Experiment Do you know which brocels are from which country?

[Bulbasaur]

...unless openly stated? Are there dead giveaways? For example, do you know where I'm from?

 

[Pancakecel]

Unless its a user I've know for a while, I don't really care tbh

 

[Bulbasaur]

Unless its a user I've know for a while, I don't really care tbh

fair

 

[fatass30000]

i can tell someone is curry if they call a sub 5 white woman a stacy

 

[Wolnir]

Your signature says god bless you, so I'm assuming that you're a Christian, therefore, you most likely live in an English speaking Christian country such as the UK or US, both of these countries account for the majority of the forum so it's not like it's an amazing guess

 

[Takuji Mamiya]

...unless openly stated? Are there dead giveaways? For example, do you know where I'm from?

Grammar is a big one.
If they have an improper use of full stops or commas, weird capitalisation or a lack of. Most native English speakers will type without full stops and capitalisation on an informal forum like this, non-natives always type with proper punctuation no matter the situation.
At the very least, it’s obvious that you speak English as a first language. The comma usage between “For example,” and the ellipsis at the start followed by a non-capitalised “u” indicates proper grammar usage that most native speakers wouldn’t be able to perfect without them speaking it as a first language.

If you’re from Brazil I will jump off a bridge.

 

[Bulbasaur]

i can tell someone is curry if they call a sub 5 white woman a stacy

tbh

 

[fokusin]

I can guess whether someone is a third worlder

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I consider you as american by default if I don't know/remember where you're from

 

[anglocelticcel]

I’m from UK. There’s a few UK, American, Irish, Australian, Pakistani, Egyptian and those I spoke to

 

[St3v3Cel]

...unless openly stated? Are there dead giveaways?

It is very rare that I don't immediately clock someone being from the US or UK.

The thing which is noticeable about Americans is that they think pretty highly of themselves, even though they don't want to admit that. What that means is that they like to speak authoritatively, because they always think that they are right. Even when they have to admit to being wrong about something they often try to gaslight the person who called them by saying that they simply misunderstood what they said from the beginning, in order to save face. On the other hand even when someone agrees with them and elaborates on their point an American will either ignore it (the equivalent of leaving someone on read, which people do to make themselves feel powerful and like they're the "main character"), or if they reply they will find something small to nitpick about it (to make themselves appear as the best among those with one opinion). Basically Americans always want to feel "on top" and like they're the most important person in the world no matter which situation they're in. I don't mean to call Americans out with this though, because I love Americans and this type of individualism they have is a large part of what it means to be an American. Sometimes it is annoying but it is also what makes US users posts interesting and fun to read, and it leads to plenty of unique perspectives and viewpoints.

As for UK/British Isles users the pattern there is that they never tell jokes but that they always have a sense of humour about them. They like to troll and talk about lowbrow topics mostly. If they ever talk about something serious it's mundane everyday stuff which could apply to any country. On the other end if someone is clearly neurotypical, polite and a native English speaker they are almost always from the UK as well. This is mostly speaking about users from England though. Users from Scotland, Ireland and Wales stick out in that they are usually more "quiet" than English users. They chime in less often and when they do they are less abrasive. Both people and incels from those countries strike me as more introverted than those from England, even if they are known to act out with jestermaxxing type shit in real life.

I have a more difficult time telling if someone is from Canada, Australia or New Zealand (or other English-speaking countries and regions) though, but I can almost always tell when someone is a native English speaker. If non-US or non-UK users who have English as their native language ever write about or mention the US it becomes far easier to identify which country they are from though. This is how I deduce that:

1. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US negatively or neutrally they are from Canada.

2. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US with curiosity and respect they are from Australia.

3. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US with curiosity and disrespect they are from New Zealand (countries your average Indian would deem "irrelevant on the world stage" mock bigger countries to feel better about themselves).

When it comes to non-native English speakers it is very easy for me to tell when someone is from a Nordic country (guess why).

The way I see it there are two types of Nordic users. The first, and most common type are the ones who basically just write nonsense replies that look like something you would see in a videogame lobby rather than on a forum. The reason they do this is because they are essentially niggers spiritually. Even though most of them have the capacity to think about stuff beyond whatever happens to meet their eyes at any one moment, they choose not to use it just like their knuckle-dragging ancestors did.

