited until he mentioned that everyone got one....)

I guess it's the same as being a loser...
 
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