Did you ever wonder why foids are loud during sex?

[Angry_runt]

Okay, scientists call this moaning during sex "female copulatory vocalization". They say that in non-human primates (monkeys and apes that share 96% DNA with us), the purpose of female copulatory vocalization is:

to attract other males, allowing multiple mating acts and creating paternity confusion among the males involved

which also results in

sperm competition, and therefore fulfills the additional function of obtaining high quality sperm

Another purpose of it is:

the female might provoke mate guarding behavior in their initial mate. This 'parental concentration', has two outcomes. Firstly, the male might be of high quality, allowing him to fend off those that were attracted by the call. In that case the female has not only gained someone who can protect her and who prevents infanticide through other males, but this also means that she was inseminated by a specimen with potentially good genes. Secondly, if the male fails to successfully guard her, she will mate with the newly arrived males, hence inciting sperm competition and paternity confusion (again preventing attacks on her offspring, as well as increasing her likelihood of obtaining high quality sperm). The calls produced by the female also carries information about the status of the male with whom she was copulating, thus allowing her to influence the likelihood of other males approaching.

To cut the long story short, scientists say that in non-human primates the purpose of females being loud during sex is to attract other males and potentially mate with them if they are superior.

You'd think given that we share 96% of the DNA with these apes, that the purpose of human female moaning during sex would be similar, but surprise surprise the scientists claim there is a myriad of completely different reasons:

Theories are more diverse in regard to women’s sexual vocalizing.

like

By exciting her partner with her vocalizations and bringing about his orgasm at that point, she helps ensure that the seminal pool is available for her cervix to dip into as her vagina relaxes after her orgasm.

and

Copulatory vocalizations may also be a type of mate retention behaviour.

and

they vocalized during intercourse to make their man ejaculate more quickly

and I shit you not

It is also possible that some vocalizations are due to hyperventilation.

Such mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious conclusion.

So... if you ever ascend and the foid is loud when you're fucking her, know that she's doing it to attract superior men she can fuck instead. Maybe she's not hoping for that consciously, but that's the kernel the foid operating system is running on. Never forget this.

 

[FinnCel]

Jfl you ascend and immediately get cucked

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Jfl you ascend and immediately get cucked

This is ultimately the case for anyone that "ascends". Its chad or nothing.

 

[Insomniac]

Jfl you ascend and immediately get cucked

Ascension is the gateway to cuckoldry.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

So... If they are quiet when you fuck them... you win?

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

So... If they are quiet when you fuck them... you win?

Lmfao this thread op was written by an adderall abuser

 

[AnimalofPrey]

humans are just apes you stupid fundies, but this is different

 

[Michael15651]

Everything is so clear now

 

[Cuyen]

Damn man fuck this shit everyday I hate foids more and more

 

[GameDevCel]

tl dr: they moan calling for chad

 

[RopeMaXXer]

I'm going to play devil's advocate and say that those 4% make shitton of difference.
Bonobos are completely different in their sexual behaviour and it would be a mistake to model our understanding on them.
That being said, that seems like a plausible explanation.
Honestly I thought it was just a narcissistic display, a performance for herself and her partner.
Tho, who cares, this changes nothing, women are still narcisstic whores regardless of explanation

 

[Atavistic Autist]

they vocalized during intercourse to make their man ejaculate more quickly

This actually does happen! Foids moan in order to make their hubby cucks ejaculate quicker, since they don't enjoy the experience of having sex with them.

However, this isn't incompatible with understanding a foid's moans as an invitation for a male with superior genetics to mog their partner. In fact, it could be exactly the subtext!

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Ascension is the gateway to cuckoldry.

tesla iq

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

it doesn't surprise me if that's how it worked during prehistoric times

nature is disgusting and wants to conserve as much energy as possible, if a prehistoric woman, during food shortages, wasted heat and energy getting turned on and wet and ready, she'll want to make the most of that energy and thus encourage a fuckathon around her filthy ready cunt

 

[Deleted member 12355]

So... If they are quiet when you fuck them... you win?

 

[Deleted member 6657]

A woman's scream is a call to violence. This is my conclusion from reading OP.

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

To make an addition to your post, it is believed that penisses are shaped kind of like "mushrooms" so that they can pull out sperms from another male from a vagina while fucking it

 

[Michael15651]

They are a bunch of faker dakers

 

[Descartes]

We all have heard a chad roommate having sex and the foid is always loud as fuck. I do believe that at least some foids moan out of pleasure, in the end, we do the same. And we also see this in porn

 

[Angry_runt]

We all have heard a chad roommate having sex and the foid is always loud as fuck. I do believe that at least some foids moan out of pleasure, in the end, we do the same. And we also see this in porn

No one moans out of pleasure.

 

[Descartes]

No one moans out of pleasure.

It's not that I don't believe this, it's just that I am a bit confused, I've seen too many contradictions. Everytime a girl has starfish sex they never moan

 

[Deleted member 60]

the solution is to suck the air out of her like @incelman or just strangle the bitch

 

[Zttz]

Lol at this retarded aspie study. They just feel good when getting fucked and it kinda hurts they only moan with chad dicks

 

[AsiaCel]

Honestly I'm gonna play devil advocate too.

Women pleasure and orgasm is tied to vocalizing.
That's why foids are loud when fucked by chad, quiet when fucked by incels.

That just seems to contrast with the study.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Jfl you ascend and immediately get cucked

Holy sjit

Everything is so clear now

Mind blowing tbh.

 

[TheNEET]

is it bad that I predicted the reason perfectly even before opening the thread?
jfl @ big-dicked porn stars getting cucked by their screaming foids

 

[Angry_runt]

They just feel good when getting fucked and it kinda hurts they only moan with chad dicks

Women pleasure and orgasm is tied to vocalizing.

They don't moan involuntarily, that's just a porn meme.

 

[Cuyen]

they want another chad even when a chad fuck them lmao