JFL Dear meteorite

[waste matter]

hey meteorite if you're planning to crash on this shithole, please i beg of you to fall on my head

kind regards,

from waste matter

 

[tea]

I hope it falls on my also

 

[PPEcel]

Don't forget mine

 

[grondilu]

I'm not amused by these kinds of threads.

You can have Earth itself fall on your head if you throw yourself off a building.

Since you're here, you haven't done that, so stop pretending you want to die.