Serious Do not suicide, do this instead

[ThePornographer]

I've seen tons of threads, YouTube videos, and 4chan posts about incels who want to end it all. Most guys with suicidal thoughts are rotting from the inside out, a toxic mindset that blinds them to any real path forward.

Here's my blueprint for any incel here who's seriously considering unaliving yourself:

Step 1: Don't kill yourself yet. Simple. You've survived this long—keep reading.

Step 2: Get bloodwork done to check your testosterone levels.

Then buy steroids and start with low-dose injections. Use just enough to fuel gym gains and get in shape.

Do not overdose—that's crucial for what comes next.

Step 3: Join an MMA, UFC, or boxing gym. Train like a motherfucker. Stick to the low-dose testosterone, gradually increasing as you progress—but always keep it moderate so you don't balloon into a roided-out freak (unless you're gunning for heavyweight).

Step 4: Launch your pro fighter journey. As a rage-fueled incel on test, you'll crush early matchups.

Step 5: Be loud as hell about your career. Play the ultimate underdog. Show the world you're a rule-breaking beast—bite ears like Mike Tyson, fight to kill. Build a wild personality (testosterone will make disinhibition effortless).

Step 6: Reap the rewards. Worst case? You die young from the gear. Best case? You build a massive online following, rake in cash from fans, and finally smack some ass.I'm not a suicidal incel, so I won't be following my own blueprint. But if you're truly ready to end it, give this a shot instead, and send me some Bitcoin if you blow up.

 

[Nicusor_delaBraila]

No gear for ur bones

 

[TimeMachineOrLDAR]

No gear for my frame.

 

[Serpents reign]

Bullshit there are many different factors that would contribute to this not working out for everyone I'm a 34 You're old who works a retard job and I don't have the energy anymore I'm very short and no one was going to take me seriously anyway and most normies are disgusting vile pieces of shit evil people that will go out of their way to be little you for whatever thing that they can find out about you because their own lives sucks so they bully others in order to make themselves feel better getting in physical shape doesn't matter anymore anyway this is not the caveman times I would rather just rot on my computer it is healthy to build muscle and be at a healthy normal weight I am trying to lose 80 lb myself by fasting and dieting and exercising and I spend most of my time working at a job I hate and slaving away for a bunch of foreigners that hate me but I have a gaming computer and drugs these two things kind of keep the suicide thoughts away but there are other things about life that I appreciate and enjoy which is why I decide not to kill myself but I do think the human race should go extinct and most people are shit All they do is cause problems that really shouldn't exist for me

 

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but Jeremy Meeks told me to never get up

 

[Izayacel]

Overexerting , while chad and woman dont have to do shit .

Sounds retarded .

 

[pauseforever]

Idealistic as the archetypal underdog-gets-success-story. Disregarding things like frame and height, lack of motivation may randomly set in and undo everything. But if someone less depressed does try this, I wish him luck

 

[guessthatsit]

Written by AI award

 

[Barrenwasteland2999]

I've seen tons of threads, YouTube videos, and 4chan posts about incels who want to end it all. Most guys with suicidal thoughts are rotting from the inside out, a toxic mindset that blinds them to any real path forward.

Here's my blueprint for any incel here who's seriously considering unaliving yourself:

Step 1: Don't kill yourself yet. Simple. You've survived this long—keep reading.

Step 2: Get bloodwork done to check your testosterone levels.

Then buy steroids and start with low-dose injections. Use just enough to fuel gym gains and get in shape.

Do not overdose—that's crucial for what comes next.

Step 3: Join an MMA, UFC, or boxing gym. Train like a motherfucker. Stick to the low-dose testosterone, gradually increasing as you progress—but always keep it moderate so you don't balloon into a roided-out freak (unless you're gunning for heavyweight).

Step 4: Launch your pro fighter journey. As a rage-fueled incel on test, you'll crush early matchups.

Step 5: Be loud as hell about your career. Play the ultimate underdog. Show the world you're a rule-breaking beast—bite ears like Mike Tyson, fight to kill. Build a wild personality (testosterone will make disinhibition effortless).

Step 6: Reap the rewards. Worst case? You die young from the gear. Best case? You build a massive online following, rake in cash from fans, and finally smack some ass.I'm not a suicidal incel, so I won't be following my own blueprint. But if you're truly ready to end it, give this a shot instead, and send me some Bitcoin if you blow up.

