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Cope Devoured a large bowl of chocolate ice cream, now I’m having a smoke while thinking of Megan Fox sucking my dick

Darth Aries

Darth Aries

Hating women because they hated me first
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Story of my life most nights. Then I’ll cuddle my pillow for warmth within my cold room and pretend I’m clinging to Megan like a maternal figure who also gives me sex.
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I don’t care if she’s 38, I want her to hold me :cryfeels:
 
Vanilla sucks, good choice
 
Living like a king :feelshmm:
 
Sour patch kids ice cream moooggs too
Yeah I love sour candies but the ingredients list for that specific flavor must be longer than the bible. Pure slop, but I’ll still try it jfl
 
We do this....I wonder what the sexhavers are doing this Friday night. I'm broke rn so I can't visit any whores
 
People who don't like Vanilla ice cream are soulless. You like cookie dough ice cream?
 
People who don't like Vanilla ice cream are soulless. You like cookie dough ice cream?
I like vanilla as well, chocolate was just all I had, and yes cookie dough is also great. The only flavor I genuinely have ever disliked is orange, tasted like orange juice which was weird because I think of chocolate/vanilla when I think of ice cream, not fucking orange juice. Then for strawberry I can take it or leave it
 
I like vanilla as well, chocolate was just all I had, and yes cookie dough is also great. The only flavor I genuinely have ever disliked is orange, tasted like orange juice which was weird because I think of chocolate/vanilla when I think of ice cream, not fucking orange juice. Then for strawberry I can take it or leave it
Black raspberry is very good, my parents like it. I've never had orange ice cream, that sounds so fucking gross lmao

I'm pretty sure I ate some ice cream a couple nights ago and kinda freezer burned the top of my mouth, it felt super damn dry
 
Black raspberry is very good, my parents like it. I've never had orange ice cream, that sounds so fucking gross lmao

I'm pretty sure I ate some ice cream a couple nights ago and kinda freezer burned the top of my mouth, it felt super damn dry
Damn you just reminded me of black raspberry I forgot that shit existed, that actually is a really good one. Now memories are flooding back of me eating it when I got home from my first day of middle school while watching Drake and Josh. If only I knew how lonely my life would become 9 years later :cryfeels:
 
I like vanilla as well, chocolate was just all I had, and yes cookie dough is also great. The only flavor I genuinely have ever disliked is orange, tasted like orange juice which was weird because I think of chocolate/vanilla when I think of ice cream, not fucking orange juice. Then for strawberry I can take it or leave it
Try rose petal, I had it once it was great
 

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