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Describe your most awkward experiences with girls ?

I don't have any experiences with foids
 
So, in my second junior year in high school, I wanted to approach a girl whom I thought was ok looking. I'd give her a 4/10. Slightly below average, since I do not have high standards. I mustered up the courage and eventually walked up to her as she was headed to a classroom to sit for a test, introduced myself to her, shook her hand and asked for her number. "No, thanks," she said. I asked "Really?" She said "Yes." I asked "Are you sure?" Once again, she said "Yes." Then we parted ways. Very embarrassing, but what did I expect?
 
Failed to coom with the first hooker.
 
Every experience I have with toilets is cringe as fuck because they want to get away from me as soon as possible.
 
Hmmm once when I was 15 years old I went out with a foid who was a friend, the problem is that I was very inhibited to talk about something interesting, so she took over the talks and I felt very ridiculous because I just said "Oh yeah "" wow "" seriously "screwed up failure.
 
- walking across the commons area in the school, and in my direction was a foid who waved at me. I waved back but she had that look of disgust and said "ew no, not you". I looked behind me and she was actually waving at some chad jock in the distance. This shit happened to me a lot in high school.

- on the school bus to go home and I was caught staring at a black foids legs across the aisle. She yelled at me saying: "do you have an eye problem?!?"

- walking through the outside lobby at the mall towards the parking lot, tons of black teens sitting and hanging out all around the lobby benches. Black foid: "Yo that nigga walks funny" (I have a noticeable "virgin" walk, I wasn't aware of it back then) "No pussy-having ass nigga" A few people in the crowd snickers and maybe one or two foids laughing while saying "Girl, you so mean, why you say that"

- In my early 20s I had to wear braces. (Braces pill is underrated) A 8/10 stacy at my job at the time confronted me infront of the other co-workers and ask me my age, I give her my age and she then asked "why do you have braces so late?" Awkward silence.

- a young new foid teacher issued assigned groups at the start of the second semester. She gave everyone a number from 1-5 (every who was given 1 whad to pair up with group 1). I misheard her because she was talking very fast and I was staring pretty hard at some foids legs next to me (my hormones were raging hard during my early high school years). She realized that one person was missing from group 4 (which was me). She yelled at me saying: "Now I have to recount everybody because you were staring at a becky", the class laughed and becky groaned, sucked her teeth and hid her face from me. (She ended up moving up to a few seats and a few rows away for me the next day). The teacher continued: "I don't know whats wrong with you but I thinking about sending you to the Guidance coulseor so you and him can discuss moving you to a more novice-intermediate class".

- tried to ask a new co-worker foid out and after a minute she just look down and said that my zipper was open and my left shoe was untied. She said that "how are you going to come at a women when you not even on point with your zipper/shoe laces?"
 
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i will give a few,

indian Girl from my hometown
back in 2016(I matriculated in 2015) i was doing this architecture 1 year course, now this indian girl from my home town i had not seen for 9 years shows up there, the first time i physically saw her in the campus building in 2016 made my heart plummet, i chatted to her on facebook and BBM in 2011,2012 but i didnt like the person who she had become, an unoriginal eurosoccer fan unlike me however she was prettier than i expected and as an early teenager- i had a thing for curry-foids,i rate her a 6/10,she is defintely not the super pretty curryfoid lol. Over the course of the year2016- i did eye her alot and she did notice this, One time she was sitting on a couch with her other 6/10 friends and i was walking along then i eyed her and then in that momnet-They all burst out laughing, They were jokingly expecting me to stare at her,,,,,, like ohh that weird guy that havent seen for ever is staring at me LOL ,,,, ofcourse my heart plummeted as they were LOLing.

Super hot mixed-race girl
This also happened in the same campus building in 2016.
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These are just two approaches, i have cold-approaches in malls but i have almost completely forgotten them.
There are a couple of pretty girls in my college class, i shall record the conversations with the girls and yall shall hear it
- walking across the commons area in the school, and in my direction was a foid who waved at me. I waved back but she had that look of disgust and said "ew no, not you". I looked behind me and she was actually waving at some chad jock in the distance. This shit happened to me a lot in high school.

- on the school bus to go home and I was caught staring at a black foids legs across the aisle. She yelled at me saying: "do you have an eye problem?!?"

- walking through the outside lobby at the mall towards the parking lot, tons of black teens sitting and hanging out all around the lobby benches. Black foid: "Yo that nigga walks funny" (I have a noticeable "virgin" walk, I wasn't aware of it back then) "No pussy-having ass nigga" A few people in the crowd snickers and maybe one or two foids laughing while saying "Girl, you so mean, why you say that"

- In my early 20s I had to wear braces. (Braces pill is underrated) A 8/10 stacy at my job at the time confronted me infront of the other co-workers and ask me my age, I give her my age and she then asked "why do you have braces so late?" Awkward silence.

- a young new foid teacher issued assigned groups at the start of the second semester. She gave everyone a number from 1-5 (every who was given 1 whad to pair up with group 1). I misheard her because she was talking very fast and I was staring pretty hard at some foids legs next to me (my hormones were raging hard during my early high school years). She realized that one person was missing from group 4 (which was me). She yelled at me saying: "Now I have to recount everybody because you were staring at a becky", the class laughed and becky groaned, sucked her teeth and hid her face from me. (She ended up moving up to a few seats and a few rows away for me the next day). The teacher continued: "I don't know whats wrong with you but I thinking about sending you to the Guidance coulseor so you and him can discuss moving you to a more novice-intermediate class".
that sucks, you should have told that teacher "Go suck your guys dick, suck my dick, i am a rapist like donald trump" i used to stare at girls, now when i stare at girls-- i pull a bitch face of hatred.
 