There's so many factors that aren't taken into consideration here , steroids don't exactly make you a good fighter. The one way for suicidal Incels to live is to villainmaxx and inflict pain onto society. I've been sayingI've been saying , incels NEED to become villains instead of coping

 

[ThePornographer]

Written by AI award

Corrected by AI

 

[ApocalypticKrieg666]

No

 

[Cuckoja]

And you wont achieve anything, theres millions of younger and stronger guys training mma seriously.

 

[5'4 king of khhv]

Look like gymcel shit

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

you find this funny

 

[TheNextElliotRodger]

I'm old and mid 400s. Even if I got my levels to 1000, I don't think I'd be a decent fighter. It's brutal to think that certain incel traits can predict fighting success, or lack thereof.

Facial width-to-height ratio predicts fighting success: A direct replication and extension of Zilioli et al. (2014) - PubMed

Zilioli et al. (2014) were the first to show an association between male facial width-to-height ratio (fWHR) and physical aggression and fighting ability in professional mixed-martial-arts fighters. Here, we re-examined this relationship by replicating (using all original measures) and extending...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[FentyFloyd]

Do this
Blast roids and then go into mma or ufc and beat everyone with incel rage

 

[VanGobbel]

I've seen tons of threads, YouTube videos, and 4chan posts about incels who want to end it all. Most guys with suicidal thoughts are rotting from the inside out, a toxic mindset that blinds them to any real path forward.

Here's my blueprint for any incel here who's seriously considering unaliving yourself:

Step 1: Don't kill yourself yet. Simple. You've survived this long—keep reading.

Step 2: Get bloodwork done to check your testosterone levels.

Then buy steroids and start with low-dose injections. Use just enough to fuel gym gains and get in shape.

Do not overdose—that's crucial for what comes next.

Step 3: Join an MMA, UFC, or boxing gym. Train like a motherfucker. Stick to the low-dose testosterone, gradually increasing as you progress—but always keep it moderate so you don't balloon into a roided-out freak (unless you're gunning for heavyweight).

Step 4: Launch your pro fighter journey. As a rage-fueled incel on test, you'll crush early matchups.

Step 5: Be loud as hell about your career. Play the ultimate underdog. Show the world you're a rule-breaking beast—bite ears like Mike Tyson, fight to kill. Build a wild personality (testosterone will make disinhibition effortless).

Step 6: Reap the rewards. Worst case? You die young from the gear. Best case? You build a massive online following, rake in cash from fans, and finally smack some ass.I'm not a suicidal incel, so I won't be following my own blueprint. But if you're truly ready to end it, give this a shot instead, and send me some Bitcoin if you blow up.

lmfao no trucel even has the motivation to complete step 2. You are deluded as fuck.

 

[arkaxfoidletslayer]

I've seen tons of threads, YouTube videos, and 4chan posts about incels who want to end it all. Most guys with suicidal thoughts are rotting from the inside out, a toxic mindset that blinds them to any real path forward.

Here's my blueprint for any incel here who's seriously considering unaliving yourself:

Step 1: Don't kill yourself yet. Simple. You've survived this long—keep reading.

Step 2: Get bloodwork done to check your testosterone levels.

Then buy steroids and start with low-dose injections. Use just enough to fuel gym gains and get in shape.

Do not overdose—that's crucial for what comes next.

Step 3: Join an MMA, UFC, or boxing gym. Train like a motherfucker. Stick to the low-dose testosterone, gradually increasing as you progress—but always keep it moderate so you don't balloon into a roided-out freak (unless you're gunning for heavyweight).

Step 4: Launch your pro fighter journey. As a rage-fueled incel on test, you'll crush early matchups.

Step 5: Be loud as hell about your career. Play the ultimate underdog. Show the world you're a rule-breaking beast—bite ears like Mike Tyson, fight to kill. Build a wild personality (testosterone will make disinhibition effortless).

Step 6: Reap the rewards. Worst case? You die young from the gear. Best case? You build a massive online following, rake in cash from fans, and finally smack some ass.I'm not a suicidal incel, so I won't be following my own blueprint. But if you're truly ready to end it, give this a shot instead, and send me some Bitcoin if you blow up.

this may be a total aislop but it has a great point being that many ufc fighters would be actual bottom barrel incels if it weren't for their career success. especially middle eastern shitskins