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[Whitepill] Did you ever have a girl sit on your lap?

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I'm wondering how many people here had a girl sit on their lap. I think that is something pretty much everyone experienced except legit sub 5s, it's supposed to be nothing special. The poll is anonymous, just vote and you don't even have to comment
 
no, next question pls and thank you
 
I'm wondering how many people here had a girl sit on their lap. I think that is something pretty much everyone experienced except legit sub 5s, it's supposed to be nothing special. The poll is anonymous, just vote and you don't even have to comment
Did you experience that man? :feelskek: :feelskek: I sure as hell did not. If you can get a girl to sit in your lap, you can get laid.
 
No, if we did, we wouldn't be here
 
I don't think any of us did tbh. I have no idea how it would be possible to get a girl to sit in your lap and not be a sexhaver and relationshiphaver
It is possible if someone experienced it in like elementary school or something but does that even count...
Probably not
 
It is possible if someone experienced it in like elementary school or something but does that even count...
Probably not
Only counts if it happened at an age you were actually capable of feeling attraction towards women and had a sex drive. Still though, unlikely it could even happen as a young kid if you were ugly or autistic
 
Did you experience that man? :feelskek: :feelskek: I sure as hell did not. If you can get a girl to sit in your lap, you can get laid.
This. I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not that I see this question on here.
 
I'm wondering how many people here had a girl sit on their lap. I think that is something pretty much everyone experienced except legit sub 5s, it's supposed to be nothing special. The poll is anonymous, just vote and you don't even have to comment
I think I would've remembered if a girl sat on my lap.
 
This. I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not that I see this question on here.
It's peculiar. I couldn't imagine a girl liking me enough to sit on my lap. If she did, that would mean she wants to have sex with me
 
Your mom sat on my lap before OP
 
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This is insane. You moggers, what the hell
 
No, it would be a dream come true if it ever happened
 
Imagine a girl sits on your lap willingly :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
Only counts if it happened at an age you were actually capable of feeling attraction towards women and had a sex drive. Still though, unlikely it could even happen as a young kid if you were ugly or autistic
Maybe the only possibility was in preschool when you were playing musical chair and a girl ended up sitting on your lap trying to sit on your seat
 
the more poll like this you make the more troll votes your going to get
 
Maybe the only possibility was in preschool when you were playing musical chair and a girl ended up sitting on your lap trying to sit on your seat
Maybe. I don't even remember much from that time
 
the more poll like this you make the more troll votes your going to get
The next poll might as well ask "Have you ever dated or had sex with a girl before?"
 
Outside of escortmaxxing, NEVER.
 
Nah, some are troll votes keep in mind. I bet a couple actually did though
The actual ones might as well elaborate on how it happened. Let alone getting hugged, having a girl sit on your lap is the literally the step just before sex.
 
I don't remember when I had "consensual" physical contact with any female (if I had any)
 
The actual ones might as well elaborate on how it happened. Let alone getting hugged, having a girl sit on your lap is the literally the step just before sex.
I know. If any of them are telling the truth here, they were so close to actually getting free sex
 
who said yes Should BE instant 40% @Ryo_Hazuki
 
no. if a girl sat on my lap i would cum
 
never did and never going to
 
I'm wondering how many people here had a girl sit on their lap. I think that is something pretty much everyone experienced except legit sub 5s, it's supposed to be nothing special. The poll is anonymous, just vote and you don't even have to comment
yes bro i’m chad and i had many foids sitting on me !!!
 
Not that I can recall.

The most intimacy I've had with girls is in hospital. :feelsbadman:
 
Never even thought of this. New suifuel unlocked: never had a girl sit on your lap :feelscry:
 

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