Discussion Do you have a "cool" uncle ?

[Friezacel]

It seems like in most families there is always that one cool uncle. He usually has that strong, raspy voice, a specific hobby or member of some club, relaxed and always likes to crack jokes.

Unfortunately i dont have such an uncle. Most men in my family are boring Oofy Doofy betabuxxers who dont have any interests other than being a wagie and a lapdog to their wife.

 

[Animecel2D]

nope

 

[PersonalityChad]

Not really, the closest one is my ex-Chad uncle i mentioned in my last thread

 

[Cryotron]

nope

 

[Cryotron]

I remember my stepfather had a friend he thought he was in good relationship with, and one day he robbed his house

 

[Sir Waco]

No
Aside from second cousins my family is small as fuck, I never had any uncles I just have 1 aunt

 

[Albertopenheimer]

y. My uncle has a company that produces special brakes for traines. My grandpa invented some model of it at claimed it so that only his company can use it.

 

[IRLJamie]

No
One of my uncles though is some kind of incel
He is clearly ugly, and got married first time very old, and after 3 years she left him. Dont know the reason why he married so old and why they divorced.
Most probabile is that he knew he was incel so he gave up but after a while said fuck it let's try ad then learnt the lesson the hard way, and now copes. At least he has a property apartment and decent money

 

[IRLJamie]

y. My uncle has a company that produces special brakes for traines. My grandpa invented some model of it at claimed it so that only his company can use it. He gave me 700 euros to my communion

you italiancel bro?

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Yes

 

[Albertopenheimer]

you italiancel bro?

no, a slavcel

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

nope

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

All my extended family are cunts. Always were. Barely even knew my grandparents.

 

[Albertopenheimer]

No
One of my uncles though is some kind of incel
He is clearly ugly, and got married first time very old, and after 3 years she left him. Dont know the reason why he married so old and why they divorced.
Most probabile is that he knew he was incel so he gave up but after a while said fuck it let's try ad then learnt the lesson the hard way, and now copes. At least he has a property apartment and decent money

my second is also an incel. But a GrAY one. He had 3 wifes, all of them divorced after at least 3months

 

[pizzamaxxer]

nope

 

[justuseless]

I am

 

[witheredcherry]

I have no contact whatsoever to any of my family members other than my birthgiver, so no

 

[Friezacel]

Not really, the closest one is my ex-Chad uncle i mentioned in my last thread

link ?

 

[Friezacel]

I remember my stepfather had a friend he thought he was in good relationship with, and one day he robbed his house

brutal, how much did he stole ?

 

[Friezacel]

why they divorced

Because he wasnt Chad

 

[PersonalityChad]

link ?

One of my uncles was a pussy slayer during the late 90s and 2000s

He's unmarried now and I haven't seen him with a woman since around 2015/2016, but during that era he was legit living the dream, he was constantly surrounded by random girls. Too bad none of his genetics went to me :feelscry:

incels.is

You even commented on it

 

[IRLJamie]

Because he wasnt Chad

yes, should have worded it "why she changed her mind on settling on a non-chad. Because i mean foid know when they're settling, so when they leave the man there is a reason why they would settle before but not now.
I suppose that her being an old little town hag, she thought "ok let's settle" but then rethought about it, while my uncle never crossed his mind to think the same think since we men get what it's available

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I had 2 "cool" uncles. One died last year and nobody in the family cared despite him always being personable while being a drunk and all that. Precursor to how they'll be when I die.

 

[Friezacel]

One of my uncles was a pussy slayer during the late 90s and 2000s

He's unmarried now and I haven't seen him with a woman since around 2015/2016, but during that era he was legit living the dream, he was constantly surrounded by random girls. Too bad none of his genetics went to me :feelscry:

incels.is

You even commented on it

I dont have the best memory

 

[PolskiKartofel]

I have only trucel uncle

 

[Twatcel]

Yes. He hanged himself. That's cool.

 

[Friezacel]

yes, should have worded it "why she changed her mind on settling on a non-chad. Because i mean foid know when they're settling, so when they leave the man there is a reason why they would settle before but not now.
I suppose that her being an old little town hag, she thought "ok let's settle" but then rethought about it, while my uncle never crossed his mind to think the same think since we men get what it's available

She probably squeezed the maximum out of him and was done playing with her "toy"

 

[Twatcel]

I have a suicide in my family ez.

 

[Friezacel]

I had 2 "cool" uncles. One died last year and nobody in the family cared despite him always being personable while being a drunk and all that. Precursor to how they'll be when I die.

Brutal, the fate of every sub5 man

 

[stalkerKiller]

Yup. I have such an uncle, I call him my MGTOW uncle because his former (and I guess that legally still current wife) literally stole his kid and ran away to the USA on a plane and my cousin got depressed so she had to send him back on account of him not fitting in with the Amis. Basically my uncle has given up on women and owns a cabin in the woods by a lake. He drinks a lot and plays basketball with 18 year olds at the ripe old age of 70.

What I admire most about him is his lifestyle. He lives as cheaply as possible, with like 200$ a month for gas and food. The dude is so fucking fit, fitter than I ever was in my life and probably fitter than I'll ever be. He's not a mogger by any degree but the guy does so much sport that the Doctor had to ask him to stop on account of the fact that his stomach might rupture. Honestly he is my favorite family member and I aspire to be just like him in my 60s and 70s. A house in a city and a cabin in the woods, he gets to experience the best part of both lives and that on very very little money.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Kind of, two "uncles" that aren't really uncles. They're cousins of my dad and they're like 10 years older than me. One is an obese guy and the other is a tall alcoholic. We used to chat with them and play halo with the obese one. The tall one is a semi slayer, pretty cool guy. Both seem to be doing bad and will probably die tragically.

 

[Rapistcel]

It seems like in most families there is always that one cool uncle. He usually has that strong, raspy voice, a specific hobby or member of some club, relaxed and always likes to crack jokes.

Unfortunately i dont have such an uncle. Most men in my family are boring Oofy Doofy betabuxxers who dont have any interests other than being a wagie and a lapdog to their wife.

Yes, I have a 77 years old uncle who I talked about before.

 

[Grodd]

Both my uncles are alright

 

[Cryotron]

brutal, how much did he stole ?

he got spotted at the moment when he was about to leave, he took all electronics

 

[Maikowski]

my uncle is an unemployed alcoholic incel