Seriously these bitches can't even do 1 pullup and want to join the military
Like look at this 5'1 bitch hahahahah
Like look at this 5'1 bitch hahahahah
JFL at these foids what's the point of her even joining, the only beneficial factor she'll provide for the Marines is probably sexual
distraction against ISIS fucks
distraction against ISIS fucks
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Hope she gets kidnapped and raped by ISIS
I was in the Marines and I gotta tell you that with dealign with female Marines, there was a 70% chance that she was a total piece of shit. 100% chance she was getting railed by at least three dudes as well. All of their attitudes were pretty insufferable as well because they knew they got no respect and tried to compensate.
Anyway, this topic reminded me of a story that I am not going to tell. When I was deployed on a ship I was stuck on graveyard shift with my XO, who happened to be a female. She had a FAT ass. Like holy shit her ass was insane. She was in absolute shit physical shape and fell out in runs but I would purposefully fall out and run behind her a bit just so I could look at that colossal ass jiggle in them tiny PT shorts. Had a super cute face, looked like a goddamn elf from the lord of the rings. I jerked off to the thought of hot dogging that ass, ngl. It was just me and her on that duty and the entire time she kept talking about how she couldn't wait to get back and bang her husband. I'm pretty sure if I was a Chad, she would've been fucking me instead. I knew if I tried anything I would've been slapped with a court marshaled, thrown in the brig because she would claim I raped her, and discharged all within the week.
Anyway, this topic reminded me of a story that I am not going to tell. When I was deployed on a ship I was stuck on graveyard shift with my XO, who happened to be a female. She had a FAT ass. Like holy shit her ass was insane. She was in absolute shit physical shape and fell out in runs but I would purposefully fall out and run behind her a bit just so I could look at that colossal ass jiggle in them tiny PT shorts. Had a super cute face, looked like a goddamn elf from the lord of the rings. I jerked off to the thought of hot dogging that ass, ngl. It was just me and her on that duty and the entire time she kept talking about how she couldn't wait to get back and bang her husband. I'm pretty sure if I was a Chad, she would've been fucking me instead. I knew if I tried anything I would've been slapped with a court marshaled, thrown in the brig because she would claim I raped her, and discharged all within the week.
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The reason women have no place in the military (or work IMO) is not the red-herring argument about their fitness but the way they change the dynamic of the group.
my nigga was a marine?
lol, marinecel
Yeah, this is true as well. I mean I've never been the type of person to completely change my behavior around women but most men are just like that for some reason, it's so fucking pathetic. like just be yourself cuck.
I love how even in places like the military there's no escape from them, just lol.
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Good shit, haha.
presidentcel next, too ugly to even get laid fully status maxxed
Wtf, why would she even do that ? wat a *****.
She got in all right.
A lot of dicks were sucked that day.
A lot of dicks were sucked that day.
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One of the last examples of pure minimalistic YouTube comedy.
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