Do you have any "minimum requirements" for a foid?

[proudweeb]

If you were to one day ascend, would you have any minimum requirements for her? For me, it's relatively simple:

1. Not super fat (reasonably curvy is ok)
2. Takes a shower at least every other day
3. Shaves legs, armpits

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Just don't look subhuman or like a guy

 

[Restart80]

-Don't look subhuman/like a guy, basically have at least a 4/10 face
-Do not be obese

 

[Sad Cunt]

1. No kids
2. No younger than 16 (age of consent), no older than 35 (a bit older than me)
3. Not deformed facially

 

[proudweeb]

Just don't look subhuman or like a guy

-Don't look subhuman/like a guy, basically have at least a 4/10 face
-Do not be obese

Yeah that as well, I would say at least 2-3+/10 in looks

 

[JohanLiebertcel]

if wife:
var virgin and not obese = true

if one_night_stand
var not obese = true

 

[Saint Cho]

Not fat

Not deformed

23 or younger

 

[proudweeb]

1. No kids
2. No younger than 16 (age of consent), no older than 35 (a bit older than me)
3. Not deformed facially

I wouldn't have a long-term relationship with a single mom (raising someone else's kids is cucked) but fucking would be okay

For age, I'd go 18-45. Not an agecuck but why risk it lol

 

[El Enemigo]

1. Totally into me
2. Not fat
3. Hygienic
4. No kids

 

[proudweeb]

if wife:
var virgin and not obese = true

if one_night_stand
var not obese = true

brutal programming pill. tough (borderline impossible) to find virgins nowadays

 

[trying to ascend]

For sex: Give me a boner

For relationship: Doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink constantly, looksmatch, similar age, homebody and etc

 

[kaan]

Anything above 3/10. Slim. No taller than 5'7". Younger than me (even if it's just one day)

 

[proudweeb]

For sex: Give me a boner

For relationship: Doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink constantly, looksmatch, similar age, homebody and etc

Tbh I'd take a smoker, it's a bit of a fetish for me. Drinker or weed smoker ok as long as they're not an alcoholic. Understand some people don't like the smell of cigs.

 

[Sad Cunt]

I wouldn't have a long-term relationship with a single mom (raising someone else's kids is cucked) but fucking would be okay

For age, I'd go 18-45. Not an agecuck but why risk it lol

How old are you? I said no kids as that makes the pussy looser and there is no way in hell I'm raising another man's kids

 

[proudweeb]

How old are you? I said no kids as that makes the pussy looser and there is no way in hell I'm raising another man's kids

I'm 32 so single moms are 90% of the women available my age. LMAO

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink constantly, looksmatch, similar age, homebody and etc

That's highly specific

1. Totally into me

Over.

23 or younger

tf, what about milferinos?

virgin

Over.

Do not be obese

Lots of guys say that, but I think it looks tolerable on a lot of foids.

2. Takes a shower at least every other day
3. Shaves legs, armpits

Why are these such a big deal for you?

 

[proudweeb]

That's highly specific

Over.

tf, what about milferinos?

Over.

Lots of guys say that, but I think it looks tolerable on a lot of foids.

Why are these such a big deal for you?

women who smell like flaming garbage and are hairy as a werewolf are definitely a turnoff lol

 

[Deleted member 36666]

women who smell like flaming garbage and are hairy as a werewolf are definitely a turnoff lol

I've never encountered that. Being hairy is fine unless it's something freaky like a beard or chest.

 

[SparkLight]

women who smell like flaming garbage and are hairy as a werewolf are definitely a turnoff lol

Yeah being hairy is definitely a masculine thing

 

[El Enemigo]

Over.

 

[proudweeb]

Yeah being hairy is definitely a masculine thing

Not into that

I seen some hentais where the bitches were hairy as fuk lol

 

[Rhaast]

10/10 half elf

 

[bonesmashing]

Not that any one foid would count as ascension, but my hard rules are:

1. Be a natural-born female (no tranny shit);

2. Be attracted to me/like me;

3. Not be monstrously ugly.

Very high standards of course, which explains my poor success with women of course.

 

[proudweeb]

Meant to type minimum not mimimum but I fucked it up, brutal drunkposting pill

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Meant to type minimum not mimimum but I fucked it up, brutal drunkposting pill

Over. No pussy for typocels.

 

[SparkLight]

Not into that

I seen some hentais where the bitches were hairy as fuk lol

I get turned off personally if a toilet has hairy pussy

 

[Saint Cho]

tf, what about milferinos?

 

[proudweeb]

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old bitches are ok if they aren't too saggy. not raising their kids tho

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I get turned off personally if a toilet has hairy pussy

Same. But it depends on the vegetation, it can look really nasty too.

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I see a strong independent woman.

 

[Deleted member 38579]

not extremely fat
loyal
isn't mentally ill

ofc the last 2 are imposibble to find on any foid so

 

[trying to ascend]

Tbh I'd take a smoker, it's a bit of a fetish for me. Drinker or weed smoker ok as long as they're not an alcoholic. Understand some people don't like the smell of cigs.

Not even because of the smell, but because if I was to have a relationship with a foid, I wouldn't want her to smoke, use drugs or drink while pregnant

 

[Restart80]

Yeah that as well, I would say at least 2-3+/10 in looks

Well 3 is just plain ugly. 2 is horrendous.

Lots of guys say that, but I think it looks tolerable on a lot of foids.

Not when they are so fat it ruins their face and conceals all of their curves.

Being just barely obese might be fine, might look good or "thick." I'm speaking of the obvious problem where her face is bloated and she has fat hanging from her arms and her stomach is like a beach ball.

 

[fast_curry]

10/10 half elf

What's so good about half elves? Why not 10/10 pure-blooded elves?

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

She needs to improve her personality

and not be fat obviously

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Decent personality and not fat

 

[Remaincel]

every day this thread

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

10/10 half elf

 

[Reprisial]

150 pounds Minimum
Boobs and butt bigger than my hands
Can cook and clean
Aesthetic intact labia

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Just not be fat, that's literally it. Having a few extra pounds is fine, there's a difference between 180lbs versus 250lbs plus.

 

[AllejDon]

Don’t be obese or too skinny, don’t be extremely ugly, have a fat ass and pussy

 

[Rhaast]

What's so good about half elves? Why not 10/10 pure-blooded elves?

My avi.

 

[IncelKing]

Slim and average looking, that’s it. I would prefer if she doesn’t shower after intensive exercise so I can lick her sweaty armpits, pussy and ass

 

[Saint Kaczynski]

An average person of my region would do the trick. They're too stuck in their perfect social media lives to be aware of their failures and act accordingly, though. Superficial whores.

 

[Pepsicel]

If you were to one day ascend, would you have any minimum requirements for her? For me, it's relatively simple:

1. Not super fat (reasonably curvy is ok)
2. Takes a shower at least every other day
3. Shaves legs, armpits

Lack of double chin, defined neck and good looking in doggy style.

 

[Deleted member 34301]

1. White (except if she really loves me and I love her too)
2. Kind

 

[HighTGymcel]

-no sheboons
-no landwhales
-not hairy and smelly
thats it tbh

 

[Deleted member 39786]

Just don't look subhuman or like a guy

And not be fat too

 

[fast_curry]

My avi.

I've jerked off to her hentai once or twice but never noticed her pointy ears

 

[Selbsthass]

1. Feminine
2. Takes care of herself
3. Affectionate and honest

Unfortunately it's too much too ask in modern times.

 

[Demongoat]

• BMI below 50, above 15
• Non disfigured face
• Legal age and below 40
• Chin length hair
• Functioning pussy