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This one time these two Staceys were at my mall and they were talking about a party. I knew they weren't going to invite me. I'm an ugly nerd they don't even know. I decided to follow these two Staceys there (my ninja game is legit) and it was filled to the brim with 7/10s. The girls were pretty and the guys mogged me. I had to put my hoodie on and stealthily stand on my tip toes. I tried talking to girls but when it wasn't my hoodie failing me it was them being turned off by my voice or height. I looked 12. I got one pity conversation with some foid (when I left I could hear her and her friend giggling and whispering about me in the background. Almost triggered my waterworks).10 minutes of hell later this Tyrone and Blonde couple stopped kissing (they were furiously making out this whole time) and the girl (they were both drunk off their asses) said she would wait for him in the other room. It was the closest I was going to get so I decided to peek through the doorway and watch them. When I finally got upstairs I saw her completely naked. Her butt was in the air and her face was buried in the pillow. 3 minutes later and Tyrone still wasn't out of the bathroom. It made me seethe with rage that he could get hot girls like that and keep them waiting like that while I have to hide and watch. Swallowing that rage I did the only thing a blackcel would do in our position and decided to pretend I was him. She heard me walk up and wiggled her butt a little. I got my zipper out and got my penny out of the underwear hole thing. I was ready to cup her ass but then Chad came up and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". The girl jumped up, looked at me and said the same. Then Tyrone came. Next thing I knew, a bunch of Chads and Staceys were there. Starring at me with my raging boner sticking out of my zipper hole. Tyrone, Chad and their friends were approaching me with this "you're dead, kid" face so I jumped out the window.