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Experiment Do you goon with your left or right hand?

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  • Left

    Votes: 13 44.8%
  • Right

    Votes: 16 55.2%

  • Total voters
    29
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I scribe with my right hand and goon with my left.
 
grandma's sheets. its more nostalgic. (and phimosis friendly...).
 
Right. I try to goon with my left hand but it doesn't feel the same
 
Faggot post . Blocked kys
 
I heard that even left-handed goon with their right hand.
 
Both hands? :shock: You dick mog
No, I have a small penis. Depending on the country, below average, but with two hands it is different and sometimes that is needed.

I use organic coconut oil for that good nut. lol
 
i used to be righty then switched to my left hand because i got bored, since then i could never use my right again. Its not that left was necessarily better than right, it actually took me a while to get used to it but when i did i could never go back to right. :feelsdevil:
 
I haven't masturbated for 2-3 years but when i was i never used hands.
I used to rub my dick between two pillows for minutes.
The feeling was insane.
 
Most intelligent and thought-provoking ID thread in 2026.
 
left. I browse with right :smonk:
 
91926.jpg
 
I don’t use my hands
 
To answer the question:
When i'm standing, right hand
When I'm lying down, left hand
 
Neither my harem of stacies does it for me
 

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