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Lonelyus

Lonelyus

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My perfect woman, 5.7, Blue eyes, Blonde, Kinda sexy, Russian or something And big bobs AND NOT FAT!
 
my lookmatch :foidSoy: , shorter than 5'6", green eyes, brown hair, ugly face, sandniggress and a bit fat
 
haven't got an ideal woman tbh
not something I've ever ruminated on
most women I see are good enough
 
White, short, long brown hair, green eyes. I'm not picky though, i'll take any woman that isn't obese.
 
Meaty with big ass and thighs, really short 5 feet and shorter, neoteny feminine face with large eyes and plump lips, soft smooth skin. Either pale rose skin or dark olive skin. Blue or green eyes, ash or red hair with the pale skin, green or ember/hazel eyes, reddish brown or dark red hair with the darker skin.
 
1 Vigor
99 Endurance
1 Strength
99 Dexterity
 
Latina or Arab
Teen
Dark haired
Dark eyes
No tattoos or piercings
Big boobs
Big ass
Large hips
Khhv
Loyal
Submissive
Loves cuddling
Loves me unconditionally
 
Latina or Arab
Teen
Dark haired
Dark eyes
No tattoos or piercings
Big boobs
Big ass
Large hips
Khhv
Loyal
Submissive
Loves cuddling
Loves me unconditionally
Can women be KHHV? I think youd need a no sex before marriage woman for that and maybe beg her to change her mind
 
Can women be KHHV? I think youd need a no sex before marriage woman for that and maybe beg her to change her mind
Realistically no, but it's my IDEAL gf so she's whatever I want her to be.
 
cute and youthful in terms of looks (and also age if possible), asian or white both ok, prob something like this but there are a wide variety of types I would be fine with
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highly empathetic. otherwise with a tilt towards a more male-typical brain. maybe autistic would be best?
high IQ, above ~130 would be optimal
lacking in the bitterness and hurt I carry with me, but not completly
capable of cognitive decoupling.
infected with as little as possible of the woke/feminist/progressive memeplex
I dont even know what is realistic at this point... less than 10 previous partners?
if anything is allowed then a virign
 
5'9
Swedish, Norwegian or German
Natural blonde
Blue eyes
Has a chiseled jawline, a cute nose and eyes
Toned body
Kind
Smart but not cynical
Good at drawing and singing
 
White
Not fat
5’8 or shorter
Straight hair
Brown or blonde hair
Blue or green eyes
Medium or large tits
Large ass
Sharp jawline
Straight nose
Loyal and submissive only to me
 
If my dick gets hard at her she is good enough.
 
High tier white Becky 5'5 slim Virgin/low bodycount
Medium/small breasts
Submissive
College educated
Below 24 I'm 26
High quality non primitive
Must like travelling
 
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Mexican Latina
5'4 - 5'5
Moderate Ass and Tits
19-22 at marriage
Curvy body but won't get fat
Long black hair that covers nipples
Caramel colored skin
Cute face but not too round
Great cooking skill
Reads novels
Hairy pussy but trimmed and groomed nicely
Wears cool traditional mexican dresses and sometimes more modern stuff but always lingerie underneath
Doesn't take the pill
Enjoys spending time with me when I work on my cars etc. She reads besides me while I repair away at my cars
Likes firearms or at least shooting them
Gets horny when tipsy
Enjoys sex with me
Brings me stuff like beers or popcorn from the kitchen
Soft and feminine but not a squeaky voice
Strong catholic, so we can go to church and read each other from the scripture
Cleans the house.

Basically a mexican tradwife from the 1800s lmao


Oh amigos a woman and life like that. Depression would be far away.

A mix between these two. Just a little darker skin.

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Pale
Green eyes
Brown/black hair
5’ or less
Giant tiddies
Unfucked virgin with intact hymen
No sexual experience
Autistic
Believes in magick
 
- Neotenous/robust Stacy
- 5'7+
- Big perky tits
- Big plum ass
- Wide hips
- Long toned legs
- Small waist
- Under 23
- Neurotypical
- Virgin
 
my personal type : East Asian, Pale Skin, black hair cut at shoulder length, height 5'4-5'7 somewhat like this

 
Mexican Latina
5'4 - 5'5
Moderate Ass and Tits
19-22 at marriage
Curvy body but won't get fat
Long black hair that covers nipples
Caramel colored skin
Cute face but not too round
Great cooking skill
Reads novels
Hairy pussy but trimmed and groomed nicely
Wears cool traditional mexican dresses and sometimes more modern stuff but always lingerie underneath
Doesn't take the pill
Enjoys spending time with me when I work on my cars etc. She reads besides me while I repair away at my cars
Likes firearms or at least shooting them
Gets horny when tipsy
Enjoys sex with me
Brings me stuff like beers or popcorn from the kitchen
Soft and feminine but not a squeaky voice
Strong catholic, so we can go to church and read each other from the scripture
Cleans the house.

Basically a mexican tradwife from the 1800s lmao


Oh amigos a woman and life like that. Depression would be far away.

A mix between these two. Just a little darker skin.

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SO you want a nigger then?
 
Really white
Black messy hair
Pure/Virgin/Not a whore
Loves me
Likes dogs (but not fucking them)
She only interacts with her family
Its full of joy and happyness
Its not a slut
Reads Russa and French literatura
Its no a liying bitch
 
cute and youthful in terms of looks (and also age if possible), asian or white both ok, prob something like this but there are a wide variety of types I would be fine with
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highly empathetic. otherwise with a tilt towards a more male-typical brain. maybe autistic would be best?
high IQ, above ~130 would be optimal
lacking in the bitterness and hurt I carry with me, but not completly
capable of cognitive decoupling.
infected with as little as possible of the woke/feminist/progressive memeplex
I dont even know what is realistic at this point... less than 10 previous partners?
if anything is allowed then a virign
GODDAMN!
 

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