The other type of Nordic users occasionally write posts with more substance and thought behind them but even then they aren't particularly long either. The content of those longer posts is always rife with assumptions from the reader, because Nordic users don't like to give context about where what they are saying is coming from. That is because while they might wish to state their opinion, they don't really want anyone to reply to it. The reason for that is because if people start giving them attention, whether it's positive or not, they start to stand out and standing out goes against jäntelagen. Therefore leaving their posts somewhat incomprehensible at a glance is an effective strategy to keep their post ignored. The few times it's not because of that it's because they don't think that giving context is necessary. The reason they don't think context is necessary is because they falsely assume that people will understand what they're saying. This confusion comes from the idea that all people are deep down the same, which is something that is drilled into people in Nordic schools and societies. Even when you observe self-proclaimed Nordic racists it is clear that they still have this belief when you look at their actions, it is that deeply ingrained. When it comes to identifying which specific country a Nordic user comes from this is how I deduce that:

1. If they never diss any country or nationality, or any user for that matter it is highly likely that they are Swedish. This is because Swedes are not nationalistic and know what it is like to be dissed, since Sweden is constantly dissed by all of its neighbouring countries.

2. If they occasionally diss any country, nationality or user they are from Norway or Denmark. These users are somewhat nationalistic and more confident than Swedish users.

3. If they somewhat regularly diss any country, nationality or user each time they get an opportunity to do so they are from Finland. These users are decently nationalistic and the most confident out of all Nordic users.

The above are the countries where I can identify where someone comes from most consistently, but there are a few others I can identify here and there and I will describe how I do that in a list:

1. The way users from other Germanic countries (Germany, Netherlands, Austria, etc) write is like a 50/50 mix of how US and UK users write. Besides that they must have very little respect for the English language, because they write more or less however they want with seemingly no shame unlike most other ESLcels.

2. Most users who are deeply self-hating, or are extreme trolls are from curryland.

3. Users who are from MENA countries are either extremely polite or extremely edgy.

4. Users from Southeast Asia write things in a very formal and academic way. They are also quite irritable.

5. There are plenty of ways to identify users from South American and East Asian countries but you usually don't have to, because those users tend to wear their national identities on their sleeves.

The users I have no way to really identify are those from Eastern European and Latin European countries. Haven't really seen any users from Sub-Saharan Africa, the Caribbean countries or Polynesia either so I don't have a way to identify them.

TL;DR: My schizo ramblings and observations. Read at your own will.

For example, do you know where I'm from?

You are clearly a native English speaker because you use expressions only a native English speaker would use. Besides that you are from the US because of the ways you spell and say things ("psychologizing" instead of "psychologising", and "December 12th" instead of "the 12th of December", for example) and because you mention things from the US more than someone from Canada would. I will say that the way you write is witty in ways pretty similar to how many Brits and Aussies are, so you must come from a slightly rough and tumble region in the US like the Mid-Atlantic region or the Great Lakes region. That is my guess at least, I could be completely wrong. I take it that you're the type of person who don't want to admit to where you come from.

 

[Bulbasaur]

The way I see it there are two types of Nordic users. The first, and most common type are the ones who basically just write nonsense replies that look like something you would see in a videogame lobby rather than on a forum. The reason they do this is because they are essentially niggers spiritually.

lmao

 

[St3v3Cel]

lmao

Do you have ways to guess which country a user comes from purely based on the way they write?

 

[Bulbasaur]

Do you have ways to guess which country a user comes from purely based on the way they write?

Using the imperial instead of the metric system used to be a tell tale sign of someone being an American. But not any more, methinks.

 

[St3v3Cel]

Using the imperial instead of the metric system used to be a tell tale sign of someone being an American. But not any more, methinks.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygYJqt8pvLc

Indeed . Feet and inches won out on the internet because it became so trendy to discuss measurements in the US, and the rest of the world follows most of what is popular in the US. The US has soft power of the highest order. Same thing goes for currencies, people speak about how much something costs in USD online instead of their own currency because money and the economy are such big topics in American culture.

 

[sirlancelot]

It is very rare that I don't immediately clock someone being from the US or UK.

