Do you know those mall Santas where the kids would sit on their laps for pictures?

[Clavicus Vile]

I’ve been wondering for a while now, what would happen if a kid had bad diarrhea that day and went to sit on the mall Santa’s lap and absolutely just fucking let it out on him. And I mean badly, like his lap is nigger brown.

Would the mall Santa go ER on that kid and the mall? Fuck I can’t even imagine how awkward that would be, holy shit.

 

[Skelly]

yeah just log off

 

[JustAnotherCynic]

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[Jimb0]

literal "shit" post, made for the sewers

 

[Todd Thundercock]

 

[NDManlet173]

I’ve been wondering for a while now, what would happen if a kid had bad diarrhea that day and went to sit on the mall Santa’s lap and absolutely just fucking let it out on him. And I mean badly, like his lap is nigger brown.

Would the mall Santa go ER on that kid and the mall? Fuck I can’t even imagine how awkward that would be, holy shit.

Probably happened

Statistically someone has probably jerked off to that thought too and busted to it violently

 

[Samkakum]

busted to it violently

 

[Paladin]

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[Brainy]

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[kcarrots]

I’ve been wondering for a while now, what would happen if a kid had bad diarrhea that day and went to sit on the mall Santa’s lap and absolutely just fucking let it out on him. And I mean badly, like his lap is nigger brown.

Would the mall Santa go ER on that kid and the mall? Fuck I can’t even imagine how awkward that would be, holy shit.

you have such an interesting mind, don’t disappear yet

 

[Jacket]

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