
Sheogorath
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Diapers appear to harken back to 1590s England, prior to that babies would just run around naked and poop in the bushes and shit and moms would clean it up by dunking them in a nearby river. But apparently this was too much effort for women so they had to wrap them in cloth so they could sit in their own feces for hours while mommy was fucking the milkman in the other room.
Diapers prevent masturbation which means guys can't naturally fap on instinct to stretch out their foreskins to make sure phimosis doesn't happen by the time they develop erections.
This basically sets the stage for the Jews to introduce circumcision. I bet Jews were behind pitching diapers to women too.
Not just male babies suffered though: girl babies basically got infections in their vaginas because instead of it naturally falling away the feces they poop gets into their vaginas.
Humans are wading apes, we're meant to be crawling and swimming in lakes and stuff which naturally cleans us like bidets.
Women are too low-effort to do stuff like go fishing though and don't want to carry their babies to river to wash them so instead the babies get infections and bad genital health.
Diapers prevent masturbation which means guys can't naturally fap on instinct to stretch out their foreskins to make sure phimosis doesn't happen by the time they develop erections.
This basically sets the stage for the Jews to introduce circumcision. I bet Jews were behind pitching diapers to women too.
Not just male babies suffered though: girl babies basically got infections in their vaginas because instead of it naturally falling away the feces they poop gets into their vaginas.
Humans are wading apes, we're meant to be crawling and swimming in lakes and stuff which naturally cleans us like bidets.
Women are too low-effort to do stuff like go fishing though and don't want to carry their babies to river to wash them so instead the babies get infections and bad genital health.