The thing which is noticeable about Americans is that they think pretty highly of themselves, even though they don't want to admit that. What that means is that they like to speak authoritatively, because they always think that they are right. Even when they have to admit to being wrong about something they often try to gaslight the person who called them by saying that they simply misunderstood what they said from the beginning, in order to save face. On the other hand even when someone agrees with them and elaborates on their point an American will either ignore it (the equivalent of leaving someone on read, which people do to make themselves feel powerful and like they're the "main character"), or if they reply they will find something small to nitpick about it (to make themselves appear as the best among those with one opinion). Basically Americans always want to feel "on top" and like they're the most important person in the world no matter which situation they're in. I don't mean to call Americans out with this though, because I love Americans and this type of individualism they have is a large part of what it means to be an American. Sometimes it is annoying but it is also what makes US users posts interesting and fun to read, and it leads to plenty of unique perspectives and viewpoints.

As for UK/British Isles users the pattern there is that they never tell jokes but that they always have a sense of humour about them. They like to troll and talk about lowbrow topics mostly. If they ever talk about something serious it's mundane everyday stuff which could apply to any country. On the other end if someone is clearly neurotypical, polite and a native English speaker they are almost always from the UK as well. This is mostly speaking about users from England though. Users from Scotland, Ireland and Wales stick out in that they are usually more "quiet" than English users. They chime in less often and when they do they are less abrasive. Both people and incels from those countries strike me as more introverted than those from England, even if they are known to act out with jestermaxxing type shit in real life.

I have a more difficult time telling if someone is from Canada, Australia or New Zealand (or other English-speaking countries and regions) though, but I can almost always tell when someone is a native English speaker. If non-US or non-UK users who have English as their native language ever write about or mention the US it becomes far easier to identify which country they are from though. This is how I deduce that:

1. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US negatively or neutrally they are from Canada.

2. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US with curiosity and respect they are from Australia.

3. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US with curiosity and disrespect they are from New Zealand (countries your average Indian would deem "irrelevant on the world stage" mock bigger countries to feel better about themselves).

When it comes to non-native English speakers it is very easy for me to tell when someone is from a Nordic country (guess why).

The way I see it there are two types of Nordic users. The first, and most common type are the ones who basically just write nonsense replies that look like something you would see in a videogame lobby rather than on a forum. The reason they do this is because they are essentially niggers spiritually. Even though most of them have the capacity to think about stuff beyond whatever happens to meet their eyes at any one moment, they choose not to use it just like their knuckle-dragging ancestors did.

The other type of Nordic users occasionally write posts with more substance and thought behind them but even then they aren't particularly long either. The content of those longer posts is always rife with assumptions from the reader, because Nordic users don't like to give context about where what they are saying is coming from. That is because while they might wish to state their opinion, they don't really want anyone to reply to it. The reason for that is because if people start giving them attention, whether it's positive or not, they start to stand out and standing out goes against jäntelagen. Therefore leaving their posts somewhat incomprehensible at a glance is an effective strategy to keep their post ignored. The few times it's not because of that it's because they don't think that giving context is necessary. The reason they don't think context is necessary is because they falsely assume that people will understand what they're saying. This confusion comes from the idea that all people are deep down the same, which is something that is drilled into people in Nordic schools and societies. Even when you observe self-proclaimed Nordic racists it is clear that they still have this belief when you look at their actions, it is that deeply ingrained. When it comes to identifying which specific country a Nordic user comes from this is how I deduce that:

1. If they never diss any country or nationality, or any user for that matter it is highly likely that they are Swedish. This is because Swedes are not nationalistic and know what it is like to be dissed, since Sweden is constantly dissed by all of its neighbouring countries.

2. If they occasionally diss any country, nationality or user they are from Norway or Denmark. These users are somewhat nationalistic and more confident than Swedish users.

3. If they somewhat regularly diss any country, nationality or user each time they get an opportunity to do so they are from Finland. These users are decently nationalistic and the most confident out of all Nordic users.

The above are the countries where I can identify where someone comes from most consistently, but there are a few others I can identify here and there and I will describe how I do that in a list:

1. The way users from other Germanic countries (Germany, Netherlands, Austria, etc) write is like a 50/50 mix of how US and UK users write. Besides that they must have very little respect for the English language, because they write more or less however they want with seemingly no shame unlike most other ESLcels.

