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Do you think the average woman would rather fuck a randomly selected incel or eat a ball of shit?

Which one would an average woman pick?


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So? The shit is also random, it's not from Chad or hers, also not from an incel. From a normie let's say.
 
Eating shit isn't so out there. A lot of women have disgusting habits anyway.

Women are ruled their instincts, and biologically speaking, fucking an incel is literally the worst thing a female can do.
 
Eating shit isn't so out there. A lot of women have disgusting habits anyway.

Women are ruled their instincts, and biologically speaking, fucking an incel is literally the worst thing a female can do.
It's true that women are disgusting. Putting shit into asshole and then into mouth is super common in webcam vids for example.
 
Take the brown pill mateys
 
they would rather eat the contents of a sewer than hold hands with an incel
 
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Voted ball of shit for the lulz, but depending on circumstances (condom + pill + no one seeing it or hearing about it + not too long), I'm conviced most women would actually fuck an incel.
 
depends on the circumstances
if there was any chance of pregnancy or anybody knowing, she'd choose shit
if it was all safe and anonymous, probably an incel, because most people here are ~6/10 rather than 2/10, so they only look bad in comparison with chad
 
They would fuck the least ugly incel. Obviously
 
Maybe if he is a manlet, but has a good face, she would choose sex with him, but if he is ugly then eating shit most likely.
 
They would fuck the least ugly incel. Obviously
Maybe if he is a manlet, but has a good face, she would choose sex with him, but if he is ugly then eating shit most likely.
It's a random incel. Can be anyone from here for example. Randomly selected by number in the post ranking in random.org.

She would only see which incel it is after choosing the incel option.
 
She would only see which incel it is after choosing the incel option.
Then it depends on her experiences with us. If blackops2cel is the first thing to come in her mind when hearing "incel" she obviously would choose shit.
 
Random incel.

Females fuck ugly guys all the time. Look at nigger rappers, they look like animals rather than humans and many girls will fuck them.

It easier to close your eyes and pretend to be getting railed by Chad, than eating poop. Eating poop would make anyone gag and throw-up.
 
Random incel.

Females fuck ugly guys all the time. Look at nigger rappers, they look like animals rather than humans and many girls will fuck them.

It easier to close your eyes and pretend to be getting railed by Chad, than eating poop. Eating poop would make anyone gag and throw-up.
not the cucks who pay thousands of dollars to eat a girls poop twinkies.
 
Eating shit isn't so out there. A lot of women have disgusting habits anyway.

Women are ruled their instincts, and biologically speaking, fucking an incel is literally the worst thing a female can do.
But there are more prostitutes who get paid to have sex with incels, than prostitutes who get paid to eat their own shit.
 
Is this a circlejerk? She will fuck the incel rather than eat shit
 
she'd prefer to eat Chad's excrement than having sex with an incel. as disgusting as it sounds, I honestly believe women would actually prefer eating fecal matter over having sex with a poor soul, because that is how much they hate genetic inferiority.
 
she'd prefer to eat Chad's excrement than having sex with an incel. as disgusting as it sounds, I honestly believe women would actually prefer eating fecal matter over having sex with a poor soul, because that is how much they hate genetic inferiority.
Women are pretty terrible if that's the case. I would rather fuck an 80 year old femoid than put shit in my mouth.
 
But there are more prostitutes who get paid to have sex with incels, than prostitutes who get paid to eat their own shit.
That's only because shit eating isn't a common fetish yet.

And some prostis actually do reject incels. Cho was one of them.
 
Depends on how subhuman the incel looks.
 
lol the results are funny as fuck
 
They know their chances of getting a mentalcel/fakecel are big, so they'd rather fuck an incel.
Now if you made them choose between fucking a truecel and eating a ball of shit, 10/10 times they'll eat the ball of shit.
 
Depends on the size of the ball and the level of inceldom, but I think ball of shit is the right answer.
 
What if you are the ball of shit, as if a metaphor
 

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