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Serious Do you think you can make some sort of deal with God or some sort of spiritual diety

asuraxia

asuraxia

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its not important why i need to make a deal or what it is but have any of you cels tried anything along these lines what kind of things would you have to sacrifise or give up and have any of you been succesful
 
i know theres chances of this working because i tried to summon a succubus before and it worked to a point but i didn't benefit off of it so i know there are some sort of spirits or demons in the world
 
I mean if god gave you these shitty genetics in the first place I doubt he would reverse them.

Unfortunately there's not really much we can do.
 
I mean if god gave you these shitty genetics in the first place I doubt he would reverse them.

Unfortunately there's not really much we can do.
im talking about a situation in which he makes something happen in return for me changing something or sacrificing something
 
im talking about a situation in which he makes something happen in return for me changing something or sacrificing something
an equivilant exchange of sorts
 
im talking about a situation in which he makes something happen in return for me changing something or sacrificing something
Like monetarily? I'm not sure what you mean.
 
wishful thinking
 
no like blood, or changing a lifestyle i will never do X or Y again and if i do i will lose my whatever i gained
Ohh okay

Yeah, I'm not really sure brocel. Maybe someone on here might be able to help, but be careful with black magic.

Whatever you give will be taken away.
 
Ohh okay

Yeah, I'm not really sure brocel. Maybe someone on here might be able to help, but be careful with black magic.

Whatever you give will be taken away.
yeah i need something very important and am willing to dabble in black magic and to lose something
 
Yes, you can make a deal with God but it's very risky...
 
Ohh okay

Yeah, I'm not really sure brocel. Maybe someone on here might be able to help, but be careful with black magic.

Whatever you give will be taken away.
I actually can say I know a little bit about black magic but it's certainly not for anyone and it doesn't work the way most people think
 
I actually can say I know a little bit about black magic but it's certainly not for anyone and it doesn't work the way most people think
if its not too much trouble could you summarise what you know
 
dunno cuz he never talks to me
 
I actually can say I know a little bit about black magic but it's certainly not for anyone and it doesn't work the way most people think
Hitler surpris
 
if its not too much trouble could you summarise what you know
Read books, watch videos. There is a lot of info out there if you know what you are searching for
 
Yh but only with evil spirits/demons, not worth it
 
I would sacrifice my current family to be reborn as a chad in a wealthy white family.
 
If that stuff were real of course.
 
yh i wanted to avoid it but im willing to make deals but it depends on how much i give up
You give up the possibility for an good afterlife

I have also heard that they can go after your loved ones too
 
You give up the possibility for an good afterlife

I have also heard that they can go after your loved ones too
i am sort of worried about the afterlife aspect im not too bothered about my loved ones
 
i am sort of worried about the afterlife aspect im not too bothered about my loved ones
Yh dont do it, 80 years of joy is nothing compared to the afterlife
 
Ohh okay

Yeah, I'm not really sure brocel. Maybe someone on here might be able to help, but be careful with black magic.

Whatever you give will be taken away.
You lose alot more then you gain
 
I mean if god gave you these shitty genetics in the first place I doubt he would reverse them.

Unfortunately there's not really much we can do.
We should find a way to destroy god. There must be a way!
 
im talking about a situation in which he makes something happen in return for me changing something or sacrificing something
Yeah, he will turn you into a GIGACJAD / GIGATYRONE and the sacrifice will be a super short and thin fick, just long enough to penetrate a foid enough to get her pregnant, MAYBE.
 
We should find a way to destroy god. There must be a way!
Unfortunately all we can do is spread word that the demiurge is the God of this world.

Maybe if word passes around enough more people will leave this world when they pass. The goal is to remove all attachments so that you no longer have a desire to return here on earth.
 
No because God isn't real
 
no like blood, or changing a lifestyle i will never do X or Y again and if i do i will lose my whatever i gained
There is a story about Samson in the bible. He had superhuman strength or so.
But he had a source for his strength, which was his hair, afaik.

God told him to not tell anyone about this.

A woman of an enemy of god and Samson, was sent to Samson to seduce him.

She was successful and the simp gave up his secret.

Afaik Samsons' head was served to gods' enemy on a silver platter or so.
 
I actually can say I know a little bit about black magic but it's certainly not for anyone and it doesn't work the way most people think
Alright, explain. I am willing to sacrifice. Fuck god. Satan is king.
 
Are you schizophrenic?
yes but thats beyond the point i can recognise when im seeing things and the usual signs werent there when this happened
 
You give up the possibility for an good afterlife

I have also heard that they can go after your loved ones too
What if I don't even have loved ones? Hahaha.
 
Yeah, become Muslim and follow the commands of Allah.
Give up your life for Him and you will be granted Jannah :owo:
 
what i want is not jannah
You don't want a place beyond imagination?
A place that no eye has ever seen, no ear has ever heard and no heart has ever thought of?
A place with no worry,anxiety or bad words,only peace?
A place of palaces of gold and silver that go as high as the sky?
 
You don't want a place beyond imagination?
A place that no eye has ever seen, no ear has ever heard and no heart has ever thought of?
A place with no worry,anxiety or bad words,only peace?
A place of palaces of gold and silver that go as high as the sky?
yh
 
doesn't particularly attract me plus i don't want to spend eternity in the same place as alot of browns
you dont wanna spend eternity in a place full of terrachads and stacies?
Where boredom doesnt exist?
 

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