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Barely had any contact with girls
 
Stacy flat out asked me in the middle of class if I was scared of women, said yes of course to humormax :feelsokman:
 
I told a girl i liked her and she laughed and left
 
When I was in hospital I told a foid I was watching her sleep, which I was. She freaked and the orderlies kept an eye on me so I wouldn't talk to her again.
 
Hmmm... well.. I have numerous.. I was in my freshman year of high school at the time. I was in a debate extracurricular activity. I tried standing up but the pressure made me forget what I needed to say. I kept stuttering and then the girls looked at me and chuckled. Man sometimes I fantasize about getting a gun right then and there and just running some ERrands (in Minecraft of course).
 
middle school in gym class. For some reason we had to do one on one tug-of-war. The teacher thought I'd be more evenly matched to go against the girls. That alone got the class laughing. The only thing worse was when the girl I was matched against completely owned me. That really got the class laughing.
 
middle school in gym class. For some reason we had to do one on one tug-of-war. The teacher thought I'd be more evenly matched to go against the girls. That alone got the class laughing. The only thing worse was when the girl I was matched against completely owned me. That really got the class laughing.
fuark getting mogged by girls physically is very brutal
 
I never had any they just came to my home :chad:
I wish tho
 
  • I was walking alone towards the beach, vacation time. I wore a white shirt with two big zeros in the back. I heard four girls behind me calling me with their awful southern accent: "Hey! Double zero!" I turn around and they start laughing and saying: "How ugly..." I had pretty bad acne back then. I just followed my path.

  • I was on vacation again, another beach. I was with a friend looking a storefront. Three girls passing by stop and we overheard some foid saying: "Here you can find of every kind..." Then they proceeded to laugh at us.

  • I was waiting at a nightclub's queue with some friends. A foid with awful southern accent approached us, telling she wanted to get inside and have fun with us, that she was alone. We unwillingly allowed it, as we didn't want to be seen as impolite. When we were close to the door, she calls her chad friends, who just get into position to enter. We didn't saw the bitch ever again once we got inside.

  • It was the birthday of a gay college mate. We went to a mainly lesbian nightclub (it was terrible, yeah) to celebrate. At some point, a 5/10 foid friend of my gay mate took me by the hand and started moving me around the different dancefloors, standing in places. She was supposedly trying to find someone, which of course didn't happen. I didn't know if she wanted me to make a move or something, but I didn't because she wasn't a random unknown foid. Maybe I was dumb, but it was fucking awkward.

  • I was on my future* business, doing a substitution. A teacher foid comes in. At one point she asks: "Can I bring the photo?" I answer: "No. We do the photo here. Make yourself beautiful". She looked offended. I tried to fix it by telling her the truth: "Oh well, I'm saying because all the girls go to the bathroom when they come here and start fixing their hair and make up". The foid teacher ended up going to some other place. Customer lost. I'm 80% sure she was a fucking feminist.
 
i have had a few.they were pretty embarassing.it's over
 
getting kicked out for not wanting to be a simp
 
This is like asking me to write a novel
 
When I was in highschool a girl who knew how much of a loser I was let me feel her boob, but made clear she didn't want to actually do anything and it was just that.

It always confused me. I never got clarification for it. The moment was extremely awkward.
Out.
 
When I was in highschool a girl who knew how much of a loser I was let me feel her boob, but made clear she didn't want to actually do anything and it was just that.

It always confused me. I never got clarification for it. The moment was extremely awkward.
:chad::chad::chad::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:
 
Every time I’ve tried to approach it was awkward.
 
I found out one of my girl classmates is a massive weeb like me so I decided to chat her up about anime JFL. Was awkward as fuck and I wanted to disappear. Felt the cringe of cold approaching a foid to talk about anime for a few months afterwards
 
facebook conversation with my crush, I acted completely autistic and she showed the messegaes to a lot of people and posted them on messanger group
 
When I was in high school I accidentally kicked a girls ass she was sitting in front of me and i raised my leg to put on the desk's lower handle and accidentally kicked her ass didn't know she was sitting that behind jfl I immediately started sleeping I was so dead inside jfl couldn't look at her face and she said nothing aswell jfll
 
One upon a Christmas season, one snowy night, 16 year old FrothySolutions was walking home from window shopping at all the bright and joyful holiday exhibits. And somewhere along his way home he allegedly peed on a tree.

I say "allegedly" because I don't even remember peeing on a tree, but the cops that stopped me claim I did. Three separate squad cars came out to me that night. Backup was called on me, just a kid who peed on a tree. And amongst the many cops who showed up to scare me straight, there were these two lady cops. At this point I wasn't denying I peed on the tree, even though I absolutely didn't even remember peeing on the tree. I just felt so threatened by the cops I thought it safer not to challenge them. So instead I was like "I didn't know it was illegal, please don't take me to jail." And these lady cops were sneering down their noses at me all smug. "You really thought you could just whip out your DICK like that?"

It fucks with the mind to threaten a kid like he was an adult. For grown up lady cops to talk to me so vulgar, like I'm some kind of sex offender, to revel in my fear. They didn't care that I was a kid. It's not appropriate for adults to talk to kids like that.
 

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