Do u guys think u can ascend ?

[My Name Jeff]

truecel is sub 3 facially and below your countries average height

i dont qualify as a truecel, but i am absolutely an incel and will never ascend.

 

[HotDogCel]

truecel is sub 3 facially and below your countries average height

i dont qualify as a truecel, but i am absolutely an incel and will never ascend.

TBH I didn't know the proper definition of truecel I thought it was for incel that could never ascend cause their facial feature are too shitty or they have some physical problems (dickcel, manlet..) that really are too bad to have any hope.

 

[Runt171]

will do an experiment and use myself as the rat


I will try to ascend for one last time and if I fail again I will just &$-+ myself

So let's look at my status


Negative status
Face 4/10 rated by the user of this forum
Ethics shit skin
Neurodivergent
So traumatized from being molested by a guy that the touch of any foid around my age can make me sick and give me some levels of PTSD
Penis 10 or 11cm 4.3 inches


Positive status
Height 5.8 (174 cm)
Not a framecel (acceptable shoulder to hip ratio )
Hobbymaxxed
I do my best at sports so I'm not fat
19 still pretty young

Allright the rules
No escortmaxing ( why would I empower foids )


No jesterMaxing ( why humulate myself )

No betaboxing I'm going to choose a research based job basically all the hardship of studying stem with no actual money)

No seamaxing I will only play in my own country or the west

No cold approach I don't want to get reported to the police sorry


an acceptable girlfriend would be

No drugs
Not an land whale
Don't abuse me

Time limit : 11 years

With all the rules and a status laid out i shall begin my conquest
I will ether become a lol cow and just rope and become one of the fallen ones
Or I will struggle and

I can tell you now that its over you dont need to wait 11 years

 

[Runt171]

i dont qualify as a truecel, but i am absolutely an incel and will never ascend.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

no I have no wings

 

[Runt171]

TBH I didn't know the proper definition of truecel I thought it was for incel that could never ascend cause their facial feature are too shitty or they have some physical problems (dickcel, manlet..) that really are too bad to have any hope.

That is the definition

 

[Runt171]

I'm afraid that even normie are forced to betabux but maybe u will find a unicorn (i wish it for u bro)

Unicorns arent real

 

[Runt171]

5'4, cutecel, babyfacecel, wristcel, small handcel, honduran castizo, shitty voice.

You would be fucked either way

 

[Runt171]

White foids are actual people. Deeply flawed and retarded people, but people

Cope

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

No chance in hell (WWE CEO MCMAHON INTRO CHORUS)

 

[Animecel2D]

Hell would sooner freeze over than permit my ascension from truceldom

 

[Yunez.Belgrade]

You would be fucked either way

if i was NT, i could have some niche appeal to older foids or masculine foids that would love to dominate dudes.

 

[Yunez.Belgrade]

White foids are actual people. Deeply flawed and retarded people, but people

The most braindead of "people".

 

[Immolator]

Yes, no im not a fakecel

 

[PersonalityChad]

I mean, i can't exclude it but i highly doubt it will ever realistically happen

 

[Sigma]

Im blackpilled I know I can't ascend
(unless I geomaxx appropriately)

 

[hopeless_cel]

Iam 5'2 and curry so no potential

 

[NeverGetUp36]

I think I could maybe ascend if I fixed my crooked teeth, my hair and my skin completely. Obviously I wouldn't be a chad but maybe I can atleast reach normie level lookswise or maybe Im just inhaling copium rn

 

[gotet]

I'm a truecel
Sub 2
dickcel (hypersensitiv dick=Premature ejaculation even when I jerk + 5 inch)
5"9
No ascending ever

How do you know that you suffer from premature ejaculation if you haven't had sex?

 

[Animecel2D]

How do you know that you suffer from premature ejaculation if you haven't had sex?

Do you even fap bro

 

[gotet]

Do you even fap bro

Jerking off and having real sex must feel VERY different Bro. If he hasn't tried it how can he know?

 

[Animecel2D]

Jerking off and having real sex must feel VERY different Bro. If he hasn't tried it how can he know?

True

 

[HotDogCel]

How do you know that you suffer from premature ejaculation if you haven't had sex?

Because it happens when I masturbate I have an hypersensitiv dick I think we're talking of less that 30 seconde off jerking to finish.

 

[HotDogCel]

Do you even fap bro

yes

 

[HotDogCel]

True

I understand that u guys don't bilieve me I've browse the internet to find similar cases... I havn't found.

 

[gotet]

Because it happens when I masturbate I have an hypersensitiv dick I think we're talking of less that 30 seconde off jerking to finish.

Damn bro. You should start gooning. You can learn to last 9-10 hours and even longer

 

[TheCatMan]

By paying for it.

 

[HotDogCel]

Damn bro. You should start gooning. You can learn to last 9-10 hours and even longer

ok I searched the meaning of gooning and I can tell u that it would work for people with "psychological premature ejacultion"
There are people that cum too fast cause they have too much arousal
Other cause they "learn" to do it quickly and have to learn to take their time ...
Me it is more hypersensitivity.