2. Most users who are deeply self-hating, or are extreme trolls are from curryland.

3. Users who are from MENA countries are either extremely polite or extremely edgy.

4. Users from Southeast Asia write things in a very formal and academic way. They are also quite irritable.

5. There are plenty of ways to identify users from South American and East Asian countries but you usually don't have to, because those users tend to wear their national identities on their sleeves.

The users I have no way to really identify are those from Eastern European and Latin European countries. Haven't really seen any users from Sub-Saharan Africa, the Caribbean countries or Polynesia either so I don't have a way to identify them.

TL;DR: My schizo ramblings and observations. Read at your own will.

You are clearly a native English speaker because you use expressions only a native English speaker would use. Besides that you are from the US because of the ways you spell and say things ("psychologizing" instead of "psychologising", and "December 12th" instead of "the 12th of December", for example) and because you mention things from the US more than someone from Canada would. I will say that the way you write is witty in ways pretty similar to how many Brits and Aussies are, so you must come from a slightly rough and tumble region in the US like the Mid-Atlantic region or the Great Lakes region. That is my guess at least, I could be completely wrong. I take it that you're the type of person who don't want to admit to where you come from.

 

[Leon98]

Yes

 

[St3v3Cel]

Truecel trait: taking a question like this seriously.

 

[deleted dude]

It is very rare that I don't immediately clock someone being from the US or UK.

The thing which is noticeable about Americans is that they think pretty highly of themselves, even though they don't want to admit that. What that means is that they like to speak authoritatively, because they always think that they are right. Even when they have to admit to being wrong about something they often try to gaslight the person who called them by saying that they simply misunderstood what they said from the beginning, in order to save face. On the other hand even when someone agrees with them and elaborates on their point an American will either ignore it (the equivalent of leaving someone on read, which people do to make themselves feel powerful and like they're the "main character"), or if they reply they will find something small to nitpick about it (to make themselves appear as the best among those with one opinion). Basically Americans always want to feel "on top" and like they're the most important person in the world no matter which situation they're in. I don't mean to call Americans out with this though, because I love Americans and this type of individualism they have is a large part of what it means to be an American. Sometimes it is annoying but it is also what makes US users posts interesting and fun to read, and it leads to plenty of unique perspectives and viewpoints.

As for UK/British Isles users the pattern there is that they never tell jokes but that they always have a sense of humour about them. They like to troll and talk about lowbrow topics mostly. If they ever talk about something serious it's mundane everyday stuff which could apply to any country. On the other end if someone is clearly neurotypical, polite and a native English speaker they are almost always from the UK as well. This is mostly speaking about users from England though. Users from Scotland, Ireland and Wales stick out in that they are usually more "quiet" than English users. They chime in less often and when they do they are less abrasive. Both people and incels from those countries strike me as more introverted than those from England, even if they are known to act out with jestermaxxing type shit in real life.

I have a more difficult time telling if someone is from Canada, Australia or New Zealand (or other English-speaking countries and regions) though, but I can almost always tell when someone is a native English speaker. If non-US or non-UK users who have English as their native language ever write about or mention the US it becomes far easier to identify which country they are from though. This is how I deduce that:

1. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US negatively or neutrally they are from Canada.

2. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US with curiosity and respect they are from Australia.

3. If someone who is clearly a native English speaker writes about the US with curiosity and disrespect they are from New Zealand (countries your average Indian would deem "irrelevant on the world stage" mock bigger countries to feel better about themselves).

When it comes to non-native English speakers it is very easy for me to tell when someone is from a Nordic country (guess why).

The way I see it there are two types of Nordic users. The first, and most common type are the ones who basically just write nonsense replies that look like something you would see in a videogame lobby rather than on a forum. The reason they do this is because they are essentially niggers spiritually. Even though most of them have the capacity to think about stuff beyond whatever happens to meet their eyes at any one moment, they choose not to use it just like their knuckle-dragging ancestors did.

