SchrodingersDick
Better incel than jestermaxxing for scraps
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- Joined
- Aug 7, 2018
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Take an IQ test. If you score over 100, smash your skull with a brick till you’re sub 80. That’s the sweet spot. Just smart enough walk and drive and shit. But just dumb enough to speak in incoherent babble.
Get tattoos on your face
Wear ridiculous designer clothing. The more ridiculous the better. You want to look like a clown.
Pickup a drug habit.. I don’t mean weed or Xanax.. you should be on those by default already.. I’m talking lean, cocaine, heroin.. the hard shit that you can die from. Be high ALL THE TIME.
Get arrested.. preferably for violent of drug related crimes..
Paint the tips of your dreads blonde
Get really fucked up on as many different drugs as you can. Buy a mic, download some beats off youtube, and mumble incoherent jibberish into it.. talk about bitches and drugs and guns and money non stop. Say nigga at the end of every sentence so it rhymes
Name drop some big name rappers that are shorter than you that you have no problem confronting. Lots of rappers are manlets these days so it shouldn’t be hard
Upload to soundcloud
You’ll be drowning in prime white JB holes. Your low IQ behavior will be rewarded with money and pussy beyond your wildest dreams.
That’s really all I got. Only option for blacks in 2018 tbh.
Get tattoos on your face
Wear ridiculous designer clothing. The more ridiculous the better. You want to look like a clown.
Pickup a drug habit.. I don’t mean weed or Xanax.. you should be on those by default already.. I’m talking lean, cocaine, heroin.. the hard shit that you can die from. Be high ALL THE TIME.
Get arrested.. preferably for violent of drug related crimes..
Paint the tips of your dreads blonde
Get really fucked up on as many different drugs as you can. Buy a mic, download some beats off youtube, and mumble incoherent jibberish into it.. talk about bitches and drugs and guns and money non stop. Say nigga at the end of every sentence so it rhymes
Name drop some big name rappers that are shorter than you that you have no problem confronting. Lots of rappers are manlets these days so it shouldn’t be hard
Upload to soundcloud
You’ll be drowning in prime white JB holes. Your low IQ behavior will be rewarded with money and pussy beyond your wildest dreams.
That’s really all I got. Only option for blacks in 2018 tbh.