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Experiment [DickThread] Which would you rather be?

What would you rather be?


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Since you've all been so obsessed with dicks recently, here's yet another dick thread.
 
gigachad with 3incher
 
I would rather have my 3 inches worshiped daily than having an 8 incher who will never see the light of day.
 
.... this isn;t a dick forum is it?
 
Incel with a big dick is like a person stranded on an island with a mountain of gold. Sure, gold is nice, but wth are you gonna do with it stranded on an insland?
 
The first one so I can RonJeremymax.

JFL at being gigachad but getting laughed at by every foid.
 
Stop with the fucking dick threads.
 
Gigachad I guess.
 
give me gigachad frame and face and I don't even need a dick
 
gigachad with a 3 inch dick is a like a Ferrari without an engine
 
This is literally turning into a dick size forum, reddit is gonna have the time of their lives with this
 
An incel with an 8" dick is just a mentalcel waiting to ascend.
 
Do people that chose gigs Chad even know what it is like to have a small one? You are going to look at yourself in the mirror and grieve how your dick is pretty much useless. Women are going to laugh at you if you manage a lay. Normie is a good balance and an improvement.
 
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Normie prettyboy
 
It would be awesome to dickmog 90% of the population ngl so I'd be an 8-incher "incel"
 
Do people that chose gigs Chad even know what it is like to have a small one? You are going to look at yourself in the mirror and grieve how your dick is pretty much useless. Women are going to laugh at you if you manage a lay. Normie is a good balance and an improvement.
Hypermasculine look> dick
 
There is no chad with small dick
 
Gigachad any day
 
Gigachad any fucking day
 
Incel with huge dick. That doesnt exist btw. Guys with huge dicks get laid even with shit other features (Ron Jeremy).

I would look for every opportunity to whip out my big juicy low hanging flaccid man meat and make foids drool for it.
 
Every choice is terrible tbh. Nobody with intelligence would choose to be born again with a 3~3.5inch dick.
 
I would stay incel and have a gigadick tbh
 
What exactly is the definition of a giga chad? 10/10 PSL facially? I guess you would get tons of constant validation and attention from women, but you could never do anything with it. Life would be easy, but hell in a way unique to you.
 
This isnt hard.

Incel with 8 inch dick is about as useful as a foid with a brain.
Normie with 5 inch dick is getting cucked and by foids' standards they're probably Incels as well tbh.
I doubt .5 of an Inch is noticeable so I'd be a Gigachad and live life on easy mode: would finally be able to talk to foids, hug and hold hands tbh.
 
Lifefuel for @outherebrothers , he would become a gigachad and his penis would grow another 2 inches
 
Gigachad, JFL@ any other option
Out of literal billions of foids that crave you, it wouldn't be hard to find some that don't mind a small dick. 3 inches isn't even technically a microdick. In east asia it's like standard size, kek.
3.5 and 5 inches is still small and absolutely not worth losing all the benefits that come with being extraordinarily attractive.
 
incels with 8 inch dick can just mandingomaxx
 
Gigachad with 3 inches dick EZ. 3 inches is really small but functional and being a gigachad is arguably better than being an incel even if you don't even have a dick.
 
Lifefuel for @outherebrothers , he would become a gigachad and his penis would grow another 2 inches
Exactly @Damo the incel This would actually give me 2 inches. I'd even settle for being Incel with a 3 inch dick, at least I could probably have a wank properly.
 
5 inch normie. That would put you in a pretty safe/comfortable position, would it not?
 
Incel with an 8 inch dick, because right now I'm an incel with a 5 inch dick, so it would be an upgrade, it should have been "trucel" to make it a choice one would have to think about.

Incel with a big dick is like a person stranded on an island with a mountain of gold. Sure, gold is nice, but wth are you gonna do with it stranded on an insland?

It said incel, not truecel, meaning you could be just within looksmax territory (where looksmaxxing would make a difference)
 
3 inch length but what girth?????
 
3 inch length but what girth?????

at 3 inches length it doesnt matter what your girth is.

you can have a coke can girth but you're barely able to enter a vagina with a 3 incher
 
at 3 inches length it doesnt matter what your girth is.

you can have a coke can girth but you're barely able to enter a vagina with a 3 incher
they can grind and i think 3 inches is just enough to hit the g spot but even if the guy had say 5 inch girth most cunts will still laugh at him anyway.
 

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