Serious Did Your Father Give You the Sex Talk?

[Vainglorious]

My father is a handsome Chad. He doesn't get me; I don't get him. He was a star athlete, then in the Army, then a cop, now a lobbyist for a cop union. Alpha male shit. I'm tall, super skinny, clumsy, introverted, and ugly. I know he's embarrassed by me and by the fact I've never had a gf or even been on a date. He walked in on me fapping to gangbang porn when I was 14 (I'm 20 now). Very embarrassing, I wanted to die, but he was proud of me and happy I wasn't a faggot. Then he gave me "the talk." He said since I was looking at porn that I must know how it all works, so he told me (as I remember it):

"Get all the pussy you can get but don't start fucking until you're 16. Always use a rubber so you don't knock her up or catch anything. If you ever feel some bumps when you stick your dick in, it's genital warts and you need to pull out and leave."

Then he gave me a slap on the back and said he wouldn't tell my mom he caught me jacking. At the time, it felt good that my father was finally talking to me sorta man-to-man and that he believed that I could get a girl. We had a "moment." But I wasn't so sure, and the rest of high school, with one humiliation after another, confirmed I was right that I'd never get any pussy, and my father finally figured that out, too, and now I disgust him.

So, did your father give you the talk or did he figure what's the point? Is he a Chad, chad-lite, or incel? What did he say? Did he talk to you like you were a Chad (or potentially could be one) like my father did? I'm curious how it was for you.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

No. My dad while I was in school told me I wasn't allowed to get a girlfriend because it would distract from my studies.

Then I ended up not getting a girlfriend but instead got depression which distracted me from my studies.

Thanks dad.

 

[Crustaciouse]

He just assumed I would get laid easily and have girlfriends even though he never had a gf and had to rely on an arraigned marriage.

 

[KillingJoke]

Dad's a black Chadlite, my looks weren't the problem just my mental issues and well being black. Dad has always hated me from a young age, we've had a total of 5 conversations. In the last one, I beat the shit out of him after he said I was his biggest mistake and was sent to juvenile detention. He didn't press charges on the condition that I was emancipated. He never spoke to me again and it's been 4 years since.

 

[Deleted member 250]

. Dad has always hated me from a young age. I beat the shit out of him

JFL
I bet he dosen't talk shit about you now

 

[builderseed]

Nope, he left before I even hit puberty. Learned everything I know about sex from porn and overhearing normie conversations. Also, Wikipedia.

 

[Deleted member 250]

My dad always tries to talk to me about girls all the time, he still thinks it's the 70/80s and refers to girls as "young broads"

 

[KillingJoke]

My dad always tries to talk to me about girls all the time, he still thinks it's the 70/80s and refers to girls as "young broads"

Knowing him he's saying some tough shit now. He used to physically abuse me while younger, if I see him again I'll just enjoy the feeling of making him feel little and weak like he did to me for all those years.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Nope. He just berates me for not having a girlfriend and tries to bluepill me.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

My father doesn’t give a shit and knows it’s over for me. He didn’t care that I skipped my graduation or went to prom and knows that I don’t do alcohol.

 

[Mainländer]

No. I didn't know you were able to pull your foreskin back till age 14, that's how ignorant about sex I was. Have related it here already.

 

[blackcel]

The closest thing I got to a sex talk was my mother handing me condoms after she saw my cum encrusted PJs.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Never got one. But some time later they did emphasize to me "you only go around this carousel once" so obviously they were worried (and I'm sure still are).

 

[childhoodmemories]

Around the age of 19-20 my folks started worrying about me not having a girlfriend or even talking about girls. I think at some point my dad was genuinely worried I was gay, so he and my mom kind of tried getting me acquainted with daughters of their friends / neighbors, roughly my age, but it was basically useless due to my absolute social anxiety multiplied by being ugly and fat af, and having no idea of how to even talk to a girl. None of these "arranged girls" could stand me past first 30 minutes. At some point I guess my parents simply gave up on me for good.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Surprisingly for a Catholic, my father explained the biology of sexual intercourse in detail to me. Nothing about how to act, nothing on when’s the right time or anything. I guess he knew even then there wasn’t hope.

 

[IronMike]

No. My dad while I was in school told me I wasn't allowed to get a girlfriend because it would distract from my studies.

Then I ended up not getting a girlfriend but instead got depression which distracted me from my studies.

Thanks dad.

 

[Weirdcel]

Never talked to dad about sex, or much of anything really. The amount of words I've spoken to him in my 26 years of existence is probably less than my post count.

 

[Deleted member 126]

My parents never gave me the talk. They have also never asked me about a girlfriend.

 

[Colly]

My parents never gave me the talk. They have also never asked me about a girlfriend.

 

[Stoiccel]

Nope. He just berates me for not having a girlfriend and tries to bluepill me.

 

[Stoiccel]

My parents never gave me the talk. They have also never asked me about a girlfriend.

They know the truth.

 

[zerozerozero]

error 404 father not found

 

[ISSGOD]

My mother gave me the sex talk. It was her giving me a bunch of condoms and saying "Don't knock up any girls". I kind of chuckled as I knew they were not going to get used nor were they. I was like 14 or 15 at the time.

 

[Deleted member 1499]

Nope.

