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Do you guys have a bucket list?

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My bucket list is one of the copes that keeps me going.

I have to finish at least 90% of it before I die or choose the way of the rope. Occasionally I add new stuff to it.

Do you guys have a bucket list? Here are some items on mine.

- Accomplish something that will outlive me
- Get a sixpack
- Go snorkeling with fish somewhere tropical
- Go on a road trip around Europe
- Backpack in South East Asia
- Live in a big city for a month (I prefer smaller cities or towns tbh)
- Start a company
- Earn money online
- Go skydiving (tandem)
- Plant a tree
- Learn to play chess
- Swim 1km without long breaks (did this today)
- Get a tattoo
- Go kayaking
- Shoot a handgun
- Shoot a rifle
- Own and drive a fast motorcycle
- Learn to play an instrument
- Visit Japan
- Visit Iceland
- Learn a martial art
- Win a contest
- Do a live stream
- Make something go viral
- Go camping
- Have a normie job for a month (NEET 4 lyf)
- Go storm chasing
- Visit the Pyramids
- Visit the Taj Mahal
- Do 10 regular pull-ups in a row with good form (so close I can do 8)
- Learn another language
- Get a pet
- Learn a magic trick
- Black pill thousands of normies
- Have sex (thank St. Blackops2cel for whores)
- Get a blowjob ^
- Get a girlfriend I find attractive for at least 2-3 months (it's impossible)

In total I have about 62 items, completed 26 of them so far.
 
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this is cope
 
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jagged0 said:

Literally my first sentence: "My bucket list is one of the copes that keeps me going."
 
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My bucket list is having at least 4 sex dolls around me when i sleep
 
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I "got lucky" due to alcohol so I no longer have anything I want to accomplish. The only thing that matters is getting to Heaven when I die.
 
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incelkingkong said:
put penis in vagina

Come to Europe we will find you a nice escort.
 
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ItheIthe said:
I "got lucky" due to alcohol so I no longer have anything I want to accomplish. The only thing that matters is getting to Heaven when I die.

What have you done to serve your lord Jesus Christ?


doctorcel said:
it may be a cope and normie but at least it is productive.

good luck brother

Thanks. You too bro.
 
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NEETsupreme said:
Come to Europe we will find you a nice escort.

i'm in Eastern Europe. There is no escorts sadly, only streetwalkers probably and i'm too shut-in/scared of HIV to fuck one of them. If there was a site where I could order one, i would save up some money and definitely do it.
 
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-try out every safe drug
-drive a supercar in a race track
-have sex and try my fetish

I don't really have many goals. I am already halfway with drugs.
 
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incelkingkong said:
i'm in Eastern Europe. There is no escorts sadly, only streetwalkers probably and i'm too shut-in/scared of HIV to fuck one of them. If there was a site where I could order one, i would save up some money and definitely do it.

Really? Most of the whores I fuck are from Eastern Europe. Primarily Hungary and Czech Republic. They have very low HIV rates there. Its highest in the Baltics, Ukraine and Russia but still nowhere near Africa levels.

So as long as you fuck whores infrequently (like a few times per year or once a month max), avoid the trashy ones (drug users etc), use a condom for everything (sex and blowjob), and wash your wang with soap and water after sex (hands first though), its likely you will avoid STDs including HIV. I suggest saving up some money and going to a Western country like Netherlands or Germany for a weekend vacation, its legal and somewhat safe there.

In fact HIV is the one you are least likely to catch from vaginal or oral sex with a woman. I read an article about one woman who was infected from her ex-boyfriend, she lived without treatment for 5 years with another guy whom she married. For one year they were trying to make a baby, so for at least one year straight he was fucking her regularly with no condom. The guy didn't get HIV even after 5 years of regular sex and 1 year of unprotected sex with an infected woman who had no HIV treatment to reduce the viral load.

Also, a lot of them do also use fake pics on online profiles which can often be misleading, so make sure to only use escorts with positive reviews.


CamelBlueFilters said:
-try out every safe drug
-drive a supercar in a race track
-have sex and try my fetish

I don't really have many goals. I am already halfway with drugs.

Not too much into drugs myself. But I have eaten weed brownies and I quite enjoyed those.

I have driven in a BMW M5 on the German autobahn at over 250km/h. Not quite a supercar but still very fun.

Good luck with your bucket list!
 
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oh i didn't mean HIV, i mean any sort of STD but HIV is so often mentioned as "The STD" i've wrote that accidentaly.
 
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- Die.

- Move from my shithole city to a large town a few hundred miles away.

I don't care which comes first.
 
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if you have a bucket list you are a fucking normie
 
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Good cope tbf might have to make one myself
 
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It's more like a suicidemaxx/hail mary type of plan where I travel to another country and see if I can reset my life or finally end it.
 
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- Travel to Thailand
- Workcel
- Sliding genioplasty surgery
- Fuck a ton of bitches
 
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My bucket list:

- Get plastic surgery

If that fails, or doesn't work out for any reason whatsoever, then:

- End it

Not much of a bucket list, but eh, oh well.
 
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-Surgeries
-become location independent
 
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I have none, except getting an 80s IROC-Z Camaro or an 80s truck, and getting a large one story ranch house out in the country.
 
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My bucket list is just a list of places I want to see; I think Suicide Forest in Japan should probably be the last one I visit.

Oh, and I also want to see a will-o'-the-wisp with my own 2 eyes, if any are around in the world anymore, what with swamps being wiped out and such.
 
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