Serious Do foids use cats for sexual reasons?

[tehgymcel420]

We all know what they do with dogs... but what about cats? Foids love keeping lots of cats.

Cat penises are too small, do they maybe use the cat's tail to hit the cervix and the g spot? Cat's have rough tongues, do they get pleasure when the cat licks their clit? Also they don't need to put anything on their flaps to get the cat to lick it since cats are already drawn to the smell of seafood.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Cats are for when they need to use their “motherly” instincts to take care of something. Dogs are kept by foids for fucking, not cats afaik.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

BubbaGum...?

Very well!

 

[depressedblackcel]

Cats are for when they need to use their “motherly” instincts to take care of something. Dogs are kept by foids for fucking, not cats afaik.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Cats are for when they need to use their “motherly” instincts to take care of something. Dogs are kept by foids for fucking, not cats afaik.

What about cubs?

 

[LesscoBlob]

Bumping the thread

 

[kek1]

They masturbate their cats when the cats are in heat

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

What about cubs?

They're hibernating.

 

[tehgymcel420]

They masturbate their cats when the cats are in heat

What about their male cats?

 

[LesscoBlob]

They're hibernating.

Interesting.

 

[kek1]

What about their male cats?

Idk. Their penis is too tiny but also too dangerous to sexualize

 

[tehgymcel420]

Idk. Their penis is too tiny but also too dangerous to sexualize

I think foids want to fuck a cat with a spiny penis, maybe they'll start trying to fuck lions and tigers.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

What about cubs?

Idk

 

[LesscoBlob]

Idk

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[Copexodius Maximus]

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[LesscoBlob]

I AM GOING TO ITMAXX AND DERANGEMAXX MY WAY OUT OF MY DESTROYED DICKCEL

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I AM GOING TO ITMAXX AND DERANGEMAXX MY WAY OUT OF MY DESTROYED DICKCEL

You destroyed your dick?

 

[LesscoBlob]

You destroyed your dick?

I HAVE HAD TO HAVE 2 SURGERIES BECAUSE OF SUBHUMAN GROWTHS IN MY DICK (MY DAD HAD THE SAME, BUT HE ONLY NEEDED 1 SURGERY).
I FUCKING HATE MY DICK SO FUCKING MUCH (actually happened, I'm not schizoposting)

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I HAVE HAD TO HAVE 2 SURGERIES BECAUSE OF SUBHUMAN GROWTHS IN MY DICK (MY DAD HAD THE SAME, BUT HE ONLY NEEDED 1 SURGERY).
I FUCKING HATE MY DICK SO FUCKING MUCH (actually happened, I'm not schizoposting)

What kind of growth?

 

[LesscoBlob]

What kind of growth?

1. Was a turmor (what my dad had) on the head of dick
2. Frenulum got fucked up. Basically it didn't grow properly.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

1. Was a turmor (what my dad had) on the head of dick
2. Frenulum got fucked up. Basically it didn't grow properly.

Isn’t that cancer?

 

[Nemesis]

I think foids want to fuck a cat with a spiny penis, maybe they'll start trying to fuck lions and tigers.

And pigs, but they have spring penises

 

[LesscoBlob]

Isn’t that cancer?

It was a small benign tumour (more like excess growth) which was removed mainly for cosmetic reasons. Because it made my dick look insanely hideous.
I don't have a lot more information about that specific (1st surgery), because I had it when I was 6 years old. I do remember the unbearable pain and pissing blood though.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Interesting.

 

[Nemesis]

Is that a part of the lesbianpill? It's about pussy. When foid deson't find chad, she likes pussy. This makes sense

 

[Nemesis]

CHANG

 

[LesscoBlob]

To be honest, I'm happy for him, even if he didn't ascend.
Good for him honestly.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

CHANG

Gymcels, this awaits you after your workout:

 

[svgmn1]

foids don't like cats for sexual reasons. it's just feline halo, felines have the best looks, canids have the best dick. and that's all they think about, looks and fucking dicks

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

We all know what they do with dogs... but what about cats? Foids love keeping lots of cats.

Cat penises are too small, do they maybe use the cat's tail to hit the cervix and the g spot? Cat's have rough tongues, do they get pleasure when the cat licks their clit? Also they don't need to put anything on their flaps to get the cat to lick it since cats are already drawn to the smell of seafood.

Probably, mang

 

[svgmn1]

foids don't like cats for sexual reasons. it's just feline halo, feline have the best looks, canids have the best dick. and that's all they think about, looks and fucking dicks

you will rarely see a foid having interest about animals that have neither like spiders or small turtles. foids fascinate a lot about riding a horse though and will tell you all the bullshit reasons but in reality they want to ride horses because a horse looks good, riding a horse stimulates vag arousal and because horses have gigantic penises.

 

[Man]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7HJMBdGVdqM

 

[kek1]

Foids probably get sexual with their cats in heat, since cats get really horny and sexual when they are in heat. Foids get really excited and happy when they masturbate their cats in heat, because foids like being sexual with animals.

 

[nonononono]

I HAVE HAD TO HAVE 2 SURGERIES BECAUSE OF SUBHUMAN GROWTHS IN MY DICK (MY DAD HAD THE SAME, BUT HE ONLY NEEDED 1 SURGERY).
I FUCKING HATE MY DICK SO FUCKING MUCH (actually happened, I'm not schizoposting)

I AM GOING TO ITMAXX AND DERANGEMAXX MY WAY OUT OF MY DESTROYED DICKCEL

I have dickcel too I used some device off the internet to lengthen it but it destroyed my glans and it doesn't get hard and doesn't have pleasure nerve endings at all anymore

 

[LesscoBlob]

I have dickcel too I used some device off the internet to lengthen it but it destroyed my glans and it doesn't get hard and doesn't have pleasure nerve endings at all anymore

Penis Enlargement is a big fat scam.

 

[nonononono]

Penis Enlargement is a big fat scam.

Actually jelqing does work it enlarged my dick slightly and made it asymmetric so it does work but I think you have to be high iq and not get lost in forum rabbitholes and not be in a hurry if I knew what I knew now i would just pull on my dick for 30min every day i think it might work

 

[LesscoBlob]

Actually jelqing does work it enlarged my dick slightly and made it asymmetric so it does work but I think you have to be high iq and not get lost in forum rabbitholes and not be in a hurry if I knew what I knew now i would just pull on my dick for 30min every day i think it might work

Jelquing can seriously dmagae of your dick.

 

[tehgymcel420]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7HJMBdGVdqM

Over for roast beefs

 

[Orzmund]

Comfort?

 

[erenyeager]

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[Indari]

knajjd does

 

[ButterToast]

I remember seeing a thread about how foids like pain, it could be possible they use cats too. I dont see the appeal of it though. Those disgusting things will use hairbrushes though so

 

[tehgymcel420]

knajjd does

over

 

[runforrest]

 

[Indari]

felines are highly attracted to fesikh