Discussion Do British people even exist?

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Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.

Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.

There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.

What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .

 

[Cryotron]

Do British people actually exist in reality? I mean, they must be some sort of meme, because there is not a shred of evidence to support their existence.

Let us examine the evidence: where do they come from? No country in the world bears the name "Britain". Some claim that they originate from England, but if this were true, they would be called "Englanders", not "British". There are also ridiculous theories about their origin from whales. No, whales do not give birth to human beings. Whales inhabit the sea.

The consensus is that British people hail from Europe, but this leaves us with an entire continent of potential origins, which is as good as having no origin at all. What do they eat? Each country has at least one staple dish, even the United States has its burgers. But these enigmatic British people - what do they consume? Some associate them with tea, but tea is an Asian beverage. Shouldn't their origins be in Europe? One of these hypotheses must be incorrect. To me, this all seems highly improbable.

And what language do they speak? I dare you to find a so-called "British" person who speaks their native tongue. Most simply speak broken English. Yes, English. How suspicious is that? I even delved deeper into the matter. Perhaps British people simply sound like English speakers, much like Spanish sounds like Portuguese to non-speakers. So I searched for a "British dictionary" online and was shocked to find that every word therein was American. I am not joking. The implications of this are beyond my comprehension, but I can confidently assert that British people do not exist.

 

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Ask this when a british unit is firing at you from lee enfields, from the comfort of your bedroom ofc you'd get no good answer

 

[Kimchicel]

All the people i met there hated the term "British" so much. They always say "There is no such thing as British" - i'm still not sure if they hate the word per se or just the generalisation.

I'm low IQ and still don't understand what's the difference between the UK and Britain. And what makes me more confused is they also sometimes use the word "Britain" too. Could any bongcels here explain this?

 

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All the people i met there hated the term "British" so much. They always say "There is no such thing as British" - i'm still not sure if they hate the word per se or just the generalisation.

I'm low IQ and still don't understand what's the difference between the UK and Britain. And what makes me more confused is they also sometimes use the word "Britain" too. Could any bongcels here explain this?

Britain ruled the seas, UK is a post industrial cold shithole, ofc people hate the chad between the two

 

[PersonalityChad]

No, they're a MI6 psyop