I'd spit on his face for making me ugly if he was real.
no
I'm not very religious, but I do believe in god.
No
I would kill him for making me 5’4
NO
Not in a traditional sense, but yes.
God doesn't exist, is a sadistic little shithead or a weak bitch.
Why ?
Simple, in two words : Human Suffering.
If god was all powerful, all wise, all merciful, all nice and dandy, he wouldn't let babies starve, people get cancer at age 5, get run over by cars, genocides, bombings, murders, rape to little boys in the Church
and the list goes on and on and on.
So maybe he is just a weak bitch who doesn't have any power over his own creation (allegedly his own creation) ? In that case, let's overthrow him and replace him.
Usually at this point, the religious copers say shit like : "But muh freewill but muh freewill !"
To which I say : god is okay with all those terrible things and he KNOWS (since he is omniscient and all knowing and all that crap) that it's going to happen but he doesn't move a single finger to prevent it ! Worse, he knew at day one of Earth creation everything that will happen for eternity (that's what omniscience is). So he is a sadistic, evil entity that doesn't deserve be worshipped.
Still hanging there ? "HE IS TeSTIING US MeRE morTALLS !!!111"
Okay, why does he need to test us ? If we have freewill then he is not omniscient (and therefore, he is not all powerful and doesn't deserve worshipping, just an old fart in the sky above). And if he is omniscient and we don't have freewill then why does he need to test us ? By definition he already knows what's going to happen even before our first ancestor was even born. No need for tests here. And again he is allowing it to happen, and basically designed it since everything is his own doing under the belief that god is all powerful, all knowing.
And also, why would the existence of god be a reasonable thing to believe in but not a giant cheese wheel in the sky ? or the existence of dragons ? Both of these things are just a proven as the existence of god.
To conclude, the only religions that would make sense are those that say god is evil or that god(s) are just a little bit above humans but are not all powerful and all knowing and therefore don't really deserve worshipping.
Look up : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_free_will
Why ?
Simple, in two words : Human Suffering.
If god was all powerful, all wise, all merciful, all nice and dandy, he wouldn't let babies starve, people get cancer at age 5, get run over by cars, genocides, bombings, murders, rape to little boys in the Church
and the list goes on and on and on.So maybe he is just a weak bitch who doesn't have any power over his own creation (allegedly his own creation) ? In that case, let's overthrow him and replace him.
Usually at this point, the religious copers say shit like : "But muh freewill but muh freewill !"
To which I say : god is okay with all those terrible things and he KNOWS (since he is omniscient and all knowing and all that crap) that it's going to happen but he doesn't move a single finger to prevent it ! Worse, he knew at day one of Earth creation everything that will happen for eternity (that's what omniscience is). So he is a sadistic, evil entity that doesn't deserve be worshipped.
Still hanging there ? "HE IS TeSTIING US MeRE morTALLS !!!111"
Okay, why does he need to test us ? If we have freewill then he is not omniscient (and therefore, he is not all powerful and doesn't deserve worshipping, just an old fart in the sky above). And if he is omniscient and we don't have freewill then why does he need to test us ? By definition he already knows what's going to happen even before our first ancestor was even born. No need for tests here. And again he is allowing it to happen, and basically designed it since everything is his own doing under the belief that god is all powerful, all knowing.
And also, why would the existence of god be a reasonable thing to believe in but not a giant cheese wheel in the sky ? or the existence of dragons ? Both of these things are just a proven as the existence of god.
To conclude, the only religions that would make sense are those that say god is evil or that god(s) are just a little bit above humans but are not all powerful and all knowing and therefore don't really deserve worshipping.
Look up : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_free_will
Last edited:
Lolno
E
I dunno. I don't really care anymore honestly but I know if God is real, [UWSL]I'd rather he just send me to hell because he isn't worth worshipping[/UWSL]
god is lookism. normies worship chad and stacy.
Very HighIQ, English teacher gave assignment to write a essay on god I'll just copy pasta this, my college is full of religious fanatics and this'll make them seethe HARD.God doesn't exist, is a sadistic little shithead or a weak bitch.
Why ?
Simple, in two words : Human Suffering.
If god was all powerful, all wise, all merciful, all nice and dandy, he wouldn't let babies starve, people get cancer at age 5, get run over by cars, genocides, bombings, murders, rape to little boys in the Church
So maybe he is just a weak bitch who doesn't have any power over his own creation (allegedly his own creation) ? In that case, let's overthrow him and replace him.
Usually at this point, the religious copers say shit like : "But muh freewill but muh freewill !"
To which I say : god is okay with all those terrible things and he KNOWS (since he is omniscient and all knowing and all that crap) that it's going to happen but he doesn't move a single finger to prevent it ! Worse, he knew at day one of Earth creation everything that will happen for eternity (that's what omniscience is). So he is a sadistic, evil entity that doesn't deserve be worshipped.
Still hanging there ? "HE IS TeSTIING US MeRE morTALLS !!!111"
Okay, why does he need to test us ? If we have freewill then he is not omniscient (and therefore, he is not all powerful and doesn't deserve worshipping, just an old fart in the sky above). And if he is omniscient and we don't have freewill then why does he need to test us ? By definition he already knows what's going to happen even before our first ancestor was even born. No need for tests here. And again he is allowing it to happen, and basically designed it since everything is his own doing under the belief that god is all powerful, all knowing.
And also, why would the existence of god be a reasonable thing to believe in but not a giant cheese wheel in the sky ? or the existence of dragons ? Both of these things are just a proven as the existence of god.
To conclude, the only religions that would make sense are those that say god is evil or that god(s) are just a little bit above humans but are not all powerful and all knowing and therefore don't really deserve worshipping.
Look up : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_free_will
I litterally shat this in a couple minutes and I'm not even sure the wikipedia article backs up what I said or is really related.
Use at your own risk, it's coombrain prose.
I'm obviously not gonna literally copy paste this, incel talk can get me suspended. Also this argument (called some paradox or shit) is one of the most famous in atheism.
I'm glad I don't have to write essays about god at school.
Talk about learning some useless crap.
Computer science, Physics, Biology, real science for adults, that's interesting I wish I could have gone this route.
Even Linguistic and shit is interesting.
Theology ? It's Philosophy for people who like to be fed dogfood.
And they won't seethe, religious copers will cope to death and back. People will believe what they want to believe. Ideology is set in stone.
You gotta pray 5 times a day, kneel to Mecca.
You gotta wear a cross, be a good christian.
You gotta wear weird hair pieces and earn lots of shekels...
True but they'll probably hate me even more, curryland is religious AF.
I do, but i don't care about him tbh. Had too much of a shit hand dealt to me
Similar threads
Users who are viewing this thread
