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1. You can have an argument with a human (male).
-If you are disagreeing with a "female" on the internet and you have gone more than 2 or 3 replies without a, "we're never going to convince each other, so let's just agree to disagree" or, "I'm done responding to you" or, "Byeeeeeeee!," the person you are talking to is a male LARPing as a femoid. A real femoid will not engage in rational discourse with you.
2. A human can insult something other than things to do with your sexuality
-When a femoid wants to insult you, it will invariably head straight for the size of your genitals and your (lack of) sexual prowess. It will say you have a small/tiny dick and/or balls. It may also say that no femoid will fuck you with that attitude/mock you for no femoid being willing to fuck you. This is because femoids know that they are sex objects, no matter how much they protest to the contrary. A femoid's only value is its holes, and femoids realize how important being able to access femoid holes is to a human.
3. A human can acknowledge unpleasant truths about the world without an agenda
-A femoid will only say something is unpleasant when it wants something from you ("rights"). A femoid will never acknowledge that life is meaningless, or that some people are destined to be alone, or that romantic love is a Hollywood fantasy, or that animals don't have actual personalities, or that college is worthless, or that you can't cure acne with crushed avocado masks and pumpkin enzymes, or that their children aren't special.
4. A femoid has no political convictions
-Is the femoid a Democrat, Republican, or Independent? Well, it all depends on what Chad is. The moment that militant purple-haired feminist gets hit on by Cowboy Chad, she realizes that she's actually a rootin' tootin' Trump-lovin' redneck. The moment that sweet, innocent, Bible-thumping foid from Texas gets hit on by Northeast atheist Chad, she thinks religion is evil. A human has real beliefs; beliefs that don't just come from what is most comfortable to convince yourself of.
5. A human can empathize with anything. A femoid can only empathize with attractive things.
-To a femoid, if something is ugly, the pain and suffering are deserved, and the ugly thing is worthless. Foids believe children, animals, Chads, and Chad Lites can feel pain. Incels can not.
6. A foid believes that morality for its decisions is based on what it felt when it did it
-Yeah, "cheating is wrong," but you just don't understand what the foid was feeling at the time. If only you could be inside the foid's microchip and see things from the foid's perspective. OK. Yeah, Chad Lite was great. He was wonderful, even. But then Chad came around and he was so charismatic and charming, and his jaw line was so strong and had such an incredible personality. The foid knew it was "wrong," but it felt so right. It's not like you think. It's not what it looks like. It didn't mean anything. It's really your fault anyway. Why can't you see that? If only you could understand how the foid felt.
7. A foid expects you to read its mind because the foid thinks it can
-The foid is "gifted," after all. It has often thought about becoming a psychic. The universe is a magical, mystical place where people are giving off "vibes" and 6th sense phenomena all the time. The foid can sense it. And it knows you can too, because the foid is solipsistic. If you're not reading the foid's mind, it's because you're a selfish prick who isn't trying.
-If you are disagreeing with a "female" on the internet and you have gone more than 2 or 3 replies without a, "we're never going to convince each other, so let's just agree to disagree" or, "I'm done responding to you" or, "Byeeeeeeee!," the person you are talking to is a male LARPing as a femoid. A real femoid will not engage in rational discourse with you.
2. A human can insult something other than things to do with your sexuality
-When a femoid wants to insult you, it will invariably head straight for the size of your genitals and your (lack of) sexual prowess. It will say you have a small/tiny dick and/or balls. It may also say that no femoid will fuck you with that attitude/mock you for no femoid being willing to fuck you. This is because femoids know that they are sex objects, no matter how much they protest to the contrary. A femoid's only value is its holes, and femoids realize how important being able to access femoid holes is to a human.
3. A human can acknowledge unpleasant truths about the world without an agenda
-A femoid will only say something is unpleasant when it wants something from you ("rights"). A femoid will never acknowledge that life is meaningless, or that some people are destined to be alone, or that romantic love is a Hollywood fantasy, or that animals don't have actual personalities, or that college is worthless, or that you can't cure acne with crushed avocado masks and pumpkin enzymes, or that their children aren't special.
4. A femoid has no political convictions
-Is the femoid a Democrat, Republican, or Independent? Well, it all depends on what Chad is. The moment that militant purple-haired feminist gets hit on by Cowboy Chad, she realizes that she's actually a rootin' tootin' Trump-lovin' redneck. The moment that sweet, innocent, Bible-thumping foid from Texas gets hit on by Northeast atheist Chad, she thinks religion is evil. A human has real beliefs; beliefs that don't just come from what is most comfortable to convince yourself of.
5. A human can empathize with anything. A femoid can only empathize with attractive things.
-To a femoid, if something is ugly, the pain and suffering are deserved, and the ugly thing is worthless. Foids believe children, animals, Chads, and Chad Lites can feel pain. Incels can not.
6. A foid believes that morality for its decisions is based on what it felt when it did it
-Yeah, "cheating is wrong," but you just don't understand what the foid was feeling at the time. If only you could be inside the foid's microchip and see things from the foid's perspective. OK. Yeah, Chad Lite was great. He was wonderful, even. But then Chad came around and he was so charismatic and charming, and his jaw line was so strong and had such an incredible personality. The foid knew it was "wrong," but it felt so right. It's not like you think. It's not what it looks like. It didn't mean anything. It's really your fault anyway. Why can't you see that? If only you could understand how the foid felt.
7. A foid expects you to read its mind because the foid thinks it can
-The foid is "gifted," after all. It has often thought about becoming a psychic. The universe is a magical, mystical place where people are giving off "vibes" and 6th sense phenomena all the time. The foid can sense it. And it knows you can too, because the foid is solipsistic. If you're not reading the foid's mind, it's because you're a selfish prick who isn't trying.