I went to hospital and was waiting for doctor in the end of corridor. There was magazine table near me. I overheard weird noises and looked at the source of them. It was 5000 kg landwhale barely walking while holding on wheelchair. It slowly approached the magazine table and started searchig through it. The sight was disgusting so I walked about 5 meters away. And then it farted. The sound was like in those cheap american comedies. I thanked all the gods I wasn’t near when it happened
