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did someone try to kill you?

UncannyValley said:
can you elab?

also, given your orders I am obliged to inform you about the secret ( you have time still )
 
nausea said:
can you elab?

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No. I'm not nearly important enough
 
One time every single one of my lugnuts on my truck tire were loosened and my tire came off while I was driving down the highway. Not sure if it was just an accident or if someone loosened them.
 
Chewbacca said:
One time every single one of my lugnuts on my truck tire were loosened and my tire came off while I was driving down the highway. Not sure if it was just an accident or if someone loosened them.
interesting, you got enemies?
 
nausea said:
interesting, you got enemies?

I used to have a couple but it wasn't anything big. The worst one was this ghetto black lesbian gangster girl. She threatened to shoot me once.
 
Chewbacca said:
nausea said:
interesting, you got enemies?
I used to have a couple but it wasn't anything big. The worst one was this ghetto black lesbian gangster girl. She threatened to shoot me once.
are you a trucker?
 
nausea said:
also, given your orders I am obliged to inform you about the secret ( you have time still )

What secret
 
UncannyValley said:
nausea said:
also, given your orders I am obliged to inform you about the secret ( you have time still )
What secret
the supersecret we talked about in the other thread
 
UncannyValley said:
nausea said:
the supersecret we talked about in the other thread
I don't remember
omg it happened just some hour ago eh

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anyway, tag incoming
 
nausea said:
omg it happened just some hour ago eh

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anyway, tag incoming

I don't use alerts.
 
UncannyValley said:
nausea said:
omg it happened just some hour ago eh
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
anyway, tag incoming
I don't use alerts.
I tagged you, hope you see it
 
well, lets just take the time i got SWATTED as an assasination attempt.

damn cucktears. war is taken in turns throughout the days, we will see that the Muslims prevail in the final hour.
 
opsec said:
nausea said:
choose one
i believe cucktears made FBI tips against me.
cops came to you for your pending crime, hope you realize this

but anyway, u,s and a is u,s and a, Idk how the greatest police in the force operates
 
Nobody in here is important enough to be a target.

PS. @nausea , you were banned recently, right? Or i just missed your posts?
 
demonanus said:
you were banned recently, right? Or i just missed your posts?
yes but I also did the 10k thing
 
Yes. A couple times. I got pushed off a roof by some older boys when i was in year 7 after a beat down. Hit a few branches in a tree on my way down. Just got fucked up (cuts and bruises) no broken bones. Managed to stumble off. Must have been 25/30ft.

Had fire works thrown at me, first one whizzed over my head by an inch or two and blew up on the wall behind me. The fucking knob i was hanging out with played to many computer games and shouted "RPG" i jumped on the floor and another sailed about a foot over my head while i was trying to pull him over. Then we got up and ran for it. The geezer chasing after us lit up a Catharine wheel to throw at me but it blew up in his hand and burned his hands and face.

Had gas powered BB guns fired at me. Bricks thrown at me. etc.
 
nausea said:
translation?

There are 3 feet in a yard. 1 yard is 0.9 meters. Try some maths. Its between 7-10 meters.
 
a dude tried to run me off the road after i flipped him off, does that count?
 
Velocirapture said:
a dude tried to run me off the road after i flipped him off, does that count?
flipped him off=?
 
commander_zoidberg said:
Yes. A couple times. I got pushed off a roof by some older boys when i was in year 7 after a beat down. Hit a few branches in a tree on my way down. Just got fucked up (cuts and bruises) no broken bones. Managed to stumble off. Must have been 25/30ft.

Had fire works thrown at me, first one whizzed over my head by an inch or two and blew up on the wall behind me. The fucking knob i was hanging out with played to many computer games and shouted "RPG" i jumped on the floor and another sailed about a foot over my head while i was trying to pull him over. Then we got up and ran for it. The geezer chasing after us lit up a Catharine wheel to throw at me but it blew up in his hand and burned his hands and face.

Had gas powered BB guns fired at me. Bricks thrown at me. etc.

Jesus!


Maybe yes, there was this one twink in high school who hated my guts for no reason, and he tried to exclude me from everywhere and egg on as many people as possible to pursue and harass me. It was really intense, I belive he has actually lost his mind.
Thank god I do not have to see that fag and his coward friends anymore. I hope he dies of cancer.
 
Yeah a nurse tried to poison me in the ER
 

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