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Experiment Did your quest for sex ever get you beat up?

Did it?

  • Almost

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • No

    Votes: 23 60.5%
  • I nearly died

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Total voters
    38
SmugMohito

SmugMohito

Evil angel/Righteous demon
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Long story short. I snuck into some party and saw Tyrone and some blonde girl making out. She wanted him and said she was going to wait for him to get ready in the room. 3 minutes later and he still wasn't out yet. I decided to do the only thing a blackcel would do in my position and take his place. I was able to get my dick out but before I could approach the girl a Chad stopped me. Him screaming at me caused the Stacey to get up and shout "WHAT THE FUCK" and that caused a bunch of other Chads and Staceys to come in the room. I ended up jumping out the window.

I have a full story that goes into detail about it.
 
That chad is a cuck, he rather have tyrone fuck the stacy than you.
 
The fuck? lol.
 
That chad is a cuck, he rather have tyrone fuck the stacy than you.
I'm not quite sure what happened to be honest. Either he was a friend of Tyrone and noticed it was me or they were about to fuck in Chad's room without his permission.
 
i kinda wanna hear the full story tbh
 
i kinda wanna hear the full story tbh
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
 
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
Either total LARP or you're a hero but I'll choose to believe this in my heart.
 
@SmugMohito Where you even from nigga? And are you like a short "White acting/sounding" black guy or something?
 
You can say the country though lmao, i'll happily say my city
LONDON
Can never be too safe. According to your average cuck, this would count as rape.
 
Can never be too safe. According to your average cuck, this would count as rape.
it wasn't even rape cause you didn't even stick your dick in her lmao, you were just going to cup her butt and poke it a llittle:feelstrash::feelstrash::feelstrash:
 
it wasn't even rape cause you didn't even stick your dick in her lmao, you were just going to cup her butt and poke it a llittle:feelstrash::feelstrash::feelstrash:
Nah I was planning to fuck her. While I was walking up I was contemplating eating her out first too.
 
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
For some reason I picture you as Chris from “ Everybody Hates Chris “ lmao

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confirmation this is not blackletcel or princeofcope again
 
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Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
l conflicted weather I believe this or not but I’ll take u on your word .if this did happen I would’ve at least stuck my tip in first and a couple thrusts then dip.
 
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.

Dude said he jumped out the window :feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah:
 
I really hope this is real lol
 
He once implied Tasha gave him a blowjob once.
Forreal? Which ep? I remember he got rejected by the girl he really liked .Early blackpills I miss the old shows like the boondocks , etc
 
Forreal? Which ep? I remember he got rejected by the girl he really liked .Early blackpills I miss the old shows like the boondocks , etc
The one where he asked her if she would be his boyfriend. When him and Greg met at school he whispered what she did to him earlier. I dropped the show after that.

I bond with loser characters and when I find out they aren't virgins anymore I hate them. That's why I dropped Steve Smith and American dad and Black(ish) and Junior.
 
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
too bad you didn't get to smash
 
too bad you didn't get to smash
I probably wouldn't have got far. I just wanted to stick my tip in. We were both wearing the same black hoodie with white letters on it. So if she was drunk enough I might have got away with it.


Damn. I just realized I should have locked Tyrone in the bathroom and then locked the room door. :rage:
 
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
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I've never been beaten up. Or close to it. Knowing how to fight and looking scary helps a lot
 
That's some pro ninja skill you got there. If you have managed to do this without getting spotted by Chad you'd be like sam fisher of ninja sex
 
That's some pro ninja skill you got there. If you have managed to do this without getting spotted by Chad you'd be like sam fisher of ninja sex
Thanks. It's the only reason why I keep my legs /fit/.
 
Okay.


This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.
EscapeArtistCel. How far was the jump. Were you on the ground floor.
 
even incel nigs are more low inhib than volcel white cucks. it's almost as if races are different
 

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