The other type of Nordic users occasionally write posts with more substance and thought behind them but even then they aren't particularly long either. The content of those longer posts is always rife with assumptions from the reader, because Nordic users don't like to give context about where what they are saying is coming from. That is because while they might wish to state their opinion, they don't really want anyone to reply to it. The reason for that is because if people start giving them attention, whether it's positive or not, they start to stand out and standing out goes against jäntelagen. Therefore leaving their posts somewhat incomprehensible at a glance is an effective strategy to keep their post ignored. The few times it's not because of that it's because they don't think that giving context is necessary. The reason they don't think context is necessary is because they falsely assume that people will understand what they're saying. This confusion comes from the idea that all people are deep down the same, which is something that is drilled into people in Nordic schools and societies. Even when you observe self-proclaimed Nordic racists it is clear that they still have this belief when you look at their actions, it is that deeply ingrained. When it comes to identifying which specific country a Nordic user comes from this is how I deduce that:

1. If they never diss any country or nationality, or any user for that matter it is highly likely that they are Swedish. This is because Swedes are not nationalistic and know what it is like to be dissed, since Sweden is constantly dissed by all of its neighbouring countries.

2. If they occasionally diss any country, nationality or user they are from Norway or Denmark. These users are somewhat nationalistic and more confident than Swedish users.

3. If they somewhat regularly diss any country, nationality or user each time they get an opportunity to do so they are from Finland. These users are decently nationalistic and the most confident out of all Nordic users.

The above are the countries where I can identify where someone comes from most consistently, but there are a few others I can identify here and there and I will describe how I do that in a list:

1. The way users from other Germanic countries (Germany, Netherlands, Austria, etc) write is like a 50/50 mix of how US and UK users write. Besides that they must have very little respect for the English language, because they write more or less however they want with seemingly no shame unlike most other ESLcels.

2. Most users who are deeply self-hating, or are extreme trolls are from curryland.

3. Users who are from MENA countries are either extremely polite or extremely edgy.

4. Users from Southeast Asia write things in a very formal and academic way. They are also quite irritable.

5. There are plenty of ways to identify users from South American and East Asian countries but you usually don't have to, because those users tend to wear their national identities on their sleeves.

The users I have no way to really identify are those from Eastern European and Latin European countries. Haven't really seen any users from Sub-Saharan Africa, the Caribbean countries or Polynesia either so I don't have a way to identify them.

TL;DR: My schizo ramblings and observations. Read at your own will.

You are clearly a native English speaker because you use expressions only a native English speaker would use. Besides that you are from the US because of the ways you spell and say things ("psychologizing" instead of "psychologising", and "December 12th" instead of "the 12th of December", for example) and because you mention things from the US more than someone from Canada would. I will say that the way you write is witty in ways pretty similar to how many Brits and Aussies are, so you must come from a slightly rough and tumble region in the US like the Mid-Atlantic region or the Great Lakes region. That is my guess at least, I could be completely wrong. I take it that you're the type of person who don't want to admit to where you come from.

Can you tell more about germanic people? interesting post brocel

 

[Grodd]

i can tell someone is curry if they call a sub 5 white woman a stacy

 

[St3v3Cel]

Can you tell more about germanic people? interesting post brocel

I have many observations about the people and users from the DACH and Benelux countries. I can't write a reply about it right now, but I will later. I could write threads worth about this kind of stuff, because trying to guess and understand what goes through anybody and everybody's heads is a deep-seated compulsion of mine. I have actually been writing a long thread about my own country (Sweden) for a while, and once I finish that I might write some threads about other countries as well. At the top of my list for that would probably be the US, followed by the UK and then Global South countries generally as I think those are highly relevant to inceldom. Every country on Earth is distinct and interesting though, as are most people (in my opinion at least).

 

[deleted dude]

I have many observations about the people and users from the DACH and Benelux countries. I can't write a reply about it right now, but I will later. I could write threads worth about this kind of stuff, because trying to guess and understand what goes through anybody and everybody's heads is a deep-seated compulsion of mine. I have actually been writing a long thread about my own country (Sweden) for a while, and once I finish that I might write some threads about other countries as well. At the top of my list for that would probably be the US, followed by the UK and then Global South countries generally as I think those are highly relevant to inceldom. Every country on Earth is distinct and interesting though, as are most people (in my opinion at least).

Please tag me brother