 

[MagisterMalum]

My sex training was finding my father's VCR porn tapes, getting caught, getting my ass whipped and told I was disgusting, getting caught AGAIN, getting my ass whooped again and told I was disgusting...and I would no longer be allowed to be home alone.

Good times...

 

[_incelinside]

Nope. It is assumed I will remain celibate until I get an arranged marriage in my late 20s

 

[Vainglorious]

My sex training was finding my father's VCR porn tapes, getting caught, getting my ass whipped and told I was disgusting, getting caught AGAIN, getting my ass whooped again and told I was disgusting...and I would no longer be allowed to be home alone.

Good times...

That really sucks. Every boy is curious about porn. Not your fault your dad had it in the house.

 

[TheLivingFailure]

He didn't give me the talk. I think he knew from the start that I would end up like this.

 

[Deleted member 5653]

No, i have never talked about those things with any human being.

 

[mang0]

I'm tall

so you're a volcel

gtfo

 

[grayjedi90]

My father is a handsome Chad. He doesn't get me; I don't get him. He was a star athlete, then in the Army, then a cop, now a lobbyist for a cop union. Alpha male shit. I'm tall, super skinny, clumsy, introverted, and ugly. I know he's embarrassed by me and by the fact I've never had a gf or even been on a date. He walked in on me fapping to gangbang porn when I was 14 (I'm 20 now). Very embarrassing, I wanted to die, but he was proud of me and happy I wasn't a faggot. Then he gave me "the talk." He said since I was looking at porn that I must know how it all works, so he told me (as I remember it):

"Get all the pussy you can get but don't start fucking until you're 16. Always use a rubber so you don't knock her up or catch anything. If you ever feel some bumps when you stick your dick in, it's genital warts and you need to pull out and leave."

Then he gave me a slap on the back and said he wouldn't tell my mom he caught me jacking. At the time, it felt good that my father was finally talking to me sorta man-to-man and that he believed that I could get a girl. We had a "moment." But I wasn't so sure, and the rest of high school, with one humiliation after another, confirmed I was right that I'd never get any pussy, and my father finally figured that out, too, and now I disgust him.

So, did your father give you the talk or did he figure what's the point? Is he a Chad, chad-lite, or incel? What did he say? Did he talk to you like you were a Chad (or potentially could be one) like my father did? I'm curious how it was for you.

The internet taught me everything i needed to know about sex and i think once or twice we had sex education in school.

 

[Adamski]

He did, yes. I think I was about 12 or so and he just casually bought up a bunch of "safe sex" type stuff in conversation, with much of it based around "funny" anecdotes from his own dating past. It made me very uncomfortable (and I could sense he was too), but clearly he felt he had to do it. Its a completely irrelevant thing to talk about in the age of the internet, especially as 99% of guys have watched thousands of hours of hardcore porn by the age of 13 or so.

 

[RottingThroat]

My father (I assume) never wanted kids, so he didn't care about (sex) education.

My mother never talked to me about sex, she just asked me few times if I have a girlfriend or if I even like girls. Ironically I couldn't go to parties, to have a job besides school, nor hang out with friends. Only social contact I had was school where I was bullied. No surprise I didn't have a girlfriend. No surprise I have now awkward social behavior.

EDIT: Only sex ed I got was from some Christian weirdo teaching at our school and from watching porn online.

 

[Izayacel]

no father for me , im fucked

 

[Ghost]

My father is a handsome Chad. He doesn't get me; I don't get him. He was a star athlete, then in the Army, then a cop, now a lobbyist for a cop union. Alpha male shit. I'm tall, super skinny, clumsy, introverted, and ugly. I know he's embarrassed by me and by the fact I've never had a gf or even been on a date. He walked in on me fapping to gangbang porn when I was 14 (I'm 20 now). Very embarrassing, I wanted to die, but he was proud of me and happy I wasn't a faggot. Then he gave me "the talk." He said since I was looking at porn that I must know how it all works, so he told me (as I remember it):

"Get all the pussy you can get but don't start fucking until you're 16. Always use a rubber so you don't knock her up or catch anything. If you ever feel some bumps when you stick your dick in, it's genital warts and you need to pull out and leave."

Then he gave me a slap on the back and said he wouldn't tell my mom he caught me jacking. At the time, it felt good that my father was finally talking to me sorta man-to-man and that he believed that I could get a girl. We had a "moment." But I wasn't so sure, and the rest of high school, with one humiliation after another, confirmed I was right that I'd never get any pussy, and my father finally figured that out, too, and now I disgust him.

So, did your father give you the talk or did he figure what's the point? Is he a Chad, chad-lite, or incel? What did he say? Did he talk to you like you were a Chad (or potentially could be one) like my father did? I'm curious how it was for you.

Your dad sounds better than my dad.

My dad wasn't really there and when he gets involved in my life, can't even have a civil conversation with him for 10 minutes.

He was a major asshole and he used to punch me until I showed the will to physically fight him. He stopped getting physical with me since I turned 13 or so. At that age, I already had a lot of aggression factor and he realized he won't come out unscathed if he fights me.

 

[guerillahubris]

Nope, conservative muslim background. He never really talks to me anyway. Even if i was him i wouldnt know wtf to talk about lol. I guess he messed up by non being close since i was a kid now its too awkward to try to build any close father son type bond when im an adult