Hypocrisy Do not have a funeral

[Eternatus]

Funerals are cucked.

Leave it written in your will, to not recieve one, at least that’s how I see it. You are here for a reason, your life wasn’t meant to be celebrated. It will most likely remain like that. I don’t want people gathering around my body and larping cries at my passage, there wouldn’t be many. I wish to die where nobody could find me and decide my death, decide when my moment arrives, at my terminal stage.

And I want to be sorrounded by a beautiful silence, in a cold moonlight in the frost of the snow, lifeless on an imperishable fog, consumed by the subsoil.

My corpse will find romanticism in a life where my living self could never even fathom it.

 

[Animecel2D]

It’s ok I can’t afford one

 

[Emba]

The state will not buy mine fun ERal. I will be a powder, in a bag, in a box, on a shelf, in a storage room that no one visits.

Or ate by my pets, and/or birds and bugs...

 

[Eternatus]

The state will not buy mine fun ERal. I will be a powder, in a bag, in a box, on a shelf, in a storage room that no one visits.

Or ate by my pets, and/or birds and bugs...

I just don’t want to be “handled”, disposed. You never come to terms with the things your corpse goes through after death. PEOPLE are gonna manage my dead remains and I hate it, I wish to be covered in permafrost for eternity.

 

[Emba]

I just don’t want to be “handled”, disposed. You never come to terms with the things your corpse goes through after death. PEOPLE are gonna manage my dead remains and I hate it, I wish to be covered in permafrost for eternity.

Permafrost? Thats cool.


I'd rather be more useful post-life.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I want to be cryogenically frozen

 

[FuckYou]

I won’t be here for my funeral so I don’t care about it.

 

[Eternatus]

I want to be cryogenically frozen

And keep doing this?

 

[FastBlast]

I just don’t want to be “handled”, disposed. You never come to terms with the things your corpse goes through after death. PEOPLE are gonna manage my dead remains and I hate it, I wish to be covered in permafrost for eternity.

This is actually one of biggest the reasons why I am afraid of death. Not the process of dying or nonexistence, but the thought of someone finding and handling my body after I am dead

 

[leafblown]

I'm gonna do heroin on a boat and tie heavy chains to myself and jump in

 

[Solid State]

I would not like a "funeral" so much as some sort of "marker" somewhere that people can take or leave at their leisure...like a tree next to a stone bench that people can sit at...and the tree should be a very long-lived species that should be allowed to get huge, like an oak or American persimmon.

Part of the fun would be to enhance the feeling of "liminality" by putting it in some random clearing or field somewhere with no explicable reason as to why it is there with no path to it.

You could have a small, engraved metal sign next to the tree that says "Hi, I'm (my IRL name) the tree!"

 

[starved manlet]

i want to die in beautiful beach or a giant mountain side the view always makes me forget about my pathetic life and just admire the beauty of nature

 

[Tempest]

man I want some little critters to eat my corpse and for my nutrients to just return to the soil