Delivery Drivers

[Troll]

I've given up on trying ​

Who else is a delivery driver? 

Also who else 

1. Before the delivery checks the customers social media?
2. Takes a bit of the food if it's really good 
3. Gives freebies to other incels?


Here's how I go about after seeing your profile 

Stacys
Shake her drink violently 
Take a piece of her food (unnoticeable)
Make her get the food from my car if she's really hot (usually some cuck comes and gets it)


Chads
Shake their pizza box
Fart throughout the delivery with the windows closed 
Open the window so the food gets cold 
Close the window and turn the heat up if it's ice cream
Drop their drinks on purpose in front of them 


ANime profile picture or suspected incel-bros
Grab an extra drink for them 
Walk up to their door on time so you won't feel weird for waiting for me
Ask for your PSN

 

[towncel]

I would spit in a stacy's drink and take a noticeable piece of her food and/or fart 2 or 3 times on top of it

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I would rather die.

 

[Troll]

I would spit in a stacy's drink and take a noticeable piece of her food and/or fart 2 or 3 times on top of it

They would notice, then my boss would make me deliver it again.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

I've given up on trying ​

Who else is a delivery driver? 

Also who else 

1. Before the delivery checks the customers social media?
2. Takes a bit of the food if it's really good 
3. Gives freebies to other incels?


Here's how I go about after seeing your profile 

Stacys
Shake her drink violently 
Take a piece of her food (unnoticeable)
Make her get the food from my car if she's really hot (usually some cuck comes and gets it)


Chads
Shake their pizza box
Fart throughout the delivery with the windows closed 
Open the window so the food gets cold 
Close the window and turn the heat up if it's ice cream
Drop their drinks on purpose in front of them 


ANime profile picture or suspected incel-bros
Grab an extra drink for them 
Walk up to their door on time so you won't feel weird for waiting for me
Ask for your PSN

Pretty epic.

 

[Kointo1]

ANime profile picture or suspected incel-bros
Grab an extra drink for them 
Walk up to their door on time so you won't feel weird for waiting for me
Ask for your PSN

I'm not in this category anymore? I still have it in my sig.

 

[towncel]

They would notice, then my boss would make me deliver it again.

It's worth to do it sometimes and 100% of the time when delivering to a celebrity stacy/chad

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

At least it isn't uggs

 

[VincentVanCope]

 

[Personality]

i tried to be a delivery driver but the nepotistic indians here only hire their own kind and i would fail an interview once they see my face, nobody wants a sub 3 near their food.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i tried to be a delivery driver but the nepotistic indians here only hire their own kind and i would fail an interview once they see my face, nobody wants a sub 3 near their food.

this made me lol

 

[JovanD]

You're awesome, keep it up.

 

[Grotesque]

If everyone did this, we could kill social media.

I have no social media, so you would give me free shit.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I would add a few drops of my urine to a Stacy's drink.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

I would add a few drops of my urine to a Stacy's drink.

I would whack off on her pizza.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I would whack off on her pizza.

Semen might be too obvious (and leaves DNA evidence) but I'd sure whip my dick in her drink and on her pizza lol.
Then later I'd wank to the idea that she consumed my fluids.

 

[lanturn]

What if you don't find any social media?

 

[towncel]

Semen might be too obvious (and leaves DNA evidence) but I'd sure whip my dick in her drink and on her pizza lol.
Then later I'd wank to the idea that she consumed my fluids.

Lmao

 

[Zielony4]

Delivery drivers steal my stuff. I have like 75% of the hate I have for women, on them.

WOMEN DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE TERRIBLE.

 

[Troll]

Delivery drivers steal my stuff. I have like 75% of the hate I have for women, on them.

WOMEN DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE TERRIBLE.

This is so fucking true, they pout like it's a shitty job but EVERYone I MEAN EVERY fucking delivery they get huge tips. Even the uglies!
Driving around in their daddies car that they don't even have any responsibilities for.

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i tried to be a delivery driver but the nepotistic indians here only hire their own kind and i would fail an interview once they see my face, nobody wants a sub 3 near their food.

You're right, they're assholes and I know you can't tell the difference but most deliver drivers are actually from Bangladesh. Indians think they're better so they most likely would never be a delivery driver, probably an Uber driver.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I order online but I have no social media connected to my pizza delivery accounts. Here in the Southern Midwestern US, most delivery drivers are incel tier or ex cons so I tip decently.

 

[QuantumDummy]

I wouldn't give my psn to some random delivery guy, lmao.